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Solidarity is a verb Militant Trade-unionist Hardcore socialist I refuse Digital ID which means my government has decided i cant have DMs

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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
While broadly true, they also reacted more robustly. 11th March is a prime example.
11th March
WHO declares C-19 to be an official pandemic.

Iran: 958 more new confirmed cases and 63 new deaths
Iran: First Vice President Eshaq Jahangiri was infected with the virus.Two other sick officials were Ali Asghar Mounesan, minister of cultural heritage, handicrafts and tourism, and Reza Rahmani, minister of industry, mines and business.
Iran: Total Infected: 9000 Total dead:354
 	

Italy: Everything closed except supermarkets and pharmacies.

USA: Trump imposed travel restrictions for Europe (except UK) for 30 days, effective 13th March.

UK: 83 more cases
UK total: 456, 15 new cases in Wales.

UK: Pandemic declared.
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12th March
 UK: Risk level raised from Moderate to High.
UK: Total cases 590
UK: People with cough or fever to self isolate
UK: Schools asked to cancel trips abroad, people over 70, pregnant or with health conditions told to avoid cruises.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is what every photo of Andrew Tate looks like to me:
Photo featuring that Yellow Bastard, Roark jr, from Sin City.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Meanwhile here is an image of one of the first 1940s books about Trainspotting
a 1940s book authored by the founder of train-spotting Ian Allen, titled "The A.B.C. of LNER Locomotives" - subtitled "Complete list of all LNE engines in service" "Fully Illustrated"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
They think they're entitled to respect because to their twisted minds "centrism" is the ultimate in reasonableness - its all about compromise and neutrality, when in reality its about protecting the status quo and refusing to pick a side Which is how after decades of centrism we now have nazis
Famous quote: "Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral" by Paulo Freire
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This thread?
Screenshot of the above, showing the post has been blocked.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Labour ALSO have a fascist problem. Disabling quotes and replies just proves you're too scared to admit it.
Some dipshit fascist apologist quote-replying to me while hiding behind disabled replies.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nice to remember tomorrow is Burt Gummer day, one of the unsung heroes in the battle against Kaiju.
Burt Gummer, famous slayer of Shriekers, Ass Blasters and Graboids.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Computer, show me an image of a Vogon, the most disgusting being who ever lived" Hell, he even sounds like them.
An image of a Vogon,  an alien being from the hitchhikers guide to the universe,  a fat slug like being.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
How it feels to be on the Left in the UK:
The Left: "Centrists should do the thing.."

Centrist bedwetters: We will never do this thing you ideological fool child!! We are The Sensible Adults In The Room!!"

The Right: "Centrists should do the other, actually evil, thing"

CBWs "Right away, only lets do it worse, and claim its out idea"

**6 months later**

CBW "We are sensibly doing the first thing, our idea,only ours, that was ours all along! We Are The Sensible Adults In The Room!!"

The Left "told ya"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You have my bow.
Image of Wishbone the Dog dressed as Robin Hood holding a bow and arrow
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Ive long suspected those dystopian punk aesthetics from 80s cyberpunk were less about rebellion and more about defeating facial recognition. And if its not it should be.
Three models wearing geometric makeup
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Its rare. Super rare. But the monarch CAN dissolve parliament, and considering he disowned his own brother due to HIS involvement with the nonce im not sure he would be amused to know his PM was covering for someone else at the same time.
The Lascelles principles are not the only convention governing how the sovereign makes decisions relating to changes of government. For example, the Cabinet Manual notes the historic precedent of the sovereign dismissing a government under reserve powers. However, this was last done by William IV, who dismissed Lord Melbourne's government despite majority support in the Commons and is thought to have damaged the sovereign's reputation
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Do...do you not know how UK politics work?
From 2011 to 2022, the conditions for when a snap election could be called were significantly restricted by the Fixed-term Parliaments Act 2011 (FTPA) to occasions when the government loses a confidence motion or when a two-thirds supermajority of MPs vote in favour. During autumn 2019 there were three attempts to trigger an election through the FTPA's provision for a two-thirds majority: all failed. Then the FTPA was bypassed entirely by Parliament enacting the Early Parliamentary General Election Act 2019 stipulating a set date for the next election: the 2019 general election. This required only a simple majority, because of the doctrine of parliamentary supremacy: Parliament cannot pass a law that cannot be changed or reversed by a future Parliament.[90] The Fixed-term Parliaments Act was repealed on March 24, 2022 by the Dissolution and Calling of Parliament Act 2022, which restored the Monarch's power to dissolve parliament on request by the Prime Minister. This is thought to have revived the Lascelles Principles as well
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
My old Facebook - February 2022 - Oh, wait...whats that 2nd point from the bottom?
Keir Starmer says there's "huge enthusiasm for the direction Labour is heading in".

