texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 16/10/2026also bend is somehow 2 for 2 on mass shootings ended by heroic bystanders (the other one was the 2022 safeway shooting, where a 66 year old dude fucking charged the shooter with just a produce knife) 000 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 16/10/2026theyre now saying some chad bystander fucking went into the school and chased the shooter down. i grant that person a rare and unequivocal pardon for when it turns out they voted for trump 3 times.nytimes.comLive Updates: Teenager Guns Down 3 Children and a Teacher at an Oregon Elementary School 110 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026which is all a bit "that can't possibly be true." but it IS. 010 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026oh and the kicker: even when mandatory minimums don't apply, federal sentencing guidelines are based on all "relevant conduct" REGARDLESS OF WHETHER IT WAS PROVEN IN COURT. a judge can single handedly decide to throw in a murder that wasn't even CHARGED at sentencing time. 110 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026almost no cases go to trial. it is 100% designed to circumvent the legal process guaranteed in the constitution. it 100% takes all power from juries and judges and gives it to the federal government. that is not a free country. 120 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026it's hard to overstate how broken and utterly unconstitutional the federal court system is ever since the war on drugs. like do yall realize that judges legally cannot impose sentences below the mandatory minimum? almost nothing goes to trial because this coerces defendants into plea deals. 150 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 14/10/2026*in the locker room trying to fit in* nice balls brother bro what's the volume (fl oz) on those things 171 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026thanks but i don't know where women are in general 020 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026just found out a cat i follow died and im about to lose it in the pharmacy waiting room im so serious 3160 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026getting double vaxxed today. what should i use the autism boost on? and how long does it last? 270 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026(with verve and gusto) eggs benedict 020 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026pancake receiving his can of fish slop for the 9000th time 040 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026no i always end up there because im trying to motivate symplectic geometry. i mean i can just accept its when cotangent bundle. but im missing something and i just know it will click within the next 5 or 6 decades 010 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026they should release a creature they isn't cute 020 0
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i'm actually pissed off you withheld this until now 1511 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026you laugh but i'm on track to understand hamiltonian/lagrangian mechanics by the time i am 87 140 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i fear this boomer take is entirely true 030 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026it's okay if you do gordo frankly 010 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026that's one of the most devastating things a cat can do tbh 120 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026for me it was this cuz he's MAD in the back of a 200 thousand dollar SUV 020 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026it should be acceptable to straight up mock someone's religion in the workplace btw 010 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026understood reference just so you know 120 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026as a white guy with very straight hair my natural state is a Greg so i need you to check your privilege 110 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026OFFICIAL GAME REVIEW: moonlighter 2 is... we'll, realling pretty fun and i like it. 040 0
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026but i did do this today for the record 020 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026they spelled roguelite wrong 😭 010 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i don't think anyone says that it just seems like it could be a funny tweet. open to feedback. 320 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026mathematicians will be like "we all need to be more precise with our language" and then say "i laked the lean and then grepped for sorries" 230 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026ppl will be like "um actually THEY is a plural pronoun" and then in the next sentence be like "i need more compute to action that" 020 0
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026yall i was hanging out with a very hot firefighter who started talking about the time he almost made out with a guy. anyway when specifically should i kms 370 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026when i'm in a bad mood but i hear someone utter "garlic naan" 1122 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i would wager every human i've ever met and all of my ancestors against 1 dollar that P\neq NP but im still not putting pancake on a betting table 010 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026intended family is also included in extended family. it's like uncountable 110 0
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026but like the rest of my extended family is on the table here 110 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026genuinely everything i own minus pancake. if im wrong it wont matter anyway 110 0
texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i'm crying why is she so suspicious rn 010 0
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026hi i don't know how you are writing onto my facebook "wall" but this is a really personal question. thanks. 010 0