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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I've never seen a bigger gap between declared competence and actual performance than the drop-in ads in podcast trying to sell me podcast ads. Some cunt saying "people pay attention to podcast ads" - mate I am smashing skip ahead faster than you can imagine

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

they'd fully have to take it like... serious and that!!!!

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

wait wait wait I just thought of something really funny - what if on census night we all put down JEDI as our religion

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I hope the AusAlert tone will be the Eastern Rosellas chorus

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The Commonwealth Games are so strange. Australia wins a lawn bowls game and I'm like ha ha yeah take that Niue, an island nation of 1600 people!! We sure showed you!!!

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The AFLW ticket redemption process for members is still so fucking tedious. Just give me one barcode that is eligible for every game. Don't make me go through Ticketmaster with my special password to unlock individual tickets and click through eight web pages for each bloody game.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Should've been called a Blue Diana - because of the sadness it instilled, you see

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

You ate former Up Late Game Show host Hotdogs? For breakfast? That's funny. I'm here for cannibal era Donna.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Sometimes things look like a lowercase p, sometimes like a lowercase d. It's all about dersdective.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I don't quite understand why that small passing joke from months ago has stuck with me so much? But here we are

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Genuinely hoping you deploy a "hey - happy Wednesday" this week

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Best viewing order to maximise the Woody storytelling

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

@tomwalker.bsky.social I once again have the theme song from the Landlord Super game in my head. I don't think the Landlord Super VODs are on the archive channel though, which is a bit sad.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

As someone who lives in Adelaide and regularly walks past the Torrens - can't see the issue here, looks great. Could be more green, if anything.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

[If Sabrina Carpenter was a sewing machine in a 24-hour sewing factory] I'm working late 'cause I'm a

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I thought about changing my name to Nominative Determinism and just... seeing where it took me

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 16/06/2026

i like that Paul Simon gets big cocky with his theory that there's 50 ways to leave your lover, and then when pressed for answers he's only got like six and one of them is just "get on the bus"

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I love YouTube so much. Adam from Mythbusters uploads a video called "hand engraving is harder than you think" and I'm like my man I have never once considered the relative difficulty of engraving, you cannot put this on me. Next video - forget everything you knew about belt loops. Yeah sure thing

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Bulldogs in for a big shift of selling boiled candy at the seaside pier #AFLMBulldogsvCrows

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

🎶 oh-wee-oh I look just like Debbie Harry, uh oh and it's me that you should call 🎶

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

[Considers this post deeply] I think... we're getting a video on sous vide machines

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

🎶 with his pals Pokey, Prickle and Goo, he'll do 9/11 if you want him to 🎶

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

"Welcome to Boonta Vista, where this week, I'm Mitski, on stage at the Sydney Opera House as part of the Vivid Festival. With me today, who is also Mitski on stage at the Sydney Opera House as part of the Vivid Festival, is Ben. Hi Ben" "Uh hello, I'm Mitski" Yeah I'm available to be a ghostwriter

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Hiring a string quartet to stand on this sinking pontoon playing Nearer My God to Thee

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Before zooming in or reading any context I legitimately thought this was Lucy and thought the BV live show had really stepped up in production

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

No criticism to Will here at all but everything I learn about the US baffles me

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Hugh Grant starts a Bee Gees cover band. 🎶 Ah, oh, I... quite. Staying alive, staying alive. Oh - it's, uh, I... staying aliiiiive 🎶

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

@ajinhd.bsky.social Howdy, I've just finished my second listen of all three parts of the Barbie pods. Is there a leaderboard of most listens? I'll go again. I have lost my mind.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Kitchen troubles this evening. Recipe says "whisk egg whites until stiff". Five minutes in and I'm only mildly aroused.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

In the colder months, the weather forecast should be called the "wintery summary"

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

It's astonishing how bad Android Auto is now compared to five years ago. "Play [song]" used to work every time. Now "play [song] by [band] on Spotify" will occasionally work and occasionally play a completely unrelated song and band.

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CAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Australia's cyber security co-ordinator just dropped what I think will be a very useful reaction meme

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I'm not an EV driver but this is a genuinely infuriating article. I was told not to charge it to 100% because it was unnecessarily slow - but I did anyway and it was REALLY SLOW! Yeah no joke you absolute turnip www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

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The fiddly and time-consuming reality of driving an EV in Australia

With no end in sight to soaring fuel prices, 7.30 decided to take an EV for a test drive to see how far it could take our reporter, and if Australia's EV charging network stacks up.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

[Bellowing at Wet 'n Wild] Wait a moment - waterSLIDE? Bloody Americanised nonsense. It's a waterslipperydip you drongos

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

🎶 Drinking freeesh mango juuuuuice 🎶

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I don't buy into the "AFLW is too low scoring to be entertaining" argument anyway but IS interesting that four out of the five highest scores have been made at AFLM venues rather than the suburban grounds.

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Loved being back at the W - very glad the Crows found another gear for the fourth quarter. #AFLWCrowsCats

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Three Raisins, One Date!! I knew I recognised you from somewhere!! Ah man I'll have to bring my betamax copy to a live show for you to sign

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Alberton for the first round of the 2025 W season #AFLWPowerDockers

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Commentators mixing up Maddi Newman and Hannah Munyard? AFLW is back

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nickibis.bsky.social @nickibis.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Need to know underlying logic to this air guitar scene in @demilardner.bsky.social's new show. Does @tomwalker.bsky.social play guitar left handed? Or Creature? Or @pftompkins.bsky.social? Was left-handed air guitar a deliberate setup for the Hendrix homage air-burning of the air-guitar? Fascinating

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