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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
smug buddha on anthropeum today
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酒一_JuO1 @juo1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
CM秋6_62
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detritivore @netkestrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS MAN
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola
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sebbყ ✧ @sebbymeister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
w̴̛̤͉͑̑͌́͗ę̴̨̘̰̯̤̫̮̻̥̈̈̇͘b̵̢̗̀̏p̸̪͉͚̪̰̫̗̍̓͗̀͊̉̕͝͝ư̵̢̘̬͓͈̳͖̿̅͐͆́̚͝n̶̮͍̿͑̂̾k̶̨̍̽̎̓́̇̕̚͝ ̶̨̨̲̤̯̞͉̦̺͎̀͗̋͑́ d̴̡̰̜́͒̏ǫ̶̡̮̘̆́̿̈́͝g̵̡̖̻̺̳̤̹̱̈̉̽̀̀̃͒̿̃͝g̵̩̬̝̘̫̗̼̗͔͂̏͒͌̚͘͜͝ŏ̵̼͇͖̭̜̦͚̤͎̍
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
sparks may fly #coyotevsacme
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Zennie @zenniefox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
love it when it tracks
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Aldi @nekothesaber.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
comfort character
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detritivore @netkestrel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
working in the suburbs while living in the city has radicalized me all suburbanites NEED to be reeducated effective immediately
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peregrine @funguspotion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
seattle during pax is crazy. i just walked into a coffee shop and came face to face with harry dubois
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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detritivore @netkestrel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
god august is finally over
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29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If Dems wanted to win huge majorities, they’d be running non-stop ads with Elon Musk, flashing his net worth, with a mash-up of: -how little in tax he pays -how X is the largest CSAM distributor in the world -data centers -all his “predictions” that never came true -sieg Heil -his stupid dances
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detritivore @netkestrel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
envy is the sin that brings no pleasure
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Cricket @krysiilys.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
for Atmara 🦾🐈❤️‍🔥
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 26/08/2026
When flight mechanisms become flooded
When flight mechanisms become flooded
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Zennie @zenniefox.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
hardly restin'
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detritivore @netkestrel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
creating a backstory where i didn't go to college so i can land a barista job
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Zennie @zenniefox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
that tracks
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JuliArtWorld @juliartworld.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
fastest cat with fastest bird
digital painting in procreate
a cheetah with three peregrine falcons on a branch
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Bumper sticker idea: KEEP HONKING! I’M LISTENING AND LEARNING
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey! Get down from there!
Painting of a jolteon up on some ... electricity structure? I actually have no idea what this thing is called it always looked like a fun jungle gym to me
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🍊Duke @orangelionduke.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Bowuigi 🌟 #BowserDay #BowserDay2025
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detritivore @netkestrel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ahhh, job interviews. LIE FOR YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW
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Sonny @sonnytherat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jon Heyman skeeting “Breaking: Skubal to Dodgers” and Dan O’Sullivan skeeting “I hate this fucking country.” These posts are related, to me.
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detritivore @netkestrel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
three times now i have gone through a job interview and then been told that the company is not actually hiring anyone.
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光环 @uluoe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Cricket @krysiilys.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
PWYW Experimental for Rye! 🔷🐾🔶
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𓅃 dilukha @dilukha.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
// big news: I'm bird now
illustration of a blue-beaked, cream-colored falcon covered in flowing blue and golden drapes
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SQUIDDY-DOG @bigsquidman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Trader
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s literally not possible to have a functioning society, anywhere on earth, where this piece of shit is not imprisoned for life and stripped of all his assets.
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𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
going to suc-ee's and the mascot is a beaver with a glory hole
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𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚝e 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚒 ✶⋆ @mintymori.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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what was I made for? @jjbbllkk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
All my life I've wished I could pull off Slutty Loam but only managed Sandy Gay.
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swagvoid🌱 @swagvoid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
dead end
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fial @fialovart.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the signal catcher 📡
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
at petco park rn selling adderall to the padres
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pochy @pochowek.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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SQUIDDY-DOG @bigsquidman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The market
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macholobo @macholobo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
for @/catlesonline (twt) 🕶️☀️
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detritivore @netkestrel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i am really really bad at reading people i think
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moche ☕ @mocheccino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
mexico won so i drew my sonas kissing #furry #furryart 🇲🇽🗣️
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Our wizard masters no longer feel the need to explain themselves when they issue edicts to us
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detritivore @netkestrel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
walked alongside the furry contingent for most of seattle pride so i could hear the crowd reactions. people LOVE the furries it genuinely made me so proud
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