doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10hwhen i upload my paper to a journal i feel like beyonce doing the dubai riff 030
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 12hi don’t care for walter white bald headed ass crackhead 010
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17hmen will literally be like omg what if we roofied each other for fun, dude that was probably top 10 most traumatic things to ever happen to me and i literally drowned once 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 17hno i think it’s ok to completely despise men and actually not be friends with them i don’t care 010
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026someone is marrying chris fucking watts what the fuck man are we all just insane 220
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i don’t understand how some of you are on twitter saw some of the most vile shit about the cornell case on there 360
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026just ate my beef and potatoes with avocado and cottage cheese ikdr 010
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026french people horrified at the concept of a green bean casserole 000
Reposted by doctor parameter handlerWdgy_boi🇵🇸 @wdgy-boi13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026She’s really goodstatic.klipy.comCamp Rock: Foxmel's Keyboard DanceALT: Camp Rock: Foxmel's Keyboard Dance 021
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026does anyone need anything from the farmers market while I am here during my lunch break 120
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026running by the louvre at night is such an original and beautiful experience i hope every one of you can try it one day 150
Reposted by doctor parameter handlergirk idemfkatp (they/them) @badupre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026abolish men fr. i hate u niggas 073
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the news cycle makes me so insanely scared of men, and the worst part is seeing glimpses of the criminals in your past partners. it’s exhausting and scary 010
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026why did they put such a sick beat to this emo song i am shaking my ass while sobbing 140
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026saw the hottest woman i have ever seen at the gym and befriended her, she does an hour on the stair-master on 6 so i try to join her and start wheezing after 15 min 150
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026meg is performing the VS show i wish i had a man to beat up about it 011
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026need to stop eating at the damn buffet i have violent acidity 140
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i understand that people who don’t have a doctorate or don’t want to pursue on are unaware of how intense it is but man, the general population is genuinely so overly cocky about their intellect and abilities 130
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i think one of the kardashians is going to get a neuralink before summer 2027 010
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i can’t believe i have become someone who enjoys doing hard things like i used to hate the gym and heavy lifting and I used to hate going to work to do all this complicated mathematics and coding but now the dopamine of being able to do stuff that maybe only 10% of people can do is really nice 150
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026guys guys guys i found an apartment in paris with central AC omfg if i can bag it i would literally turn religious 030
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026is dakota johnson in some sort of flop era or manic state rn? did ellen curse her? 110
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i find this to be very chic and sexy idkkkkk 130
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i hate that i can’t even call the men here boring because their hobbies would be like theatre and art and beautiful photography like how am i supposed to dunk on that 010
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 27/09/2026nothing good has ever happened as a consequence of dating a man from cleveland but i am at least glad that unlike me she didn’t choose the cleveland’s topped 10 most chopped to make a muse out of 000
Reposted by doctor parameter handlerSami @notsamy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026phoebe bridgers kinda day 231
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026im white boy wasted channing tatum (about to make a burner for the purpose of hating) 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i wonder what would happen if i start getting all my protein from whole foods instead of depending on whey and collagen 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026telling random people at the club that i low key am going to antarctica in 2 months 🙈 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026we’re going to have to walk out the club in the morning and run into people who are confessing to the pope im never seeing the pearly gates 120
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026when i smell the signature pennies and dimes scent on white people on the train I low key think aboutmy extremely ugly and loser ex 😭😭 like heal was smelled like that ever so faintly 220
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i fear we are going to end up at the club, it’s inevitable 070
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026wanted to tell my friend i am very excited to see her in french but accidentally said i have a lot of hate instead 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026thought of a very cool idea while i was on my vacay and sent it to my boss and she wasn’t replying so i was feeling insecure about my math ability but actually i just remembered it’s literally illegal for her to email me during my time off 😭😭 she’s probably going to get back on monday 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026oomfs i am so sorry for doing this but I genuinely am perplexed by this phenomenon why does my ass look so flat??? i am pushing like over my body weight on glute exercises why does it look so tiny when am i going to get bbl allegations 😭😭😭 100
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026drake was so right when he said half a xan 13 hours till you land would have you out like a light, except i didn’t have 13 hours on that flight and that poor immigration officer heard me speak like 3 different languages 😭😭 100
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 24/09/2026god i need to stop booking long ass flights why am i doing this 130
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 24/09/2026why do white women keep imitating my way of speaking and writing?? don’t y’all know how to be funny without copying a woc?? 120
Reposted by doctor parameter handlerThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc… 281218141
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026here’s what I wanna do: deadlift 1,5x my body weight, squat my bw, bench 0.75bw and overhead press 0.5bw. I can already do a pullup and 10 continuous reps pushups. And I want to do a 45 min 5 mile before aiming for a more elite pace 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026once this week is over i have another week of relaxed work and then i will lock in 010
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026wdym you’re booking a flight to vietnam and laos it’s literally pronounced vitamin and minerals, and you can’t fly there 020
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026like yeah i wanna be skinny but if a fat body allows me to meet all strength standards and run 5 miles in 25 minutes then i don’t know why i would need to change that 280
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oh my god a 6kg kettle bell just saved my life my back doesn’t hurt after running on the beach for an hour!!! 120
Reposted by doctor parameter handlerSami @notsamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026we getting that job that’s what we doing #hired 022
Reposted by doctor parameter handlerSami @notsamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026taylor swift threatens to release another project 0223
doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 22/09/2026need to loose 6 inches off my waist and 7 more kgs. Then I can stop this cut and be normal instead of weird. 110