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Nick Baker

@nickbaker.digital
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Once upon a time I was the Lockdown Poll guy on Twitter. Digital analyst nick@nickbaker.digital wrangling web analytics, SEO etc. Sport, cricket 🏏🇳🇿

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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 01/10/2026
Hands up if you've got ...
Label from a product that reads

"CUSTARD" filled BALLS

PLANT BASED
GLUTEN FREE
120 g
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 30/09/2026
I still love Bilko
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
Thanks to everyone who shared this quiz, it has well and truly escaped containment - over 1,000 submissions (8.13 average score, 14 scores of 15/15). 300 since midnight so we are now being seen overseas. This image was guessed by only 21.4% of people
NZ school lunch commonly guessed as "Teriyaki Chicken Rice & Veg Bowl" or "Tomato Chicken Tikka Masala with Rice"
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
The top 4 most unidentifiable school lunches so far. See how well you do in the quiz - the average score is 8.6/15
Brown gunkBrown gunkWeird gunkHardly any gunk
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 27/09/2026
Which one is Harold/Harald?
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 16/09/2026
Who says you need thousands to buy a politician?
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 15/09/2026
That is superb. Capture of whole current home page for posterity
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 15/09/2026
Tauranga's retirement home for burglars
A street sign for Dunrobbin Place in Greerton, Tauranga with a "No Exit" sign underneath
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 08/09/2026
Vote now - which Teriyaki Chicken Rice & Veg Bowl was the best?
A NZ school lunch called Teriyaki Chicken Rice & Veg BowlA NZ school lunch called Teriyaki Chicken Rice & Veg BowlA NZ school lunch called Teriyaki Chicken Rice & Veg Bowl
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 07/09/2026
Lots of things are now called "AI" when they are just plain old computing in the same way that this was called a "COMPUTER BOOK" when it was just a plain old magnet
THE AMAZING MAGIC COMPUTER BOOK of FOOTBALL from the early 1970s. Each page featured 12 images and only one right answer to the question.
INSTRUCTIONS
The computer will answer all the questions in the book.
Let the computer check your answers or supply the solution to questions which you are unable to answer.
The questions and problems are on the left hand pages. Put the pointer on the computer disc to the number of the question. Now insert the special bookmark, close the book and tap gently on the cover. The bookmark ensures that you can quickly find the appropriate page. On referring to it you will find that the computer arrow is pointing to the correct answer on the key page.Front cover of BOOK SIX
THE AMAZING MAGIC
COMPUTER BOOK
FOOTBALL
THE MOVING INDICATOR GIVES AN INSTANT ANSWER

Drawings shows George Best, Pele and a few other images
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 07/09/2026
I've still got all of this stuff (somewhere). You can still see the piece of tape that was used to stop the RAM pack falling out .....
ZX81 computer with 16KB RAM pack plus power pack and documentation
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 05/09/2026
Interesting to have the doors open 2 hours after the event starts. Does this mean you can watch the FPC game for nothing and then they chuck you out? @alicesoapbox.bsky.social
Extract of ticket to the NPC & FPC double header today. Point of interest is that 
Event starts 11.00am
Doors open 1.00pm
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 02/09/2026
I was obsessed with Blue Oyster Cult for a time and ordered their lyrics which arrived printed on this - turned out that even when I knew the lyrics, they still made no sense to me. I'd like your blue-eyed horseshoe I'd like your emerald horny toad I'd like to do it to your daughter on a dirt road
Old green and white striped computer paper
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 01/09/2026
This is a great still image of the event that I just stole from Yahoo Sports
Lois Boisson has epic racket-smashing meltdown after US Open loss to Emma Navarro - image taken from Yahoo Sports
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/lois-boisson-epic-racket-smashing-191835089.html
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 24/08/2026
Me looking at these images
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 24/08/2026
figure.nz is a useful site for this sort of data. In the last 10 years Butter up 145.3% Fish up 65.5% Potatoes up 67.4% Beef mince up 67.3%
Retail price of salted butter in New Zealand
Weighted average, cheapest brand per 500g, Jun 2016-Jun 2026, NZD

June 2016 - $3.38
June 2026 - $8.29Retail price of fresh fish in New Zealand
Weighted average per 1kg, Jun 2016-Jun 2026, NZD

June 2016 - $29.88
June 2026 - $49.46Retail price of potatoes in New Zealand
Weighted average per 1kg, Jun 2016-Jun 2026, NZD

June 2016 - $1.72
June 2026 - $2.88
Retail price of beef (mince) in New Zealand
Weighted average per 1kg, Jun 2016-Jun 2026, NZD

June 2016 - $14.41
June 2026 - $24.11
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 18/08/2026
Better than this version? You be the judge! All images on this web page www.nickbaker.digital/nz-school-lu... (17 in total now)
Tomato Chicken Tikka Masala with Rice from 2 weeks ago
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 14/08/2026
The new Tauranga Library building opens on Friday 16 October (that's the building in the background of the image). Hopefully this is the start of the regeneration of the city centre with the museum construction well under way
An image from the Tauranga City Council website of two women each holding a pile of books while standing in front of the new Tauranga Library building at Te Manawataki o Te Papa, Willow Street
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 10/08/2026
Does anyone think I should go along to the audition? I don't have any acting experience but I'm fairly sure they'll hire me once they've seen my Bottom
Poster that says

