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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 45m
wait… manny machado was the hitter in both of these photos? lol
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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 6h
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 9h
my first solo was at an uncontrolled airport!
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 9h
💯
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 9h
???
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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 10h
Damn, anyone visiting San Diego this weekend expecting nice weather is gonna get the shaft
It’s a weather maps showing the expected arrival times of tropical storm force winds from Hurricane Rachel as it approaches Southern California. The graphics make it look like a big green wiener with purple nuts.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12h
This is DiCaprio through a snapchat filter
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 12h
lol
hinojosa wants to do bad things apparently
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 12h
it’s bad
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 13h
12 F-15s??? jesus
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 13h
texas GOP political ads are going all-in on (scary voice) democrats want school teachers to cut off your boy’s penis then enroll “them” in girls’ pole vaulting!
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 17h
happy “georgia tech beat cumberland 222-0” day to all who celebrate
georgia tech 222, cumberland 0
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 14h
got a mailer from a local dentist today, and this is the first thing that entered my brain… 🎵 winnie nguyen wish death upon me blood in my eye, dawg and i can't see i'm tryin' to be what i'm destined to be 🎵 sorry, sorry, trying to delete
Dr. Winnie Nguyen Family Dentristry
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 16h
the hell they can, three straight yamamoto splitters and khamenei's back in the dugout before he knows what happened
Trending

1. Trump says Iran could hit Los Angeles
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 17h
happy “georgia tech beat cumberland 222-0” day to all who celebrate
georgia tech 222, cumberland 0
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh no
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol
With Talarico now the slight favorite in the race, national Republicans have flooded Texas' airwaves with commercials to save Paxton's flagging campaign. That makes sense. Any Texan who has turned on the TV in the past few weeks already knows that Talarico is "for they/them" and seen the ad where a Latino boy gets hit with a Transgenderification Beam and turns into a beautiful woman. But much of the nation was confused about why they, non-Texans, were seeing this stuff while trying to watch the Philadelphia Eagles-Los Angeles Rams game on Sunday.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bijan is pretty good
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
damn, well thanks brother and good luck
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wtf is he talking about?
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
off to a good start buddy
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
some personal news: can someone give me a ride to work tomorrow?
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is all well and good but please, fellow texans, make sure you’re registered to vote (today 10/5) is the deadline. vrrequest.sos.texas.gov/VoterApplica...
vrrequest.sos.texas.gov
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar theonion.com/pat-mcafee-n...
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar
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RigatoniAL @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thought this was Kevin James
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it makes perfect sense
blackshirts
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the N stands for nekron, the leader of the black lantern corps
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We deserve to have PJ Fleck on American Horror Story
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Matt Rhule: If We Die, We Die! Nebraska
Alt: Matt Rhule: If We Die, We Die! Nebraska
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HE HAS LINES
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lmaooo
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol
matt rhule on lanterns
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
matt rhule cameo on lanterns lmao
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
earl better eat somebody lol
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
eric
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lanterns finale tonight LFG
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we’re cooked, man
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
texans with a little razzle dazzle
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
literally every talarico ad and text i see is him just asking for money
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
george pickens my god
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you had a good run, buddy
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what a dick
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i guess nico collins is back lol
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
first play of the game lmao
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a lot of fandom going on here
cowboys/michigan fan, eagles fan, washington fan, and bengals fan watching a commanders-colts game
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wtf
baylor beat ASU 55-19
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cavan Sullivan you magnificent bastard #USMNT
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
baylor, IMO
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