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Nick Baker

@nickbaker.digital
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Once upon a time I was the Lockdown Poll guy on Twitter. Digital analyst nick@nickbaker.digital wrangling web analytics, SEO etc. Sport, cricket 🏏🇳🇿

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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 16h
Way to make me feel old! It was always on in England after the pubs shut hence I saw a lot of them as a young drinker
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 16h
I still love Bilko
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 16h
It's true! Not scary in any way
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 16h
It was claimed as a huge sponsorship from Etihad most of which they never seemed to pay ....
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 19h
Surely kicking someone in the head when they are on the floor has to result in a conviction. Thugs
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 19h
I'm building up an alcoholic shield to protect me!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 20h
It's a rat trap Elfy - and we've been caught
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 22h
Give that chick a few days and it will become a white supremacist
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
Surely their genuine sponsorship should have been going up not down once they were an established top 4 side? It was state run and so the money came in anyway - whether from a state-run airline or the state itself.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
Stuff lost interest when I wouldn't talk to them about it. They wanted to make it about me when that really isn't the point
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
E- and must do better!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
Haha - good plan.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
Well the responses keep coming in but no idea where from unfortunately. Going at over 1 per minute right now!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
Thanks to everyone who shared this quiz, it has well and truly escaped containment - over 1,000 submissions (8.13 average score, 14 scores of 15/15). 300 since midnight so we are now being seen overseas. This image was guessed by only 21.4% of people
NZ school lunch commonly guessed as "Teriyaki Chicken Rice & Veg Bowl" or "Tomato Chicken Tikka Masala with Rice"
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
Walked past a cafe at lunchtime where the top item on their blackboard was Mince on Toast
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
You can have Kiwi Style Lasagna Bake as long as you have some penne
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
Carry On Up the Khyber
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
Number 3 is the star of the show
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
Impressive (I think!). 5 perfect scores out of 400 so far. Not fooled by the penne pasta in the lasagna bake!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 29/09/2026
Not a poultry 9/15 as there was very little evidence of that
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
You avoided the lasagna that has penne trap? Well done
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
That is simultaneously awful and TMI!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Which one did you miss?
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Just about reached 300 quiz attempts now so it is slowly escaping the wild. Thanks
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Why is it called "The Wizard"? Used to play for an evening team called The Wizards, should I sue him?
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Also please share this page which contains all of the images and shows the quiz images were not cherry-picked to show the worse. (Don't consult this page until after you've taken the quiz of course!) www.nickbaker.digital/nz-school-lu...
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NZ School Lunches — Nick Baker Digital
This is a gallery of images of daily school lunches provided in New Zealand from July 23, 2026 along with the title of each lunch.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
I was contacted this morning by Stuff asking if I would have a chat to discuss the quiz. I declined as the images speak for themselves and all I am doing is collating those images. However, more than happy for the quiz to be spread far and wide so please share with your networks.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
We've reached 250 attempts at this NZ school lunch quiz. Still only a single score of 15/15 (unsurprisingly). Thanks to all who submitted themselves to this rustic visual treat
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Sorry Lee!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
That would be "Rustic Vomit"
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
I just collated, other people actually have to experience the real thing
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Sensible course of action!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
All I can do is apologise!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Making out they are little battlers doing it tough
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Yep I get that Mandy
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
More digital ads? I see them everywhere already and their coffers are already stuffed full
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Welcome. We're all a bit strange here so you should fit right in
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
The top 4 most unidentifiable school lunches so far. See how well you do in the quiz - the average score is 8.6/15
Brown gunkBrown gunkWeird gunkHardly any gunk
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
It looked like "the creature that came up from the deep"
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Erin 🏳️‍⚧️ @queerjoy.nz · 28/09/2026
The lunchslop will haunt my dreams.
An image selection catpcha complete with "I'm not a robot" box.
It says "select all squares with Rustic Potatoes", and an array of nine not very appetising school lunch pictures is below. Some of these do in fact contain Rustic Potatoes.
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
That's brilliant!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
You did well not to fall for the "penne pasta being called lasagna bake" trap
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Haha
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Ha - I'm just the collator, @ninjakitty.bsky.social has had to face those meals in the wild!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Sorry you had to look at them all!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Yep. Some very dry "sauce" with mixed frozen veg
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Aha you're the mysterious perfect score!
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
It is appalling and you do need a strong stomach to take it on
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
Sensible choice ...
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Nick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026
It is shocking when you see all the images together
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