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@djmansib.bsky.social
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second time accidental deletion 😭😭 board certified doctor (of math), local existence verifiable by Picard-Lindelöf 📍🥐🚬🐀

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10h
when i upload my paper to a journal i feel like beyonce doing the dubai riff
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10h
math is so fun and cool and awesome
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 12h
i don’t care for walter white bald headed ass crackhead
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17h
men will literally be like omg what if we roofied each other for fun, dude that was probably top 10 most traumatic things to ever happen to me and i literally drowned once
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17h
no i think it’s ok to completely despise men and actually not be friends with them i don’t care
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
someone is marrying chris fucking watts what the fuck man are we all just insane
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don’t understand how some of you are on twitter saw some of the most vile shit about the cornell case on there
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just ate my beef and potatoes with avocado and cottage cheese ikdr
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
french people horrified at the concept of a green bean casserole
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Wdgy_boi🇵🇸 @wdgy-boi13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She’s really good
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Camp Rock: Foxmel's Keyboard Dance
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
does anyone need anything from the farmers market while I am here during my lunch break
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
running by the louvre at night is such an original and beautiful experience i hope every one of you can try it one day
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girk idemfkatp (they/them) @badupre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
abolish men fr. i hate u niggas
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the news cycle makes me so insanely scared of men, and the worst part is seeing glimpses of the criminals in your past partners. it’s exhausting and scary
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why did they put such a sick beat to this emo song i am shaking my ass while sobbing
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
saw the hottest woman i have ever seen at the gym and befriended her, she does an hour on the stair-master on 6 so i try to join her and start wheezing after 15 min
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
meg is performing the VS show i wish i had a man to beat up about it
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
need to stop eating at the damn buffet i have violent acidity
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i understand that people who don’t have a doctorate or don’t want to pursue on are unaware of how intense it is but man, the general population is genuinely so overly cocky about their intellect and abilities
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think one of the kardashians is going to get a neuralink before summer 2027
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i can’t believe i have become someone who enjoys doing hard things like i used to hate the gym and heavy lifting and I used to hate going to work to do all this complicated mathematics and coding but now the dopamine of being able to do stuff that maybe only 10% of people can do is really nice
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guys guys guys i found an apartment in paris with central AC omfg if i can bag it i would literally turn religious
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is dakota johnson in some sort of flop era or manic state rn? did ellen curse her?
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i find this to be very chic and sexy idkkkkk
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i hate that i can’t even call the men here boring because their hobbies would be like theatre and art and beautiful photography like how am i supposed to dunk on that
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nothing good has ever happened as a consequence of dating a man from cleveland but i am at least glad that unlike me she didn’t choose the cleveland’s topped 10 most chopped to make a muse out of
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Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
phoebe bridgers kinda day
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
im white boy wasted channing tatum (about to make a burner for the purpose of hating)
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i wonder what would happen if i start getting all my protein from whole foods instead of depending on whey and collagen
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
telling random people at the club that i low key am going to antarctica in 2 months 🙈
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we’re going to have to walk out the club in the morning and run into people who are confessing to the pope im never seeing the pearly gates
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when i smell the signature pennies and dimes scent on white people on the train I low key think aboutmy extremely ugly and loser ex 😭😭 like heal was smelled like that ever so faintly
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i fear we are going to end up at the club, it’s inevitable
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
well like is it too much tho?
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wanted to tell my friend i am very excited to see her in french but accidentally said i have a lot of hate instead
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thought of a very cool idea while i was on my vacay and sent it to my boss and she wasn’t replying so i was feeling insecure about my math ability but actually i just remembered it’s literally illegal for her to email me during my time off 😭😭 she’s probably going to get back on monday
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oomfs i am so sorry for doing this but I genuinely am perplexed by this phenomenon why does my ass look so flat??? i am pushing like over my body weight on glute exercises why does it look so tiny when am i going to get bbl allegations 😭😭😭
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
drake was so right when he said half a xan 13 hours till you land would have you out like a light, except i didn’t have 13 hours on that flight and that poor immigration officer heard me speak like 3 different languages 😭😭
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
god i need to stop booking long ass flights why am i doing this
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
why do white women keep imitating my way of speaking and writing?? don’t y’all know how to be funny without copying a woc??
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc…
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
here’s what I wanna do: deadlift 1,5x my body weight, squat my bw, bench 0.75bw and overhead press 0.5bw. I can already do a pullup and 10 continuous reps pushups. And I want to do a 45 min 5 mile before aiming for a more elite pace
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
once this week is over i have another week of relaxed work and then i will lock in
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wdym you’re booking a flight to vietnam and laos it’s literally pronounced vitamin and minerals, and you can’t fly there
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
like yeah i wanna be skinny but if a fat body allows me to meet all strength standards and run 5 miles in 25 minutes then i don’t know why i would need to change that
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh my god a 6kg kettle bell just saved my life my back doesn’t hurt after running on the beach for an hour!!!
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Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we getting that job that’s what we doing #hired
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Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
taylor swift threatens to release another project
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
do you guys hate me please lmk
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
need to loose 6 inches off my waist and 7 more kgs. Then I can stop this cut and be normal instead of weird.
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