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Nigel Farage

@nigelfarage.bsky.social
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Ageing failed fash. Rt hon MP for Clapton(spelling?). (Parody)

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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Are they making way for the construction of yet another mosque? One can only wonder why the authorities have not yet seen fit to release a statement clarifying the matter. 🤔
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Is anyone looking into this?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
That's easy to say from a hidden temple, deep in the Malaysian jungle...
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I have asked Mister Trump to add 'grifter', 'Brexit' and 'tiocfaidh ár lá' to this list.
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
What fresh wokery is this?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
🎶 We're in the money! 🎵
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
What are you doing? Don't say that! Shhhh....
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Super Bowel LIX
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
That's his mouth, actually... 🙄
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
You'd be amazed what morons will believe...
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I already won the Euro millions... #MEPexpenses
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
You can make a decent amount on Cameo, provided you have no shame... Just sayin'.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Despite the fact that Reform MPs are always shouting about immigration, not one of them could be arsed to turn up for the debate on the Border Security Bill last night. Probably exhausted after a hard day cosplaying at being farmers.
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Late one at Ticey's. Whatimiss?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
😂
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
They're an absolute hoot, boy. You should definitely come to the next one...
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Starmer is a good boy... 🐶
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I take it you've never attended one of Rupert Murdoch's garden parties then, boy?
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richard hoare @hoare.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
telegraph.co.uk/politics/202... @kemibadenochmp.bsky.social @keirstarmer.bsky.social @nigelfarage.bsky.social badenoch, farage, starmer..all useless as dont concentrate on improving uk's financial health.
telegraph.co.uk
Badenoch: Deal with Farage is for the birds
In interview to mark 100 days in charge, Tory leader warns that striking pact with Reform would drive away Conservative voters
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mat consume @matconsume.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
That's for the After Eight course...
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
🦅 CONGRATULATIONS! 🦅 To the Philadelphia EAGLES and their extraordinary manager, Big Chungus, on their historic Superbowl win! You are cordially invited to a special reception in your honour, at The White House!
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
He's a good boy...
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Not bloody likely! The only time Lee doesn't get stiffed with the tab is when young Master Grimes comes out... 😂
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
He must still have his notifications turned off after that whole Nazi salute business. I've told him a thousand times to keep that stuff behind closed doors... 🙄
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
We care deeply. You would too, if you'd got rich off the destruction of the UK.
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AllOutGreen ♠️ @alloutgreen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
An effective demonstration of how air will be in 25 years would be incredibly useful. I propose volunteering Trump, Musk & Farage to demonstrate their confidence in breathing a tank full of said air as an opportunity for them to debunk "climate myths" forever. What say you @nigelfarage.bsky.social?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I'm full of hot air.
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I bet you're about as fun at parties as Andrew Pierce... 🙄
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
@calvinrobinson.bsky.social?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
TRIGGERING........INTENSIFIES.............MUST.....RESIST...URGE...TO...BE...KIND...........
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Why can't we have a Muslim Archbishop this time? It's mainly ceremonial anyway and I'm sure she could learn all the words pretty quickly. They use the same Bible anyway just not the bit that Greek bloke tacked on to the end. Most of which is his correspondence anyway.
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Reform UK is adding it's voice to the rising chorus British voices DEMANDING that the next Archbishop be named Noncey McNonceface. news.sky.com/story/public...
news.sky.com
Public asked to name next Archbishop of Canterbury after Justin Welby resignation
The Church of England has described the public consultation as "an opportunity to gather the views of a wide range of people... on the gifts, qualities and skills needed".
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
🔴Richard Tice and the NHS Queue-Jump Misinformation Rage Bait Political and media manipulation is turning vulnerable groups into convenient scapegoats, argues @bearlypolitics.co.uk www.bylinesupplement.com/p/richard-ti...
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Richard Tice and the NHS Queue-Jump Misinformation Rage Bait
Political and media manipulation is turning vulnerable groups into convenient scapegoats, argues The Bear
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Well they haven't missed me yet.......
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The Gaza Strip sounds like an excellent name for a gentleman's club in Mister Trumps planned new riviera development.
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
More woke nonsense... 🙄
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Gillian Mackay - Scottish Greens @gillianmackaygreen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It's impossible to beat the far-right by copying them! Scotland deserves so much better than a race to the bottom between Labour, the Tories and Nigel Farage. We can have a fairer, greener and more equal future. greens.scot/news/labour-...
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Labour warned against pandering to far right
Labour warned against pandering to far right - It's impossible to beat the far right by copying them.
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I think you'll find that Scotland loves me. The last time I enjoyed a pint with Big Issue John in The Canons Gait pub in Edinburgh, even the taxi drivers refused to let me leave!
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Are you coming on the cruise?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I told you Elon was just pretending not to like me...
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Fuego Boss @9gpie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I’ve said it before. And I’ll say it again…. #nigelfarageisacunt @nigelfarage.bsky.social @nigelfarage1.bsky.social
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