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Calvin Robinson (Parody)

@calvinrobinson.bsky.social

107 followers 393 following 21 posts

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN - Former 'Crypto Evangelist' and 'Professional Cigar Smoker', now available for Far-right Rally's and General Entertainment at Children's Birthday Party (Strictly NO Muslims) following sudden relocation to the UK from the USA.

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Holocaust denial is an ugly business, but it pays.

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

What's dangerous about pretending to be religious for money?

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Going to throw my hat in the ring for the new Pope gig; I'm out of work and I've heard the Vatican is corrupt as fuck, kerching!

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theroyaleditor.bsky.social @theroyaleditor.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Whelp🤷🏻‍♀️ Calvin Robinson has had his Visa revoked😂😂😂😂 (#SussexSquad🍾)

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Got a job interview in Lidl today. Wish me luck.

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Coops @coops1989.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

As opposed to you sermons where you deliver poo. Amirite lads!!

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Pleased to announce that I'm returning to the UK, to continue God's work as a delivery driver for Deliveroo.

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TensegrityFan🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Pulpit Friction 😉

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Mike The Plumber @ruckman1.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

The church of Calvin Robinson and latter day grifters

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Hands up, if you've been booted out of the Church and are looking for a new grift!?!

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

God Bless America

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

This new series of I’m a Celebrity is wild.

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Remember the time a load of suckers paid for me to go to Disneyland because they thought I was a man of God? Lolz

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

The best thing about being a pretend Pastor, is that you get free shit from your flock of sheep. Gullible twats. lolz.

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Yes, this event was as utterly depressing as it looked.

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

It was my holy destiny to get up on the stage with President Trump and some of his MAGA goons, then try to get noticed by doing A cringeworthy YMCA dance, only to get utterly blanked by everyone. Praise the gourd.

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Calvin Robinson (Parody) @calvinrobinson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Please donate what you can to me, in the name of the Son, The Father and the Holy Bitcoin.

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