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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld

@newfatmike.bsky.social
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Arachno-simpicalist, scrumrade, design dingus & manufacturing maniac

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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 1h
youtu.be/EeWvC-jq2CU?...
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Has This Beware Meme Ever Happened To You?
YouTube video by Gerge
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
fascists losing their fucking MINDS after discovering latin has 50+ pronouns
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I regret to inform you that “chat” is more gender inclusive than “you guys” and I do not regret to inform you that I’m gonna have to do my part to un-cool youth culture by using it
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Lekon @lekon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh? The plagiarizing software company that makes computers give wrong answers solved the Navier-Stokes equations? And they don’t know if it plagiarized one of their users? And we can’t see how the answers are generated? I’m sold!
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is a song I like a lot, and I hope you do too: music.youtube.com/watch?v=nB5F...
music.youtube.com
Mildlife - The Magnificent Moon
YouTube video by Research Records
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mercifully not, but I do get beaten with a switch when I pronounce the letter as “zee”
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The anarcho syndicalist flag with text reading “banana bread at work dude? Hell yeah”The anarcho syndicalist flag with text reading “The fucking CUBS, DUDE??? Hell NO!!!””
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Having Metal Gear Solid 4 on PC is wild. In mere minutes I can download a 23GB game you used to have to shoplift from GameStop on physical media and play on console
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
when I’m having a hard time sleeping I’ll use BOTH
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It has come to my attention that this is not the medicine that makes you sleep good, like I thought it was. It’s the medicine that loosens your stool.
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm about to modernize circumcisions
a picture of a double-action wire stripper (Knipex 1262180SB)
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
*any time I remember something* in comedy they call it a callback
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Amy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Actually you know what, let me just
A still of the character Chihiro in the film “Spirited Away”. A character called No Face is offering her a pile of false gold that has been edited and overlayed with the logos of Claude, OpenAI and Grok. She is saying, “I don’t want any. I don’t need any.”
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026
Bring back the ancient knowledge
Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
it’s called Microsoft copilot 365 because when you see it you turn 365 degrees and crash it into a field in Pennsylvania so it won’t hit its intended target
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
“Prelease event” is what I’m calling dogwater now
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
webber big naturals
A big jar of big pills made by webber naturals
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Meena Dhalgren @missdhalgren.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Ernest Shackleton: The Musical…ON ICE!
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
“Big Dogs” graphic formalwear
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Mpreg Clive Owens “King Arthur” remake
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
has anyone said "bot con bubble" yet?
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
> Tenno, you need the kinetic siphon traps to make the child vulnerable to bullets
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Oil executives are just like dragons because they hoard incredible resources and they fucking love cars
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
they got game changer in the heated rivalry cinematic universe
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember: - Organized a city wide general strike - Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence - Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE - Flipped public opinion against ICE
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
okay if Joey is so great, why is Chandler the only FRIENDS character to get a search engine named them?
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
so....you're telling me there's no commisteroner gordon?
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
As it was foretold
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It ain’t much, but it also ain’t honest
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Every single day, Magic: the Gathering inches closer to becoming Yu-Gi-Oh
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
*elon musk converting to mormonism* let that soak in
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
“Done is better than perfect” has been a guiding sentiment for me all year and I hope to continue following it
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
My cat shadow doing her best villain face from the loft above me
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It’s my cat shadow being a cutie
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Maybe my favorite thing about being made from meat is that my skin can both be oily and dry at the same time. It’s a tremendous achievement of biology.
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Why did I fucking skeet this? I should have bought this some airtime on NPR for the target demographic Christ I’m old now
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I don’t think I’m allowed to be married to a dude and *mad* about it, but I’m definitely •annoyed• about how much Depeche Mode has taken over my YouTube.
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Movie theaters are the public transit of “Netflix and chill”
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Every single person loudly baffled by “67” has at one time said “for shizzle”
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
That dipshit who said it was “cellar door” can eat my ass
Screenshot of a DoorDash order update that says “heading to you”
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Yeah just the exposure of the glans is considered rude, but you can hang brain in the open air market all day
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Can you imagine the blowouts from tripping on your dicklace at the ancient Olympics en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme
en.wikipedia.org
Kynodesme - Wikipedia
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Lionel Richie ran so Seal could fly
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
After I’m done with Kingdom Hearts I’m finally gonna play Fallout: New Vegas and you can’t stop me
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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld @newfatmike.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Okay they got me there
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