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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I've never seen a bigger gap between declared competence and actual performance than the drop-in ads in podcast trying to sell me podcast ads. Some cunt saying "people pay attention to podcast ads" - mate I am smashing skip ahead faster than you can imagine

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

wait wait wait I just thought of something really funny - what if on census night we all put down JEDI as our religion

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I hope the AusAlert tone will be the Eastern Rosellas chorus

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The Commonwealth Games are so strange. Australia wins a lawn bowls game and I'm like ha ha yeah take that Niue, an island nation of 1600 people!! We sure showed you!!!

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The AFLW ticket redemption process for members is still so fucking tedious. Just give me one barcode that is eligible for every game. Don't make me go through Ticketmaster with my special password to unlock individual tickets and click through eight web pages for each bloody game.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Sometimes things look like a lowercase p, sometimes like a lowercase d. It's all about dersdective.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

@tomwalker.bsky.social I once again have the theme song from the Landlord Super game in my head. I don't think the Landlord Super VODs are on the archive channel though, which is a bit sad.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

As someone who lives in Adelaide and regularly walks past the Torrens - can't see the issue here, looks great. Could be more green, if anything.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

[If Sabrina Carpenter was a sewing machine in a 24-hour sewing factory] I'm working late 'cause I'm a

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 16/06/2026

i like that Paul Simon gets big cocky with his theory that there's 50 ways to leave your lover, and then when pressed for answers he's only got like six and one of them is just "get on the bus"

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I love YouTube so much. Adam from Mythbusters uploads a video called "hand engraving is harder than you think" and I'm like my man I have never once considered the relative difficulty of engraving, you cannot put this on me. Next video - forget everything you knew about belt loops. Yeah sure thing

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Bulldogs in for a big shift of selling boiled candy at the seaside pier #AFLMBulldogsvCrows

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

🎶 oh-wee-oh I look just like Debbie Harry, uh oh and it's me that you should call 🎶

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

🎶 with his pals Pokey, Prickle and Goo, he'll do 9/11 if you want him to 🎶

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Hiring a string quartet to stand on this sinking pontoon playing Nearer My God to Thee

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

No criticism to Will here at all but everything I learn about the US baffles me

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Hugh Grant starts a Bee Gees cover band. 🎶 Ah, oh, I... quite. Staying alive, staying alive. Oh - it's, uh, I... staying aliiiiive 🎶

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

@ajinhd.bsky.social Howdy, I've just finished my second listen of all three parts of the Barbie pods. Is there a leaderboard of most listens? I'll go again. I have lost my mind.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Kitchen troubles this evening. Recipe says "whisk egg whites until stiff". Five minutes in and I'm only mildly aroused.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

In the colder months, the weather forecast should be called the "wintery summary"

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CAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Australia's cyber security co-ordinator just dropped what I think will be a very useful reaction meme

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I'm not an EV driver but this is a genuinely infuriating article. I was told not to charge it to 100% because it was unnecessarily slow - but I did anyway and it was REALLY SLOW! Yeah no joke you absolute turnip www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

abc.net.au

The fiddly and time-consuming reality of driving an EV in Australia

With no end in sight to soaring fuel prices, 7.30 decided to take an EV for a test drive to see how far it could take our reporter, and if Australia's EV charging network stacks up.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

[Bellowing at Wet 'n Wild] Wait a moment - waterSLIDE? Bloody Americanised nonsense. It's a waterslipperydip you drongos

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I don't buy into the "AFLW is too low scoring to be entertaining" argument anyway but IS interesting that four out of the five highest scores have been made at AFLM venues rather than the suburban grounds.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Loved being back at the W - very glad the Crows found another gear for the fourth quarter. #AFLWCrowsCats

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Alberton for the first round of the 2025 W season #AFLWPowerDockers

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Commentators mixing up Maddi Newman and Hannah Munyard? AFLW is back

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Need to know underlying logic to this air guitar scene in @demilardner.bsky.social's new show. Does @tomwalker.bsky.social play guitar left handed? Or Creature? Or @pftompkins.bsky.social? Was left-handed air guitar a deliberate setup for the Hendrix homage air-burning of the air-guitar? Fascinating

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

It's very funny to me that even Taylor Swift has to say "my boyfriend has a podcast"

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Booked tickets to see @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social's new show Drem in December. [Dremcember??] I just hope the show isn't silly in any way.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

This celebration is awful - It was terrible! It was nothing! - I didn't notice it!

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

There have been 62 AFLW games hosted in Adelaide and I've been to 56 of them. Only missed one Crows game [and five - sorry Port]. Planning to add at least 12 more games this season. This graphic was very annoying to make on my phone. See you all there.

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The Simpsons Index @thesimpsonsindex.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I just discovered on a certain streaming service that people could leave comments and the contrast with these two has sent me

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

There have been 62 AFLW games* in Adelaide and I've been to 56 of them. Only missed one Crows home game since the start. *in-season games, not including practice matches.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Spent a day or two sick on the couch, ended up in a spiral of watching Australian Dashcam compilations on YouTube. A few observations: - Australia is a nation of cops - so many drivers [including those with the camera] seem unaware that they're partially at fault - people seem to hate cocksuckers?

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

He's talking about four Coopers Pale Ales before midday.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

(meant to represent blood, no doubt!)

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

English Day 5 cricket crowds are so good. Commentators going on about how the knowledgeable crowd is appreciative of every run - then the camera cuts to the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz pouring a beer down a nun's throat

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

People told me this casino had good food but the chips cost me hundreds and taste like plastic

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

As an AFLW member of the Crows and of Port, the online ticketing system through Ticketmaster is so baffling. Sometimes it seems like it's all the same Ticketmaster account and sometimes they seem like deliberately separate sub-accounts. So unclear what I'm supposed to do.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

The quotation marks making frying am egg sound so... mysteriously sinister. @tomwalkerisgood

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Just found out Collingwood is playing an away game today. Haha ahh - finally, they'll have to travel to [checks schedule] THE FUCKIN' MCG AGAIN?! #AFLMTigersPies

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

The "welcome home" posts being a countdown to Taylor saying she likes Happy Gilmore 2 is very funny to me

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Now that all of the Karen's Diner locations have closed, I think there's room in the market for bad themed restaurants, so I'm opening Boomer's Diner. Bland food served essentially for free and all drinks served from a hose.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I think my favourite song by The Beatles is Rain.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Yooo @demilardner.bsky.social a podcast I once loved did a crowdsourced compilation album of covers, interpretations and reworkings of Lips of an Angel. It's 65 tracks and four hours long. 155pod.bandcamp.com/album/its-re...

155pod.bandcamp.com

It's Really Good to Hear Your Voice, by 155

65 track album

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Fuckin' love the way websites tell me to download an app which takes me to the website to log in

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