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@nerok.tube
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Usually pine marten, sometimes yote | ΘΔ | kinky acespec | WX nerd & storm chaser 🌪️ | I use neovim btw AD: @fursuitass.com Nerok: he/him | Acacia: she/her 📍 the Kansas part of Colorado

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Nerok @nerok.tube · 8h
Baby snek doo doo do doo do doo
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 23h
I went to my boss like, “I feel like my concerns were not heard in that discussion” And his reply was basically just “that’s because your concerns aren’t valid because you haven’t yet accepted the fact that Claude Opus 5.5 has entirely supplanted every manual step of software engineering” Ya ok
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 29/09/2026
Me: “Either a human understands every change to the code, or a human doesn’t understand every change to the code” CEO: “No, you’re wrong, you’re thinking like everything is black and white” 🤨 Explain to me the superposition of a change that is both understood and not understood
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 28/09/2026
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 25/09/2026
Performance review: “• The 2 projects you’re leading have gone smoother than expected. • One of them far exceeds the technical requirements thanks to the architecture you developed. • We appreciate that these projects haven’t slowed you down from making significant contributions to our core product.
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 24/09/2026
Why do people with 2 years of job experience think it’s ok to send me a resume 2 pages long
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 23/09/2026
When the recipe calls for 545g of bread flour
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 21/09/2026
I should’ve waited until I had my coffee to plan my week, because I don’t know what my todo task scheduled for Wednesday with the text “wenedsday” is supposed to be 😭
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 21/09/2026
new day new type of guy
custom license plate that says "did nt" surrounded by plate frame that says "epstein" and "kill himself"
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 21/09/2026
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 20/09/2026
Battery life so far is maybe slightly better than my MacBook running Linux. Granted, it has a bigger battery, but I’m happy either way. Battery life on macOS was still even better, but you have to pay me a six figure salary to get me to use macOS
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 20/09/2026
Porsche pup
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 20/09/2026
This is hot as fuck, jesus christ
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 19/09/2026
Nooooooooo, it’s contagious! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 19/09/2026
Successfully installed linux with LUKS encryption using TPM on the… second try!
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 19/09/2026
It’s good to be back
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 18/09/2026
It bothers me that bsky still only supports email 2fa
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Midnight Coffee @midnightcoffee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This might be the greatest nature photo ever taken
Pure white background with no way to even distinguish the horizon, three  black dots are all you see of a stoat(?) I think? Picture by Michel d'Oultremont
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 17/09/2026
I say this wrt Intel Lunar and Panther Lake and then buy an AMD laptop a month later
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 17/09/2026
Screw it. Ordered a T14
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 17/09/2026
Do you ever wipe and rebuild your boot partition live
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 17/09/2026
Him sniff 🌻
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/09/2026
one thing about dario amodei is that he undeniably looks exactly what you'd imagine a guy called dario amodei to look like
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 16/09/2026
The fry she tells you not to worry about
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 16/09/2026
How his whiskers do that
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 15/09/2026
Trying to figure out if nausea and lightheadedness is from the camel spider that bit me (non-venomous), a stress response to work, or a secret third option
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 15/09/2026
I think I just argued with a bot, but they have a mutual follower, which makes me doubt it slightly lol
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh my god someone stole his remains?
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✦ Kettu ✦ @kitakettu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
- Bites your ankles - Bites your tail - Bites your socks
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 14/09/2026
Bugs that don’t fly are so cool
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 12/09/2026
Holster: “Play?!” Roomba: “𝙾𝙱𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙲𝙻𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳”
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kilometers @foxpaw.io · 01/08/2023
Some marten 🐾 to perk you up this morning. #fursuit 📷: @waywardmutt.art
Pixel the pine marten suit sitting on a bed with his legs/feet paws spread out, beans showing. His hand paws are resting in between them on the bed and he’s looking at the camera
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 12/09/2026
I love how much use I get out of my toaster oven in a single day. Toast bagel for breakfast. Heat frozen Costco chicken bake for lunch. Air fry tater tots and toast burger bun for dinner. Re-season the cast iron I used to cook the burger. Bake cookies for dessert.
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 12/09/2026
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 11/09/2026
POV: you have two Porsches that are the same color, but one of them just sits in storage because it doesn’t run
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 11/09/2026
The pronghorns return 🦌
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 10/09/2026
Copilot just complained that “the `mutex` variable locks the file and prevents other code from writing to it for the entire duration until `unlock()` is called” Yeah, it’s almost as if that’s the entire fucking point of a mutex, good job
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 10/09/2026
How come we never got any “Bush did Charlie Kirk” or “Charlie Kirk did 9/11” crossover conspiracy theories?
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 09/09/2026
Me: “huh, same aspect ratio as the Surface Duo” Apple: “Introducing iPhone Duo”
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 09/09/2026
35 Gbps. Beat my own expectations lol
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 08/09/2026
Home insurance premium dropping because the military stopped buying V-22 Ospreys
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 08/09/2026
Washy truk
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 07/09/2026
All of the sudden it's like the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email. Think I’ll go sit on my cooler next to the stick and say stuff to people as they walk by.
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 06/09/2026
I’m Mike Rowe, and today on Dirty Jobs, we’re cleaning the effluent filter in Nerok’s septic system
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 06/09/2026
Ecobee thermostat that came with the house now crashes every time I touch the screen. I guess I’m picking up a thermostat and a microwave when I go to Lowe’s tomorrow
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 05/09/2026
The lack of light pollution out here is incredible. You can already see the Milky Way with the naked eye while there’s still this much twilight left
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 04/09/2026
I think I will because my resume needs more numbers
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 04/09/2026
Silicon valley tech bro confirmed
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 04/09/2026
My Rust app at work is so fast that I’m saturating my M3 MacBook’s SSD read speeds while benchmarking it. I want to build a better benchmark to see how fast it’ll really go, but we’re already >5x the “stretch goal” throughput requirement, so I’ll have to do that in my personal time lol
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Nerok @nerok.tube · 04/09/2026
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