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Once upon a time I was the Lockdown Poll guy on Twitter. Digital analyst nick@nickbaker.digital wrangling web analytics, SEO etc. Sport, cricket 🏏🇳🇿

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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 23h
Thanks to everyone who shared this quiz, it has well and truly escaped containment - over 1,000 submissions (8.13 average score, 14 scores of 15/15). 300 since midnight so we are now being seen overseas. This image was guessed by only 21.4% of people
NZ school lunch commonly guessed as "Teriyaki Chicken Rice & Veg Bowl" or "Tomato Chicken Tikka Masala with Rice"
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
We've reached 250 attempts at this NZ school lunch quiz. Still only a single score of 15/15 (unsurprisingly). Thanks to all who submitted themselves to this rustic visual treat
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
The top 4 most unidentifiable school lunches so far. See how well you do in the quiz - the average score is 8.6/15
Brown gunkBrown gunkWeird gunkHardly any gunk
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Erin 🏳️‍⚧️ @queerjoy.nz · 28/09/2026
The lunchslop will haunt my dreams.
An image selection catpcha complete with "I'm not a robot" box.
It says "select all squares with Rustic Potatoes", and an array of nine not very appetising school lunch pictures is below. Some of these do in fact contain Rustic Potatoes.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 27/09/2026
This is your school holiday assignment. Complete the school lunch quiz by matching the image to the name - a quiz based on the school lunch images sent by @ninjakitty.bsky.social this past school term. There are 15 images in total. forms.gle/et7qDL4VGBJH...
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The Aotearoa New Zealand School Lunch Quiz
The images show 15 school lunches delivered to a school in August 2026. Your task is to pick the name that was assigned to each one.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 19/09/2026
We are The Bay!!!!!! The Bay 32-17 Hawke's
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 15/09/2026
Tauranga's retirement home for burglars
A street sign for Dunrobbin Place in Greerton, Tauranga with a "No Exit" sign underneath
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 12/09/2026
Saw an Aston Martin today with the rego "0TAX". I presume it means a desire to introduce a tax-free threshold in NZ ......
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 07/09/2026
Lots of things are now called "AI" when they are just plain old computing in the same way that this was called a "COMPUTER BOOK" when it was just a plain old magnet
THE AMAZING MAGIC COMPUTER BOOK of FOOTBALL from the early 1970s. Each page featured 12 images and only one right answer to the question.
INSTRUCTIONS
The computer will answer all the questions in the book.
Let the computer check your answers or supply the solution to questions which you are unable to answer.
The questions and problems are on the left hand pages. Put the pointer on the computer disc to the number of the question. Now insert the special bookmark, close the book and tap gently on the cover. The bookmark ensures that you can quickly find the appropriate page. On referring to it you will find that the computer arrow is pointing to the correct answer on the key page.Front cover of BOOK SIX
THE AMAZING MAGIC
COMPUTER BOOK
FOOTBALL
THE MOVING INDICATOR GIVES AN INSTANT ANSWER

Drawings shows George Best, Pele and a few other images
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 05/09/2026
Interesting to have the doors open 2 hours after the event starts. Does this mean you can watch the FPC game for nothing and then they chuck you out? @alicesoapbox.bsky.social
Extract of ticket to the NPC & FPC double header today. Point of interest is that 
Event starts 11.00am
Doors open 1.00pm
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 01/09/2026
This is a great still image of the event that I just stole from Yahoo Sports
Lois Boisson has epic racket-smashing meltdown after US Open loss to Emma Navarro - image taken from Yahoo Sports
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/lois-boisson-epic-racket-smashing-191835089.html
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 20/08/2026
Just realised that the debutant for the Black Ferns is not called Elinor Plum-King but is in fact Elinor-Plum King.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 15/08/2026
The reason I will perish ..... On a cruise ship rapidly sinking and we're filling the lifeboats. "There are 17 people and the lifeboat can only take 16, we need less people, how do we decide which person to leave behind?" Me: "You mean fewer people"
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 14/08/2026
The new Tauranga Library building opens on Friday 16 October (that's the building in the background of the image). Hopefully this is the start of the regeneration of the city centre with the museum construction well under way
An image from the Tauranga City Council website of two women each holding a pile of books while standing in front of the new Tauranga Library building at Te Manawataki o Te Papa, Willow Street
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Pip Adam @pipadam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
New episode of Better off Read. My new book kluge comes out on Thursday. i'm doing four events to celebrate the four colours the cover comes in. You can read about them and listen to a short excerpt here better-read.com/2026/08/11/k...
