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@newagepancake.bsky.social
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dr. he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying cat reposter. math phd in algebraic topology. fuck every single ice agent and may they rot in hell. 612 raised. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.

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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
also bend is somehow 2 for 2 on mass shootings ended by heroic bystanders (the other one was the 2022 safeway shooting, where a 66 year old dude fucking charged the shooter with just a produce knife)
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
theyre now saying some chad bystander fucking went into the school and chased the shooter down. i grant that person a rare and unequivocal pardon for when it turns out they voted for trump 3 times.
nytimes.com
Live Updates: Teenager Guns Down 3 Children and a Teacher at an Oregon Elementary School
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
which is all a bit "that can't possibly be true." but it IS.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
oh and the kicker: even when mandatory minimums don't apply, federal sentencing guidelines are based on all "relevant conduct" REGARDLESS OF WHETHER IT WAS PROVEN IN COURT. a judge can single handedly decide to throw in a murder that wasn't even CHARGED at sentencing time.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
almost no cases go to trial. it is 100% designed to circumvent the legal process guaranteed in the constitution. it 100% takes all power from juries and judges and gives it to the federal government. that is not a free country.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
it's hard to overstate how broken and utterly unconstitutional the federal court system is ever since the war on drugs. like do yall realize that judges legally cannot impose sentences below the mandatory minimum? almost nothing goes to trial because this coerces defendants into plea deals.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this is so insane lmao
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*in the locker room trying to fit in* nice balls brother bro what's the volume (fl oz) on those things
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
nooo
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
thanks but i don't know where women are in general
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why am i like this
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
just found out a cat i follow died and im about to lose it in the pharmacy waiting room im so serious
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
getting double vaxxed today. what should i use the autism boost on? and how long does it last?
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i'm crying
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
(with verve and gusto) eggs benedict
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
pancake receiving his can of fish slop for the 9000th time
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
no i always end up there because im trying to motivate symplectic geometry. i mean i can just accept its when cotangent bundle. but im missing something and i just know it will click within the next 5 or 6 decades
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
they should release a creature they isn't cute
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
so babicling they are both spicy seeds
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i'm actually pissed off you withheld this until now
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
genuinely what
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you laugh but i'm on track to understand hamiltonian/lagrangian mechanics by the time i am 87
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i fear this boomer take is entirely true
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it's okay if you do gordo frankly
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
that's one of the most devastating things a cat can do tbh
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
for me it was this cuz he's MAD in the back of a 200 thousand dollar SUV
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it should be acceptable to straight up mock someone's religion in the workplace btw
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
understood reference just so you know
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is who you're killing
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
as a white guy with very straight hair my natural state is a Greg so i need you to check your privilege
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OFFICIAL GAME REVIEW: moonlighter 2 is... we'll, realling pretty fun and i like it.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
whom up laking they lean
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
one thing about me is that i always grep for sorries
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
but i did do this today for the record
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
they spelled roguelite wrong 😭
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i don't think anyone says that it just seems like it could be a funny tweet. open to feedback.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
mathematicians will be like "we all need to be more precise with our language" and then say "i laked the lean and then grepped for sorries"
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ppl will be like "um actually THEY is a plural pronoun" and then in the next sentence be like "i need more compute to action that"
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
got me feeling like
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
bones are their money
a pink haired woman standing behind a dark purple haired woman with her and caressing the cheek of the purple haired woman. above the women it read "post four words every girl wants whispered in her ear"
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yall i was hanging out with a very hot firefighter who started talking about the time he almost made out with a guy. anyway when specifically should i kms
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
when i'm in a bad mood but i hear someone utter "garlic naan"
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i would wager every human i've ever met and all of my ancestors against 1 dollar that P\neq NP but im still not putting pancake on a betting table
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
intended family is also included in extended family. it's like uncountable
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Latenite Archival BabbyGonz Time!
Orange and white kitten, sin on his face
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
but like the rest of my extended family is on the table here
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
genuinely everything i own minus pancake. if im wrong it wont matter anyway
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i'm crying why is she so suspicious rn
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Radical Mainiac @radicalmainiac.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Keepin an eye on me 💜👁😼👁💜 🤭🥰
Kitty laying in bed
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hi i don't know how you are writing onto my facebook "wall" but this is a really personal question. thanks.
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