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@neurosnowflake.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Neurodivergent parent of neurodivergent kids, hoping to spread humor, love, and weird.

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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dee is acting like a dance mom watching her daughter perform #bb28
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bonded with my local record shop owner over my quest to get a good copy of the ever-popular Paul Simon’s Graceland. He sets stuff aside for me and makes recommendations. He cannot be replaced with a robot.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just typed maintenance correctly the first time for the first time! Somebody clap for me!
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The pair of balls swinging around in the net 😳 #survivor51
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They still sell it in the UK! I saw it at Tesco and was so tempted to bring a jar home. Maybe it’s nostalgia over the jingle, but I still look every time I’m in a new store in the US for it
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I swear on my cousin Vinny’s life #bb28
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So, it’s not “curtain off”?
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Homer Simpson Hides in Bush Meme
Alt: Homer Simpson Hides in Bush Meme
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can’t wipe the smile off my face over the young(ish) Jerry Orbach guest role on Golden Girls And with Dorothy! ❤️
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyone else weirded out by the new car commercial that touts its ability to withstand extreme temperatures?
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m really sad Tim Curry died, but I’m really happy a bunch of people are now watching Clue.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In all the ways Lala’s exit interview was so good, this…this…is so bad #bb28
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Damnit. Now I’ve seen his face. Gone is the blissful ignorance
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
icymi I wrote a little ode to “Jupiter Ascending,” a very important film, in Saturday’s @newyorker.com Daily newsletter
"Jupiter Ascending" (2015)
There's just so much more nonsense than sense in the Wachowskis' magnificently insane space epic. The story, I guess, is about a beautiful Earthling toilet-scrubber catapulted into interplanetary political intrigue because she's a perfect DNA match for a recently-deceased galactic oligarch—but you're doomed if you go looking for coherent plot. Better to absorb this masterpiece as a high-production-value tone poem: Channing Tatum as a canine-spliced rollerblading bodyguard; something involving really hot siblings in a regeneration hot tub; Eddie Redmayne doing oh, so much ACTING; and something happens with bees? Whatever. It's all enormous and gorgeous-looking.—Helen Rosner, staff writer
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When they say “bet on yourself”, they don’t mean it literally www.npr.org/2026/08/31/n...
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Kalshi bans former congressman George Santos for life after State of the Union trades
Kalshi says Santos did not cooperate with its investigation into bets he placed on his own attendance at the State of the Union. The company also fined the disgraced congressman more than $71,000.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🚪🚶‍♀️🦮 🌳 *sniff sniff* 🦨 🚶‍♀️🦮🚪 📺
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yelling “I HATE THIS TIMELINE!” At the Matthew Broderick commercial suggesting if you are old and out of touch with young people, you should entertain yourself by gambling on your phone. WTF!?!?
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*chuckles nervously* I’m in danger
Amazon ad for a green storage shedNookapedia entry for the Animal crossing wooden shed
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Paul calling her Melanie 😆 #bb28
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Watching Good Fortune because I’m a fan of both Keanu and Seth
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The hoarder in me sees my current stash of tubes in a new light. 10 years from now I’ll be making bank on EBay. I wonder if I could use the same boxes they’d keep the beanie babies in 🤔
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I get so much house cleaning done during the workday and none done afterwards.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If the shorts were shorter, they’d be underwear #bb28
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Kay Coghill, PhD. @drkalyncoghill.blacksky.team · 12/08/2026
Let’s get this bread
Miss piggy disheveled
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can’t help but feel that reading this article this morning and my buying 7 used books at the local shops today are related Pride and Prejudice and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea added to my pretty edition collection! #shoplocal #readingcomprehension #noai
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I consider myself a well-informed voter, and all I know is he’s some unqualified idiot with bad opinions. Couldn’t tell you what they are or what he looks like. Not worth my time. But ask me my thoughts on Boris Johnson 😆 (yes, I’m American, in America)
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Looking at the forecast, looks like this might be our last “hot” day of the year, at 87. Next week it’s supposed to rain a bunch and then lower 80’s after that. Once September hits, it really starts to cool into winter here. I don’t think I’m ready!
