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Sage advice from the best source there is: video games. Made this because the original vgadvisor deactivated their account for some reason. Tag me or send DM for submissions (I'll bookmark them to repost them later).

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Ash @escapingtotheoneplacethathasntbeencorruptedbycapitalism.space · 11/09/2026
@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume (GBA, 2009)
Mischka: "Just remember that once you're famous, everybody is going to try and sue you."
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Wario's Woods (NES, 1994)
Wario is speaking to Toad. He's saying, "Go home or be crushed!"
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Nimo @nimonaut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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A screenshot of Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake (MSX2)

Snake says, "Never give up until the end... in any situation, imagine success."
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dissidia Final Fantasy NT (Arcade, 2015) (Submitted by @saturnalorbit.bsky.social)
Text reads, "When two sharpshooters try to pick each other off, it is often the one with the greater firepower who prevails."
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Puke is already a Halloween Name @puke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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UFO 50 Grimstone screenshot. Text reads: no humans past this point
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nurvuss | excavation of bob's harrow @nurvuss.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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london seirei tanteidan screenshot: isometric victorian study where a gentleman in a three piece suit addresses a young wastrel, "but be wary of newspapers and the like as they often distort facts."
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cool World (SNES, 1992)
An NPC is saying, "Thanks mister. By the way, you can win extra nickels in Vegas."
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Natalie from Natalie @nataliispeaks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super Mario RPG (Switch, 2023)
Princess Peach is scolding Mario. She's saying, "Stop peeking into other people's rooms!"
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Kricketune: If you can't make a certain sound, try to work around it and keep striving to produce one you DO want. (Pokémon Pokopia, Nintendo Switch 2)
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Silent Hill: Townfall (Multiplatform, 2026)
A text box reads, "Remember, it's important to have an IV bag equipped to give you a second chance should be fatally injured."
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🌑 @fell.energy · 05/09/2026
a bloodborne player message

treat woman with care
and remember respect
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mario Tennis: Power Tour (GBA, 2005)
A doctor is speaking to the player character. They're saying, "You shouldn't take any drugs before a match. People might think you're doping."
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🎃 Spooky Jake 🎃 @jaketaur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Mixtape
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Smash @smashpro1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Every pro was an amateur at one time. But if you put in the work, your dream is yours for the taking.
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cubivore (GCN, 2002)
Text reads, "Once I've got some Raw-Meat, I can mate with females."
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Mashfiq Ahmed @mrahmedgaming.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Screenshot from the video game Dreams of Aether where the character Añi says "Teamwork makes the dream work!!"
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walt @runningjump.games · 31/08/2026
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Detective Pikachu Returns (Switch, 2023)
Detective Pikachu is saying, "Good coffee tastes good even cold."Detective Pikachu continues, "Bad coffee tastes bad even freshly brewed."
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hiero medão 🎃 @lesbiankakyoin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Screenshot from Zero Escape: Virtue’s Last Reward. Sigma says: “They speak Portuguese in Brazil.”
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gran Turismo 7 (PS5, 2022)
A man named Beauvois is saying, "Best make sure you have a good breakfast. I suggest a baguette!"
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NTom64_HFC @ntom64.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Silent Hill 2 (PS2, 2001)
James Sunderland stands in front of a poster. He thinks, "...This is no time to be look at a stupid poster."
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Silent Hill f (Multiplatform, 2025)
Hinako is seen. Off screen someone is saying to her, "Do not push yourself. Take a moment to rest if you need to."
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Spring 💜🙂 @electroplasm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Jesse Faden from Control standing in front of the janitor jobs board. Ahti, offscreen, says “The work won't end even if you keep doing it.”
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bomberman: Act Zero (360, 2006)
A text box reads, "Online battle requirements:
- Xbox Live gold membership
- No parental control"
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Fer 🇲🇽 @fercho-27.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Kazuhira Miller says: "Remember to wash your hands often and gargle twice a day, Boss." through Radio to Snake (Big Boss). Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker HD
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Deltarune: Chapter 5 (Multiplatform, 2026)
An NPC is speaking to Kris. They're saying, "How bout you go home and try doing a 100% run of your shower"
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maud @peloriemate.net · 25/08/2026
some oomfs need to hear this
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elf: The Movie (GBA, 2004)
A text box reads, "Collect as many candies as you can. Use the gumdrops to jump higher. Watch out icicles and falling bridges. Look out for the polar bears!"
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
gameboy graphics bill s preston esq says: what's truly bogus is the way you think about yourself
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sonic x Shadow Generations (Multiplatform, 2024)
Omega is saying to Shadow, "Ruins are fragile and unstable."
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🎃 Spooky Jake 🎃 @jaketaur.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp (Mobile, 2017)
A note reads, "From the Mind of Jay: Everyone works too much. It's important to take a break every once in a while!"
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Proki!極🐉🐙🇧🇷 @ Trails in the Sky 2nd Remake @butproko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Trails Through Daybreak II (PS4, PS5, Switch, PC)
A screenshot of Trails Through Daybreak II, of characters Van and Feri talking about a shark movie
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Switch 2, 2026)
Tialla is saying, "Ignore rude people, no matter how good they look. That's what Grandpa says. Well, something like that."
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RRC | JUNK LION @junklion.guiltygear.gay · 22/08/2026
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Neo Cab (Multiplatform, 2019)
Text reads, "Your emotional state affects which options you can choose."
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Aima Interval @aisforinterval.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Hayden from Fields of Mistria discussing sharing his drawings with the rest of the weekly sketching group.

"Thanks for talking some sense into me! You reminded me I'm the sharing type, and drawing's more fun with friends besides. Isnt that right, Aima?" (Aima is the name the player selected)
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure (Wii, 2007)
A character named Johnny Style is saying, "You can't expect to become a world-famous pirate if you leave your friends to die."
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NTom64_HFC @ntom64.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Butt-Ugly Martians: B.K.M. Battles (GBA, 2002)
One of the Butt-Ugly Martians is flying in a mech suit. A message reads, "Collect matching keys to unlock doors."
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NTom64_HFC @ntom64.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (Switch, 2026)
A Mii of Sadako Yamamura is saying, "I've heard that having fun boosts productivity."
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Smash @smashpro1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Drebber: The more knowledge you have, the better equipped you are to handle whatever comes along.
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apologies, I didn't properly tag the submitter and accidentally linked their page instead. Thanks again to @saturnalorbit.bsky.social!
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kirby's Star Stacker (Game Boy, 1997) (submitted by saturnalorbit.bsky.social)
King Dedede is saying, "Don't let your head go so big. I haven't really even begun yet!"
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Ephemeral Enigmas @ephemeralenigmas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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A cutscene from Wild Arms 4 in which protagonist Jude (a kid with reddish hair in an orange coat) says "I think someone who learned how to fly at the age of six or seven shouldn't talk about others being unusual..."
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Naruto: Ninja Council (GBA, 2006)
Kakashi is saying, "It's all over if you fall into the water. Use caution when jumping."
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- SONE: reFrain aGain + @akvo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Screenshot from The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel. Rean stands in front of a "Staff Only" door. Examining it remarks "Students aren't allowed behind the counter".
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