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kluge: four covers four events
My new novel kluge is released in Aotearoa this week. Read about kluge Thanks to the amazing work of Te Herenga Waka University Press and Todd Atticus it has a beautiful cover which comes in four c…
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 10/08/2026
I've gathered all of these images up onto a single web page for future reference www.nickbaker.digital/nz-school-lu...
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NZ School Lunches — Nick Baker Digital
This is a gallery of images of school lunches provided in New Zealand in July and August 2026. The first image (Pizza Bread) is from Thursday, 23 July and then there is an image for every school day f...
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 10/08/2026
#InternetNZ team! The FSU is rallying the troops and urging them to register for the AGM! That means we need to REGISTER and TURN UP. 5:30pm Thursday August 13th Register here using the name & email associated with your membership: internetnz.zoom.us/webinar/regi... #kikorangi
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Video Conferencing, Web Conferencing, Webinars, Screen Sharing
Zoom is the leader in modern enterprise video communications, with an easy, reliable cloud platform for video and audio conferencing, chat, and webinars across mobile, desktop, and room systems. Zoom ...
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 10/08/2026
Does anyone think I should go along to the audition? I don't have any acting experience but I'm fairly sure they'll hire me once they've seen my Bottom
Poster that says

SUMMER SHAKESPEARE TAURANGA TRUST PRESENTS
AUDITIONS OPEN FOR A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S
DREAM
AUDITION DATES:
SATURDAY AUGUST 15TH 12-2PM FOR MAIN ROLES
SUNDAY AUGUST 30TH 12-4PM FOR MINOR ROLES, WORKSHOP & CALLBACKS
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 07/08/2026
And the coldest temperature in my Tauranga garden since records began (I was given a weather gauge for Christmas around a decade ago) -1.7°C
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Eloquentsonia @eloquentsonia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For folks in Tāmaki Makaurau Auckland this weekend, we’re holding ‘Kia Ora Japan’, a free community event in Greenlane from 10-3pm. Suitable for all ages, there’s food, workshops $ Japanese music to enjoy. See you there! 👋🇯🇵🇳🇿🥰
A poster promoting Kia Ora Japan, a free community event in Greenlane, Auckland on 8 August 2026. It features performances of Japanese music, craft workshops, tea ceremony experiences , & Japanese food stalls.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 05/08/2026
For reference - NZ Covid lockdown dates at level 2.5 or higher. Nationwide 23 March 2020 -> 14 May 2020 = 52 days 18 August 2021 -> 8 September 2021 = 21 days Total = 73 days 622 days of alert levels Lockdown Days = 11.7% 1/2
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Elizabeth Ammon @elizabethammon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We definitely aren’t calling it flemball. That sounds disgusting
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/07/2026
If you're a rugby fan but you don't have Sky Sport, the NPC is on TVNZ+ for free and it starts tomorrow with the mighty Bay of Plenty Steamers playing some team from over the Kaimais
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/07/2026
Zoe Hobbs just won the Commonwealth Games 100m in 10.93, a new NZ record. And the final was in torrential rain.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 27/07/2026
Currently -0.1°C in winterless Tauranga - send emergency blankets
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 24/07/2026
#InternetNZ peeps! Board Member voting has opened! Eligible members should have an email. There is at least one meet the candidates event, but it is absolutely critical that you vote. **If you think you might forget, voting sooner rather than later is the best option.** bsky.app/profile/jpda...
An email with voting instructions for the InternetNZ Board Election.
