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@neurosnowflake.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Neurodivergent parent of neurodivergent kids, hoping to spread humor, love, and weird.

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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am so doing this to my kids next time I don’t want to cook. They’re going to hate (love) it
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dee is acting like a dance mom watching her daughter perform #bb28
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I found searching for hotel tvs is the most reliable way to find non-smart TVs. Just got one last year for under $150 US
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bonded with my local record shop owner over my quest to get a good copy of the ever-popular Paul Simon’s Graceland. He sets stuff aside for me and makes recommendations. He cannot be replaced with a robot.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I casually hung out with a group of male coworkers until I found out they all had cheated on their wives. To this day, I cross the street to avoid even having to appear friendly with them. If I could be Hannah Waddingham in GoT through our downtown, I so would!
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just typed maintenance correctly the first time for the first time! Somebody clap for me!
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The pair of balls swinging around in the net 😳 #survivor51
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aardman 🤦‍♀️
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am so excited for the Aardvark Studios Pokémon movie. Shaun the sheep but Pokémon!? 😍
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They still sell it in the UK! I saw it at Tesco and was so tempted to bring a jar home. Maybe it’s nostalgia over the jingle, but I still look every time I’m in a new store in the US for it
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I swear on my cousin Vinny’s life #bb28
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So, it’s not “curtain off”?
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Homer Simpson Hides in Bush Meme
Alt: Homer Simpson Hides in Bush Meme
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am sorry and empathize. I spent Friday hugging the toilet because hormones are so fun
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Rent Steal
Alt: The sheriff of Nottingham stealing the rabbits birthday coin in Disneys Robin Hood
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What are they? They just popped up all over my backyard and I haven’t been able to ID them
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can’t wipe the smile off my face over the young(ish) Jerry Orbach guest role on Golden Girls And with Dorothy! ❤️
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyone else weirded out by the new car commercial that touts its ability to withstand extreme temperatures?
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ouch, that stings Zach Braff and the Shins New Slang are peak millennial
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m so going to lose that wordle
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s been so long! This was one I watched with my grandma. Another great one is All of Me!
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m really sad Tim Curry died, but I’m really happy a bunch of people are now watching Clue.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She was so funny and charming. He was gross and phlegmy
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In all the ways Lala’s exit interview was so good, this…this…is so bad #bb28
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Truly speaking to an audience of one, eh?
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Damnit. Now I’ve seen his face. Gone is the blissful ignorance
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
icymi I wrote a little ode to “Jupiter Ascending,” a very important film, in Saturday’s @newyorker.com Daily newsletter
"Jupiter Ascending" (2015)
There's just so much more nonsense than sense in the Wachowskis' magnificently insane space epic. The story, I guess, is about a beautiful Earthling toilet-scrubber catapulted into interplanetary political intrigue because she's a perfect DNA match for a recently-deceased galactic oligarch—but you're doomed if you go looking for coherent plot. Better to absorb this masterpiece as a high-production-value tone poem: Channing Tatum as a canine-spliced rollerblading bodyguard; something involving really hot siblings in a regeneration hot tub; Eddie Redmayne doing oh, so much ACTING; and something happens with bees? Whatever. It's all enormous and gorgeous-looking.—Helen Rosner, staff writer
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When they say “bet on yourself”, they don’t mean it literally www.npr.org/2026/08/31/n...
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Kalshi bans former congressman George Santos for life after State of the Union trades
Kalshi says Santos did not cooperate with its investigation into bets he placed on his own attendance at the State of the Union. The company also fined the disgraced congressman more than $71,000.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They keep airing this ad where it opens with him saying “they’ve taken to calling me dangerous…” and then it just keeps repeating the one time he says “I am dangerous” over and over. I literally do not understand the “own” here
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🚪🚶‍♀️🦮 🌳 *sniff sniff* 🦨 🚶‍♀️🦮🚪 📺
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
After checking them out, I landed on home chef for years. I really liked the quality and the range of options each week given I have a household of 4 picky eaters. I kept the recipes and still make my favorites. I haven’t used it for a couple years, but my friend says it’s still great
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He probably has a wedding to go to this weekend or something and can’t handle the FOMO
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was raised by racists in the northeast, and used to harp that y’all wasn’t “proper English” because I didn’t know better. Now it’s my default gender neutral term as my kids are gender fluid and slang is healthy and natural part of society. Growth is good.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Find some poutine! I got it from a food truck outside the Oakes hotel
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yelling “I HATE THIS TIMELINE!” At the Matthew Broderick commercial suggesting if you are old and out of touch with young people, you should entertain yourself by gambling on your phone. WTF!?!?
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In the dumpster next to the HP crap. (Old comics are still well intact and loved)
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*chuckles nervously* I’m in danger
Amazon ad for a green storage shedNookapedia entry for the Animal crossing wooden shed
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dan Quayle mispelling potato. I was 9 and a straight A student. It was a big deal to me that the vice president couldn’t spell.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We were two lonely nerds who happened to find each other the day before the first movie came out. Opening night was our first date. The rest of the movies were anniversary dates. Our kid is trans. We threw away all of our HP stuff. No regrets whatsoever.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Paul calling her Melanie 😆 #bb28
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This was so cool to see, but 4 days!? Those poor houseguests!
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Watching Good Fortune because I’m a fan of both Keanu and Seth
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The hoarder in me sees my current stash of tubes in a new light. 10 years from now I’ll be making bank on EBay. I wonder if I could use the same boxes they’d keep the beanie babies in 🤔
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I get so much house cleaning done during the workday and none done afterwards.
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Spent a good chunk of time with the therapist this week talking about how to figure out supporting the kid through the pdd so he’s able to help out more around the house. It’s so hard to navigate!
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s so distracting!
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If the shorts were shorter, they’d be underwear #bb28
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Kay Coghill, PhD. @drkalyncoghill.blacksky.team · 12/08/2026
Let’s get this bread
Miss piggy disheveled
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can’t help but feel that reading this article this morning and my buying 7 used books at the local shops today are related Pride and Prejudice and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea added to my pretty edition collection! #shoplocal #readingcomprehension #noai
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I consider myself a well-informed voter, and all I know is he’s some unqualified idiot with bad opinions. Couldn’t tell you what they are or what he looks like. Not worth my time. But ask me my thoughts on Boris Johnson 😆 (yes, I’m American, in America)
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Looking at the forecast, looks like this might be our last “hot” day of the year, at 87. Next week it’s supposed to rain a bunch and then lower 80’s after that. Once September hits, it really starts to cool into winter here. I don’t think I’m ready!
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neurosnowflake.bsky.social @neurosnowflake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that just tells it directly when it’s being weird and creepy 😆
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