SUMMER SHAKESPEARE TAURANGA TRUST PRESENTS
AUDITIONS OPEN FOR A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S
DREAM
AUDITION DATES:
SATURDAY AUGUST 15TH 12-2PM FOR MAIN ROLES
SUNDAY AUGUST 30TH 12-4PM FOR MINOR ROLES, WORKSHOP & CALLBACKS
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 05/08/2026
Screenshot of Princess Eugenie's Royal Wedding with the caption

"not sure ... what a beautiful breasts. Absolutely fitting her"
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 18/07/2026
To get more respect from the players, the referee for the upcoming World Cup final should dress like the ref from the first final back in 1930. And be an absolute unit ....
World Cup Final 1930 Montevideo, Uruguay, Uruguay 4 v Argentina 2. Belgian referee John Langenus looks on as Uruguay's captain Jose Nasazzi shakes hands with Argentina's Manuel Ferreira.World Cup Final 1930 Montevideo, Uruguay, Uruguay 4 v Argentina 2. Belgian referee John Langenus looks on as Uruguay's captain Jose Nasazzi shakes hands with Argentina's Manuel Ferreira.World Cup Final 1930 Montevideo, Uruguay, Uruguay 4 v Argentina 2. Belgian referee John Langenus looks on as Uruguay's captain Jose Nasazzi shakes hands with Argentina's Manuel Ferreira.World Cup Final 1930 Montevideo, Uruguay, Uruguay 4 v Argentina 2. Belgian referee John Langenus looks on as Uruguay's captain Jose Nasazzi shakes hands with Argentina's Manuel Ferreira.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 08/07/2026
"Panja, Fuck You"
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 04/07/2026
HYDRATION BREAK
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 01/07/2026
I still think everything about that Godz album appears to be a spoof including the titles on the first side. I did inherit the very first Now That's What I Call Music album which is something special
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 01/07/2026
All of them except this one - definitely open to offers for this one!
Front cover of the album Nothing is Sacred by the Godz (1979) featuring 4 hairy dudes on motor bikesBack cover of the album with the same guys posing around their bikes with a couple of girls draped over 2 of the men.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 30/06/2026
HYDRATION BREAK
Sign saying 
Incoming Call
BEER
with 2 accept buttons
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 30/06/2026
HYDRATION BREAK
Noddy Holder of Slade holding a pint of Banks's ale
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/06/2026
Forgotten in all the frothing about Ben Stokes, another 35 year old (who didn't make his test debut until he was 28) hit his first test century for 3 years while taking multiple blows to body and head. He followed it up with 2 great catches to help NZ win the test match and the series #BlackCaps
New Zealand cricketer Daryl Mitchell holding a bottle of bubbles and wearing a medal
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/06/2026
Angelo Mathews is 69
Sri Lankan cricketer Angelo Mathews with number 69
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 27/06/2026
HYDRATION BREAK
Sign advertising 
FREE COCK
       TAIL
with tail in very small font
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 24/06/2026
My memory of it is the brown outfield of the 5th test that summer!
Action from the 5th test match at The Oval, London showing the brown outfield after a hot summer - August 12 - 17, 1976
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 22/06/2026
Image of a BUSH radio from decades ago
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 22/06/2026
Ding dong we've got 2 Bells #NZL #AllWhites
Graphic of NZ's team for the World Cup game against Egypt featuring 2 Joe Bells and no Finn Surmans
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 21/06/2026
What's going on here?
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 16/06/2026
@crowbar.wtf
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 16/06/2026
Shih-tzu maltese cross called Rosie
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 11/06/2026
Hard to believe but Alf Ramsey was 4 years younger when he won the World Cup than Gareth Southgate was when he lost Euro 2021. #WorldCup
Alf Ramsey, England manager, when they won the World Cup in 1966Gareth Southgate, England manager, losing the Euro final in 1991.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 08/06/2026
In the Norway World Cup squad photo, Haaland is giving off strong "teenage boy asked to clean his bedroom" vibes
Erling Haaland from the Norway World Cup squad photo. Dressed as a "viking"
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 08/06/2026
A Panhead beer (petrol) pump
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 05/06/2026
Wet shih-tzu maltese dog looking at the human who betrayed her
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/05/2026
You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps
A Google Search for "how many ps in the word psychopath"

Al Overview
There are 3 "p"s in the word psychopath:
Psychopatp Collins Dictionary
Here is the breakdown:
⚫ 1st p: Starts the word (silent)
⚫ 2nd p: In the middle (after the "o")
⚫ 3rd p: At the end of the word
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 26/05/2026
Shame to keep NICE ASSE behind closed doors
Headline from OneFootball that reads

Nice v ASSE play-off second leg to be played behind closed doors
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 26/05/2026
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 06/05/2026
Bring a plate #newzealandvalues
A white plate
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 04/05/2026
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 01/05/2026
I love those budgies - bought them specifically for a budgie owning relative. I'm also a fan of the band Budgie
Cover of the the album "Impeckable" by Budgie featuring a large black cat and blue budgie
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/04/2026
Just reached 2 years since solar panels were installed. We use no power from the grid at all for most days, only get caught out when it is raining for a couple of days. Profit for 2025 was $280 even when including the fixed line charge.
Monthly tracking of ($ earned on power exported) - ($ paid on power imported + fixed line charge) for a house with solar panels.Monthly power in kw/h exported v imported with solar panels
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 25/04/2026
Wilfred Owen is from my home town (Oswestry in Shropshire). He told of the truth of war rather than jingoistic fantasy
Statue of the poet Wilfred Owen in Oswestry, Shropshire
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 21/04/2026
Indeed - has grown into his face?
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 21/04/2026
David Moyes in his playing days for Dunfermline
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