1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026fascists losing their fucking MINDS after discovering latin has 50+ pronouns 011
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I regret to inform you that “chat” is more gender inclusive than “you guys” and I do not regret to inform you that I’m gonna have to do my part to un-cool youth culture by using it 111
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Oh? The plagiarizing software company that makes computers give wrong answers solved the Navier-Stokes equations? And they don’t know if it plagiarized one of their users? And we can’t see how the answers are generated? I’m sold! 053
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is a song I like a lot, and I hope you do too: music.youtube.com/watch?v=nB5F...music.youtube.comMildlife - The Magnificent MoonYouTube video by Research Records 001
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 01/09/2026 Having Metal Gear Solid 4 on PC is wild. In mere minutes I can download a 23GB game you used to have to shoplift from GameStop on physical media and play on console 021
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 31/05/2026*any time I remember something* in comedy they call it a callback 000
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 28/05/2026read book pet cat read book pet cat read book pet cat read book pet cat read book pet cat read book pet cat read book pet cat read book pet cat read book pet cat read book pet cat read book pet cat read book pet cat 010
Reposted by 1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ldAmy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Actually you know what, let me just 3272433004
Reposted by 1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ldTimothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026Bring back the ancient knowledge 56165167382
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 23/04/2026it’s called Microsoft copilot 365 because when you see it you turn 365 degrees and crash it into a field in Pennsylvania so it won’t hit its intended target 000
Reposted by 1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ldMeena Dhalgren @missdhalgren.bsky.social · 02/03/2026We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit. 2931461175
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 01/02/2026> Tenno, you need the kinetic siphon traps to make the child vulnerable to bullets 010
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Oil executives are just like dragons because they hoard incredible resources and they fucking love cars 021
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 29/01/2026they got game changer in the heated rivalry cinematic universe 000
Reposted by 1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ldMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember: - Organized a city wide general strike - Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence - Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE - Flipped public opinion against ICE 471317197514
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 26/01/2026okay if Joey is so great, why is Chandler the only FRIENDS character to get a search engine named them? 000
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 22/01/2026so....you're telling me there's no commisteroner gordon? 000
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Every single day, Magic: the Gathering inches closer to becoming Yu-Gi-Oh 131
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 05/01/2026*elon musk converting to mormonism* let that soak in 010
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 31/12/2025“Done is better than perfect” has been a guiding sentiment for me all year and I hope to continue following it 010
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Maybe my favorite thing about being made from meat is that my skin can both be oily and dry at the same time. It’s a tremendous achievement of biology. 020
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I don’t think I’m allowed to be married to a dude and *mad* about it, but I’m definitely •annoyed• about how much Depeche Mode has taken over my YouTube. 110
Reposted by 1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ldMichael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 21/11/2025LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR 38014
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Movie theaters are the public transit of “Netflix and chill” 010
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Every single person loudly baffled by “67” has at one time said “for shizzle” 000
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 09/11/2025That dipshit who said it was “cellar door” can eat my ass 010
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Can you imagine the blowouts from tripping on your dicklace at the ancient Olympics en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesmeen.wikipedia.orgKynodesme - Wikipedia 130
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 18/10/2025After I’m done with Kingdom Hearts I’m finally gonna play Fallout: New Vegas and you can’t stop me 000
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 13/10/2025zoomer therapist: would you say this week you felt more skibidi or more ohio? 000
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a blue plaid shirt says " again it 's like poetry "ALT: a man in a blue plaid shirt says " again it 's like poetry " 040
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Damn the Spider-Verse implies the existence of Spider-Tops and Spider-Bottoms 100
Reposted by 1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ldShaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 09/09/2025oh my god they're actually doing it 523981866
1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Disco themed arcade trickster with leisuredemain 000