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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News

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An absurdist and existential look at the news and whatnots

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Susan Collins memoir: If I Did It. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Francis Ford Copulate @francis-f-copulate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A day will come when I'll never have to hear about, or think about, or know about, or see, or hear Donald J Trump, and on that day, whatever else is going on, it will be a good day. Even if it's because I'm dead, at least I'll have some goddamned peace. Jesus fucking Christ, he's awful.
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was the enemy of Danold J Tmurp long before it was cool. Sure, I'll say it: AAAAYYYY Goddamned EEEEYYYYYEEEE!.
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd say 1) an apology; 2) $100,000; 3) Full-ride health coverage for the rest of their lives; 4) The freshly severed heads of Phil and Mehmet on a big platter; 5) a promise that we will never hear from Oprah again.
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Lola Gayle @lolagaylec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll just take the snacks please.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Impeach his ass 👇
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's a shame these politicians can't just get to the point. All this dancing around, and making excuses, and "You took me out of context!"
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sure. We COULD do that... OR... we could not do that and then the rich and powerful -- the ones in charge of whether the Epstein Files get release -- could keep on being rich and powerful. It's hard to see how there's an upside to breaking the status quo. <<==== SARCASM
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Democratic Socialist Mayor Katie Wilson is delivering for Seattle!
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Great! Well done. Well said. Now, when you get there, can you please press and influence your colleagues to impeach, convict, and refer for criminal prosecution the entirety of the Trump Administration, its Cabinet, and the Trump-appointed SCOTUS Justices? Pleeeeeease?!
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seriously 👇
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...about every six months at Trader Joe's.
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's the bit where Jackie Chan, in the blink of an eye, dismantles the gun pointed at him while still in the hand of the man pointing it at him.
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gee, NY Fed... D'ya'think?! Christ on a cracker. Do we really need highly esteemed national figures in finance and science to tell us such obvious drivel? Yeah, germs cause disease. Tariffs cause inflation. What the actual fuck?! I guess we really are that abysmally stupid.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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💙Christine Slemmer💙 @slem63.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Matt @nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't worry everyone. Donald Trump was just joking when he said Iran should take out Los Angeles and San Diego. He'd never actually condone attacking the United States of America. Oh wait.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thankfully, words don't mean anything. Whew. That's a relief. I guess now I can freely make specific actionable threats against named individuals with impunity, since we are all equal under the law. ...riiiiggghhht?
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope there comes a day when the Red Hat Klan just stops for a second... collectively... and says... "Wait. So he was completely full of shit THE WHOLE TIME?" Oh, man. Why didn't you tell us?!"
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From the "Good. Fuck that guy." file.
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, cool. So he's still a domestic terrorist again some more, too. Great. I sincerely wish he would visit the plant where they "mechanically separate" the chicken for McNuggets. "And this, Mr. President, is where the... oops. oh no. someone save him. Nevermind."
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm glad Senator Addison Mitchell "Moscow Mitch" McConnell is doing so well, and has such a promising prognosis. What's that? .....well, never mind. He'll hold the seat until his term expires or he does. That's the responsible thing to do.
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think back to my junior high and high school days, where we'd read a novel and then have to tell what the theme of the novel is. I was never good at that. When I look at this image, I can see all the lines and words and colors.... but... the "message"? The "theme"? I don't know, man.
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really is exhausting. I just keep reminding myself that he's 80 and morbidly obese and has chronic venous insufficiency.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOWARD LUTNICK: "Did you know that Dennis Hastert raped four children?" DONALD TRUMP: "Amateur."
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listen to Jim, he’s 100% correct.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This Is 👇 Who KegsBreath Is.......
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here's a #cartoon from @privateeyenews.bsky.social #parentsandkids #farming #careerchoice
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
From the "Good. Fuck that guy." file. Waiting for this one was a long slog. If ever there was evidence for the absence of a loving and powerful god, Jim Bakker was it.
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Political Cartoon of the Day by Jeff Danziger.
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Impeach them. Convict them. Remove them. Charge them. Convict them. Send them to jail. You are a member of a relatively tiny class of people who can. There is no evidence of a god to judge them or a hell for them to burn in. The DOJ is corrupt. You are the backstop. You are our last hope.
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That this is controversial at all is an indication that the fight may already be lost. There's enough weirdos out there with their view of humanity distorted by "prosperity gospel" and capitalist solipsism that they're gonna saw ALL the legs out from under the stool. Good job, guys.
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean. It's a shame there's no evidence of a god to smite and judge him or a hell for him to burn in. It's a shame there isn't a House with the nerve to impeach him and a Senate with the integrity to convict him. It's a shame. SHAME! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elm7...
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Pres. Trump suggests letting Iran ‘take out’ Los Angeles and San Diego at campaign event
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holy shit, indeed. I guess David Frum and Bill Kristol were busy.
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
From the "Good. Fuck that guy." file www.kpbs.org/news/nationa...
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Dennis Hastert, longtime Republican House speaker who went to prison, dies at age 84
ennis Hastert, whose political legacy as Congress' longest-serving Republican House speaker was later fouled by allegations that he had molested high school athletes during his prior career as a teach...
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/10/2026
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Allison Gill has obtained descriptions of NINE FBI training videos showing agents were instructed to flag Epstein documents containing Donald Trump’s name for supervisory review. The DOJ is still refusing to release the actual videos. 👉 www.youtube.com/live/dYiQOhP...
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not a Mainer (yet) but hoo-boy... if she's still a Senator when I am, We're going to have a serious talk about this one particular bag of spoiled tapioca.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oops! A fact has escaped! Quick! Get it before it spreads!
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna have to do a pilgrimage. www.ptbrewco.com
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Participation Trophy Brewing Co. | Brooklyn, NY
Brooklyn's only outspokenly anti-authoritarian brewery. Taproom-only in Brooklyn, NY. Craft beer with bold opinions. Merch ships worldwide — follow @ptbrewco.
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Dr. Merri 🐸 @merri24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am going to hunt down this brewery and buy every can 😎
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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News @newsundies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is not controversial. It needs to be repeated. Over and over. Brock Turner's "promising future" should have ended when he chose to rape. So should Donald Trump's.
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