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NFLGimpy-Justin

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"The Sports Dad who roasts with style. NFLGimpy serves up sports commentary with a side of Dad humor--extra crispy" according to some AI bot.

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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 1h
Louisville... Why did you kick that fg
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 2h
Oh hey, running from shotgun on 4th and 1 failed. Maybe one day coaches will figure that out
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 5h
Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, I repeat, Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, this is not a drill. #Isaias
Screenshot of a FB post by meteorologist Greg Dee showing Waffle House locations closed in the panhandle
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 5h
Must watch for Pitt fans IMO. These are the 2 biggest "maybes" on the schedule. I think both are decent teams with big flaws.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 6h
Philadelphia is a pro sports city. You do not see many people in PSU gear. They do not give a fuck about PSU.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 6h
my 12 year old is just now starting to show interest in football. I think this could get him more onboard
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 7h
he's been banged up most of his career, but plays at a high level when he's healthy
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 7h
Calijah Kancey (#94) is so explosive upfield man
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 8h
Am I the only one who thinks UCLA is getting a little overhyped for beating 3 bad P4 teams? Cal, Purdue, and Maryland are bad teams. Each one is 2-3. Pitt is getting skeptical hype and has a better resume. 5-0, 3-0 vs P4, UCF is 3-2 and VT is 4-1. If they beat Oregon, then hype them up.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 8h
I really hope her PR strategy is scorched earth on Vrabel. That'd be so entertaining.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 9h
you can't reach his level of success without being an obsessive control freak
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 9h
did you get HellYes? That was freaking delicious
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 10h
this was my Halloween costume one year, expect when he did the Da Bulls hula dance
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 10h
my plan to mow the lawn on Sunday is ruined
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Tory Wegerski @producertory.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah I need to post an update, I got a statement from Pitt and they were subpoena'd by the DOL
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Stephen Thompson @stephenthompson.bsky.social · 11h
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 12h
I may be being unreasonable as a Barack Obama hater, but I find it obnoxious that even as he enters the midterms and rolls out his candidate endorsements, he did them all on the same day in the same chair wearing the same clothes.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 12h
Life pro tip. If you ever have contact with a raccoon or a bat, just go straight to the ER. Once rabies symptoms start to show, you're like 99.99% dead. And if you don't know, don't look. It's an awful, horrifying death.
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 13h
The Cowboys traded Micah Parsons in August of 2025. In the 22 games they've played since, their defense ranks: 32nd in EPA per drive 32nd in success rate 32nd in explosive play rate allowed 31st in rushing success rate
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 23h
Oh man they just gave up a 3rd and 21
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 23h
Breaking: you just scored against the Cowboys defense
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's pretty moderate politically but he wisely doesn't punch left.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He does not pull his punches and that's why he might be our next president
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fantastic
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is Moonie
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So everyone gets a Blåhaj?
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Probably something like this bsky.app/profile/bran...
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I picked up the Jaguars D in fantasy for this week. Hurts is gonna snap the ball, have 3 guys in his face, and the receivers are gonna be running into each other like the 3 stooges
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder how many senators supported it because the universities in their state told them to
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want to meet the 2% of people without an opinion.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sirianni is a CEO style
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
National Republicans just pulled nearly $2 million of spending out of the Georgia Senate race, per Dem source who shared ad-tracking data with me. The source believes some of it might get redeployed to South Carolina. Another sign of the times.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Breaking news: exercise is good for you.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She went from Sarah Michelle Gellar to skeletor.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The answer is Cowboys
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know it's too early to call a guy a bust, but this is a pretty rough start.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this reminded me of Office Space: www.youtube.com/shorts/kITkC...
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Classic Dialogue - Office Space (1999) | F**k Michael Bolton #film #90s
YouTube video by Factor Island
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we go to Jon Lovitz to check on what he thinks of his presence in this movie:
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Jay Sherman on 2020: It Stinks!
Alt: Jay Sherman on 2020: It Stinks!
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
do people actually doubt that Rodgers is a hall of famer? No doubt he's an asshole, but there are plenty of assholes in the HoF.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is breaking my brain and making me irrationally angry.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't figure out why he isn't more successful as a coach. I wonder if he's too nice or something.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hurricane sucks him up and launches him into some random person's backyard
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He actually has a Justin Herbert ankle sprain: Mid
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eagles aren't letting Ojomo go for less than a 3. Probably need a 2.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kicking the can down the road on the pension underfunding as usual.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uirr...
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Jalen Hurts' Dagger to Devonta Smith | Super Bowl LIX [4K HDR]
YouTube video by aclee_
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Getting a 2028 2nd for a guy most fans wanted on the bench is probably too good to say no to.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yep there's no in between. Real chance Jurgens wanted out the way they handled moving him to LG.
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NFLGimpy-Justin @nflgimpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not really a spoiler. Just a joke about Louis being a pervert. If you've encountered when Louis and Juice Box first meet, that's the joke.
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