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
First up I had to endure AI eulogies Then came AI funeral poetry but today was a new level of horror, AI generated songs for their loved one. Fuck me if I didn't have diabetes before it I certainly did after it When you're pining for Supermarket Flowers by the cunt Sheeran a line has been crossed
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 22/07/2026
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 20/07/2026
Woke up at 1.30am this morning #NoZzzzzealand and put on the Open golf to see how it was looking - ended up watching until Ryan Fox hit the winning putt. A truly remarkable win to birdie the tricky final hole to seal a one shot win. Not often I say this but "GOLF ROCKS!!"
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 18/07/2026
That's the best half of rugby I've seen the All Blacks play in quite a while. Plus Tupou Vaa'i is the new Dane Coles - could start a fight in an empty room.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 18/07/2026
To get more respect from the players, the referee for the upcoming World Cup final should dress like the ref from the first final back in 1930. And be an absolute unit ....
World Cup Final 1930 Montevideo, Uruguay, Uruguay 4 v Argentina 2. Belgian referee John Langenus looks on as Uruguay's captain Jose Nasazzi shakes hands with Argentina's Manuel Ferreira.World Cup Final 1930 Montevideo, Uruguay, Uruguay 4 v Argentina 2. Belgian referee John Langenus looks on as Uruguay's captain Jose Nasazzi shakes hands with Argentina's Manuel Ferreira.World Cup Final 1930 Montevideo, Uruguay, Uruguay 4 v Argentina 2. Belgian referee John Langenus looks on as Uruguay's captain Jose Nasazzi shakes hands with Argentina's Manuel Ferreira.World Cup Final 1930 Montevideo, Uruguay, Uruguay 4 v Argentina 2. Belgian referee John Langenus looks on as Uruguay's captain Jose Nasazzi shakes hands with Argentina's Manuel Ferreira.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 16/07/2026
Reflecting back, I'm not sure the World Feed commentator greeting the winning goal in a World Cup semi-final with "Awwwww, England are in trouble now" is the neutral vibe we should be getting.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 14/07/2026
Come on France, throw on Mateta and get it launched
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 12/07/2026
Disabled all the AI functions in Adobe Acrobat reader and it is so much better. I generate and open a lot of PDFs and it was becoming painful to scroll through them - no problem now.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 12/07/2026
That's a very late hydration break - think of the fans on the couch all parched and suffering.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 12/07/2026
Oh my that is huge. Terrible dive by Embolo but that's harsh
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 12/07/2026
Having been to the Women's World Cup group game between Argentina and Sweden, I can confirm that Argentinian fans are the noisiest. Even with the game lost, the singing never stopped.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 11/07/2026
William Jordan. He's useful
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 06/07/2026
Complained to HR as people talking loudly about work meant I missed the sound of commentator excitement and didn't get in to the meeting room to see the replay of the Spanish goal.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 06/07/2026
With my uncanny knack of accurate predicting, after 30 minutes I thought it looked like a 0-0 after extra time and a penalty shoot-out
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 05/07/2026
And ended the game with zero cards! How?????
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 04/07/2026
Amazingly, no Paraguay player has picked up a yellow card in this game - yet.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 04/07/2026
HYDRATION BREAK
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 04/07/2026
Oh my Lorde!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 03/07/2026
HYDRATION BREAK
static.klipy.com
Kermit The Frog's Waterfall Splash
Alt: Kermit The Frog's Waterfall Splash
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 03/07/2026
I can't cope with the sad look on little Luca Modric's face
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 03/07/2026
Reminder that Mateo Kovačić is not only a very talented footballer but he is only 32 so has another 3 World Cups to play after this one.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 03/07/2026
Cross "Ronaldo takes a shit free kick" off your World Cup bingo card.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 02/07/2026
It sounds like a quarter of the crowd are there just to watch Lamine Yamal given the gasps and roars every time he touches the ball. He actually looks a bit laboured, not at full speed to me.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 30/06/2026
HYDRATION BREAK
Sign saying 
Incoming Call
BEER
with 2 accept buttons
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