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Me: whoa, the tech review notes on this are so long! This engineer went above and beyond! *starts reading… noticing em dash after em dash* 🫠
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Despite the claustrophobic feelings it gives me, I’m still longing to be in Bubbly Basin and not working right now #Pokopia
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The thistle is bustling with activity this morning. Makes me reconsider ripping it all out
Thistle and some bugs
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
After we came in because the dog insisted upon digging a hole, I was able to sneak back out and finish installing edging around the peony! Yay for another moving-in project checked off the list, 6 weeks later and counting 😅
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hate the awkward moment when everyone talks about how much they love Donny Darko and I say something like “I was barely able to get through it once because it hits a bunch of trauma triggers” and the room goes silent.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My ex would always complain that he didn’t sleep as well when I slept in the other room. However, it was a shrug when I asked he find a way to manage his “unconscious” groping of me at night, consistently waking me up.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🐝.•.•.•
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Trimmed the clearance zinnia. There were a lot of buds hidden, so I think with diligent watering it’ll look happy again. Might just pop it into the ground to see if that makes it happier
Bright pink zinnia plant in a blue pot next to a pile of pruned dead flowers
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s so cute to watch the dog slowly stretch and sleepily make her way to the window each morning only to then become immediately alert because of all the creature activity
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Now that I have given in and set the 3 electronic clocks, we are sure to have a power outage
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Up to episode 3 on Ride or Die. I like it so far. Funny, outlandish, enjoyable to watch.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There’s a lady in line at Kroger watching family feud on max volume on her phone. And people wonder why I don’t like going out in public
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
All I can think about is the things I want to get done…outside 😩
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Last week: neighbor asks me why his tomato plants don’t grow like my tomato plants I give general advice about planting them suuuuuper deep to start, heavy water, trim suckers, etc
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Tiffany C. Graham @bluenote123.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that’s rape. www.salon.com/2026/07/15/m...
Quote from a paragraph in the attached article.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I just met a neighbor for the first time and said something awkward. I’ll be in the corner overthinking it for the rest of the night. Send snacks.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The hospital system destroyed our doctor’s practice and his relationship with his patients and for what!?!! 🤬 All a bunch of cowards. Giving in before it was a law to begin with. Pathetic.
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The Autistic Coach | Mati (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The most radical thing an autistic person can hear isn’t “you’re brilliant.” It’s “I don’t need you to pretend to be someone else around me.”
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19thnews @19thnews.org · 09/07/2026
Tenaculum forceps are routinely used on 120 million patients a year despite causing pain in 90% of patients. It has remained largely unchanged for over 135 years. A new medical device is part of a broader effort to make gynecological care less painful. Co-published with @truthdig.com
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Why is gynecology still using a Civil War-era tool?
A new medical device is part of a broader effort to make gynecological care less painful — and to take patients more seriously.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Starting to feel less ragey and noticed I chugged my drink. Probably unrelated #familyvacation
Empty cocktail glass With ice
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It is man work to call out other men about their shitty behavior. More men need to be doing their man work.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My kids only eat ground beef and chicken nuggets, so naturally my dad made us reservations at a Brazilian steakhouse on family vacation.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The dog used to stay in bed for a good 15-30 minutes after I got up but now she gets right up with me and asks to go outside. Seems like 10-15 minutes of perimeter patrols and 38 tree trunk checks is a good motivator in the morning. I’m not minding bench swing first thing either
Tan and white mixed bread dog in a harness walking in a fenced in yard with trees. Her tail is up and she looks like she’s enjoying it
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Customers cancelling our weekly meetings left and right due to PTO/summer slump. I am not complaining, I’ve got so many deep projects to work on. So far I’ve got 1.5 hours back today, baby! Woo!
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