Reposted by JaycoDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 29/03/2026When you've written a great arc for an opening season of tv and now you're trying to crowbar it into a film instead. 😅 4039358
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I am now the owner of the domain name rootbeer dot com. Any and all root beer salesmen must go through me firstrootbeer.com 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 19/12/2025My uncle wants a magnifying glass to burn ants. What's the best magnifying glass to burn ants. 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 16/09/2025@mikebsacks.bsky.social thought you might want this to pick up your millennial date 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 04/08/2025@mikebsacks.bsky.social Came across a product you might be interested in 110
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Remember 5 years ago when everyone thought they were an empath? 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 09/07/2025That moment when you hear the doctor just outside the door of the exam room and you wait for the 2-wrap knock and the doorknob sound 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Accidentally befriended Osama bin Laden's son, is it OK to bring up 9/11, or just wait for it to come up organically? 000
Reposted by JaycoRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 06/07/2025*witnessing something infuriating while eating a nutrageous bar* this is a nutrage 5664101
Reposted by Jaycodavid lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 04/07/2025hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine 762172427
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 13/06/2025@dril.bsky.social chat manufactured by @dril.bsky.social 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 02/06/2025RIP Patrice May you be buried wearing a papier mache hat 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Mary Lou Retton scored a perfect 0.10, according to West Virginia police 010
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Does anyone else think Ann Dowd and Margo Martindale is the same person? 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I uploaded my photo to ChatGPT and asked it to make me hotter and my phone started smoking and then melted 010
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I can't believe the new pope picked the name Chucky Baby 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I'm retrospect, Amity really did get off cheap by paying Quint $60K in 2025 dollars to kill the shark and save their entire island economy 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Has anyone tried that Split Pea body wash from Bath and Bodyworks? Terrible! 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 26/04/2025If anyone has seen my brother: he's 41 years old, wearing cargo shorts, a snapback on crooked, a Raiders jersey. probably riding around on a youth Huffy bike...please tell him he's wanted at home 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Working out at planet fitness in an ed hardy t shirt and a pair of cut off levis with a bunch of strings hanging off the bottom 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Maybe he should deport everyone at Harvard to El Salvador 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Until 1940, firing squads in the United States consisted of five gunmen: four with live rounds and one that unfurled a flag that said Bang! 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Life is one big circle. It starts in the fetal position and ends in the fatal position. 011
Reposted by JaycoJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Fig Newtons are the Branson, Missouri of snacks. 2017454
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I think my mechanic just accidentally said love you when he was hanging up with me and honestly it made my day 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Finally had avocado toast that the kids are all talking about, damn near choked on the pit 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Wait, flammable and inflammable means the same thing??? Now you tell me 000
Jayco @niceguyjim.bsky.social · 10/04/2025We just need to get to November 3, 2026 and then January 3, 2027. Then the investigations and eventual impeachment will begin. 000