Tearing up all of his 10 signed leadership election "Pledges"
Abandoning renationalisation of energy/rail/water
Purging socialists & left-wing Jews
Endorsing diamond-hard Tory Brexit
Spouting war-mongering rhetoric, and spitting hate at the damned 'peace-mongers'
Sneering at Coventry
Rigging the Labour leadership nominations process to exclude women and people of colour
Pandering to The S*n
Abstaining on Tory pensions/social security cuts
Binning Labour's Green New Deal policy
Abstaining on rape-cops
[Snipped to fit in relevant part:]

Insulting the people of Scotland during an excruciatingly bad conference speech (written by a Blairite fossil)
Burying the Forde Report on racism, bullying, and internal sabotage
Promoting several of the absolute worst internal wreckers into his shadow cabinet
Deputy leader proposing "shoot first, think later" death squads
Cabinet minister on TV citing radical-right think tank to claim wage rises for ordinary workers would be bad
Shadow housing minister siding with landlords against tenants, then having an absolute meltdown when called out on it
Shadow justice minister proposing an intensification of the horrifically failed "War on Drugs" Calling Black Lives Matter "a moment"
Driving away 200,000 members
Bringing the party to the verge of insolvency
Boasting that he lied to win the Labour leadership election, and saying he'd lie again for more power
Using "Fire and Rehire" tactics on Labour's own staff
Missing every Tory open goal in favour of punching left
Demoralising and driving away the party activists that Labour needs in order to win elections (especially local elections)
Outright refusal to call for windfall taxes on pandemic profiteers
Jeffrey Epstein's mate Peter Mandelson pulling the strings
No real policies, just endless "I'm not Corbyn me" posturing
Just imagine the kind of person who would be actively enthused by any of this!
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Christ famously not protesting moneylenders in the church:
Image of Christ beating moneylenders in the church
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Taps the sign:
Text is a screenshot by me from July 7th 2025 and reads "I remember talking about this back when he first started his tariff nonsense, there is no way that after another couple of years of this bullshit the world doesn't ditch the dollar standard either."
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Everyone talks about how cool the cyberpunk aesthetic is but rarely do they consider that the post-punk hairstyles, outrages makeup and wild clothing patterns can have much more utilitarian uses in a dystopian surveillance-state adam.harvey.studio/cvdazzle/
Image illustrating the difficulty AI facial recognition has with certain colour, styles and designs of hair and makeup
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Pictured, the Cop in question.:
Porky Pig dressed as a cop, squinting and driving a car.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Chicken-shaped egg basket
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I mean - this is about as close an image to the long lost Thunderbird photo as you are likely to find:
Image of an old news story picturing a captured Manta being held by a crane surrounded by people, caption reads: "This great manta,or devil fish, weighed over 5,000 pounds when caught off Deal, N.L. after it became entangled in the anchor rope of Captain A.L. Kahn's fishing boat. It has been mounted for exhibition in New York. Captain Kahn is seen holding a baby devil fish born after the parents death"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I was trying to remember where I had heard "Bubba" and "Trump" together before. And then I remembered.
The Characters Bubba and Forest Trump from the movie "Forest Trump"

Before their big sex scene.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I mean....there was this dude:
Baron Harkonen from the Dune movie emerging from an oily black pool
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Burning the American flag is "illegal" Meanwhile, on Amazon (and in my bathroom):
Rolls of toilet paper with the American Flag printed on them.

They are a little greasy, but very satisfying to use.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Image of Spider Jerusalem making a finger gun while saying "Evening, Officers. Keeping the streets safe from the likes of me? Be seeing you? 
The caption below reads "They assume,like most people, that fear will do the trick. Fear will keep everyone in their place.Fear will keep everyone distracted from whats really going on.

Let him know we can beat him up, let him know we could have killed him, let him know we can destroy him, let the fear shrivel him up.

Fuck that. I'm not afraid of them. They're afraid of me."
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It didnt even take 6 hours.
Far-right scumbag and dog-killer Nancy Mace, saying "We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost, individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ. We will try to do the same."

The reason for this is that Robinson is a far-right nazi who was radicalized by their constant violent rhetoric and propaganda networks..
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Imperialist mindset in a nutshell.
Image of two Gremlins - Gizmo looking cure next to the caption "Britain in British history books" and the evil Stripe next to the caption "Britain in every other history book"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
You are Spider Jerusalem and I claim my £5.
Panel from the comic Spider Jerusalem with the caption that reads 

" Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes."
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
He literally has more members than the Tories and Lib dems combined...and you know what, im going to say his new party *ALREADY* has more members than Starmers Labour....because they refuse to release their figures I am forced to conclude its out of shame.
Electoral history of the Labour party 2005-2024
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Pictured: Gammons:
A bunch of boiled pink gammons
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
For a start: 1. They're not criminals, nor illegal. We are legally & morally obliged to take them 2. Thats not what immigration laws say, thanks to centuries of colonialism besides which many of these refugees speak english as a 2nd language, not french, or have relatives here 3. Go fuck yourself
"Look mate these criminals shouldn’t get a penny but a return boat back to the safety of France where legally they should have claimed asylum so fuck them"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I've been making the same point myself for a while. He wants to message to reform voters that he's actually on their side, because he agrees with everything Reform does and says about migrants, refugees, genocide, taxing the poor and fucking the disabled Im not sure he and farage disagree on much
It may be just me but i can't help but notice the sheer number of times Starmer has used the word "reform" in the last couple of weeks

My theory is that he is trying to subliminally dogwhistle to the rabid bigots not only with his policies but through associating himself with their party name.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I literally posted a link to a meta study that breaks down which MPs campaigned the most. He made twice as many media appearances as the next Labour MP (let alone held dozens of rallies that had thousands of attendees). Thats a fact.
link to screenshot of part of section 2 from : https://blog.lboro.ac.uk/crcc/eu-referendum/uk-news-coverage-2016-eu-referendum-report-5-6-may-22-june-2016/
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Breaking news: The Democratic establishment have reached out to this man to evacuate their donors.
Kurt Russel as Snake Plissken in Escape from New York
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
In accordance with the prophesy
Burning Cybertruck crashed outside a Trump property
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
His first day in the office:
Bill Nighy as the character Viktor in the movie "Underworld"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Do fuck off, theres a good little loser.
Cartoon Strip illustrating why sealions are so annoying
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Off you pop.
Per the Miriam-Webster Dictionary - Sealioning refers to the disingenuous action by a commenter of making an ostensible effort to engage in sincere and serious civil debate, usually by asking persistent questions of the other commenter. These questions are phrased in a way that may come off as an effort to learn and engage with the subject at hand, but are really intended to erode the goodwill of the person to whom they are replying, to get them to appear impatient or to lash out, and therefore come off as unreasonable.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Gosh, wonder how he got offered this job... ...oh, wait a second, this might offer a clue..
Text reads: Federal election reports show Bisignano has a history of donating to political campaigns, and his donations mainly support Republicans. He previously donated more than $125,000 to Trump's campaign in 2019 but gave $15,000 to former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie's presidential campaign in November 2023, according to Federal Election Commission data.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Im fairly certain that if someone told Starmer he was talking rubbish during session the speaker would throw his dummy out of his pram and instruct them to be removed as per the rules on Parliamentary conduct:
highlighted text from website outlining rules of parliamentary conduct which reads: "Although it is perfectly in order to criticise the role and functions of the House of Lords,9 abusive language and imputations of falsehood uttered by Members of the House of Commons against Members of the House of Lords have usually been met by the immediate intervention of the Chair to compel the withdrawal of the offensive words,10 or, in default, by the punishment of suspension."
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
A little known fact about RFK is that they modeled the Fallout Ghouls on him Everything from skin texture to voice down to the penchant for eating roadkill.
Image of RFK jr out hunting baby bears.
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Seeing this busted hags fizzog gurning out at you from a random toilet is enough to scare the shit out of you... ...but it DID remind me that there was something about her and it took until just now for me to put my finger on...
early 1990s kids toy which was a hideous type of puppet that was supposed to live in the sewer and climb out of toilets, known as "Boglins"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Ongoing YouGov survey:
Survey results:

Who would you rather have as a closer trading partner to the UK?

The EU: 57% (my answer)
The United States: 16%
Neither: 9%
Dont know: 18%
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Methinks they doth protest too much...
Image of search results for Valliant, Oklahoma with a red circle around the text "Human Settlement"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Image of a thumbs-up with a bloody nail hole and the text: "Jesus Likes This!"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
We all know these fucks would be on their knees so fast you could hear the sonic boom
Scene from a Marvel movie wherein Loki makes a crowd kneel in fear and subjugation and a lone elderly WW2 survivor refuses out of principle
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Am I going crazy, or did this just become a thing?
Image showing the new "Trending Topics" box, which at the time of posting consisted of "Protests" "Delta Airlines" "Meta VR" "Claudia Sheinbaum" "FAA" "White Lotus"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Rachel Reeves banging on about Newts and Bats isnt a coincidence.
Pictured: The Grand High Witch from the movie version of the Roald Dahl book "The Witches"
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Its way past time someone took the fight to them. These rancid little bigots ignore the facts and are allowed to get away with it by a complicit media. Piers has some brass neck to lecture ANYONE about "grooming gangs"
Piers Morgan and Ghislaine Maxwell
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I think i pretty much called it 6 months ago: If you cant tell an AI-user from a Real Person you can charge the ad companies more.
An image quote from 6 months ago that says "Thinking about why Facebook/Meta, Twitter and Google are so keen to jump on the bandwagon and it clicked.
People hate their platforms, they're losing ad revenue, they want to flood the zone with AI-Chatbots that can fool ad companies so they can pretend their userbase is healthy
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NetKnave @netknave.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
I've got money on it being because he wants to be the least freaky looking rodent-human hybrid on the planet for a change.
group image of the childs cartoon "Biker Mice from Mars"
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