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Eliška

@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social
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It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 45, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Háček gang

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Ty @sweetdrinks.bsky.social · 17h
youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA?...
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Vic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's Buckets
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 19h
Hobbits be like
It's Good to Be Ina Garten
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Svengoolie regenerating like Dr. Who and now he's played by Bobby Moynihan
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Snl Saturday Night Live
ALT: Snl Saturday Night Live
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Musical taste as soft as baby shit. Just like I like it.
A poster consisting of 9 albums:
Stroke 9 - Nasty Little Thoughts
Nine Days - The Madding Crowd
Travis - The Man Who
Hootie and the Blowfish - Cracked Rear View
Bruce Hornsby and the Range - The Way it Is
Bruce Hornsby and the Range - Scenes from the Southside
Amy Grant - Heart In Motion
Train - Train
Pat McGee Band - Revel
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So we were brainstorming about what the team name could be if Denver ever gets a tgirl baseball team. I think I solved it: The Clocky Mountain Oysters
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?!
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had a going away lunch with a big Trumper (coworker I was cool with during work hours) right before I left for Denver and as soon as I fuckin left the state, he converted his Facebook page to be full time anti-trans bullshit. There is NO benefit in being nice to people that want you dead.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My wife is soooooo beautiful!!!! 😍
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looking super cute and campy today 🏕️
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God my wife is so hot
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sluggo is never beating the allegations
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I look really fucking stoked, but this table full of apocalypse prepper food I saw at an estate sale today, really bummed me out.
Eliška standing behind a table full of prepper dried food cans.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm never beating the "boner for a Hohner" allegations
A cute trans girl is holding a 1930s Hohner Brand accordion. She's standing next to a wooden fence
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Close! Turning the apartment into a hub for countless alien species!
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Josie is leaving me home alone for 3 days. Worst case scenario it's a Home Alone situation. Best case scenario it's a Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets situation.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck, the dude that quit the rock band Kansas because they weren't Christian enough left and immediately made one of the best Christian rock albums of all time. It's fuckin' all bangers from top to bottom.
Screenshot of the spotify playlist for the John Elefante Album  "Windows of Heaven" from 1985.
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You KNOW Dr. Loomis was lobotomizing the queers while he was watching Michael Myers.
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is one of the best videos astro goblin has done so far 😂 youtu.be/hn-JsBboh2g?...
youtu.be
We're opening for Ed Sheeran!
YouTube video by astrogoblin
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ugh I hate that wide mouth bottle one, getting that last bit is always a pain in the ass.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's back! The only DC in comics that I care about.
Screenshot of Captain America and the Winter Soldier. It depicts DC Pierson as the apple Genius guy.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It boggles my mind that no one in this thread mentioned "The Swan." Where homely women competed for a full slate of plastic surgeries. It is probably one of the most fucked up shows ever. To be honest, I do dream of winning the lottery so I can "The Swan" all of my trans friends.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
While Josie's been playing Resonant Evil behind me, I've been having a fucking blast with the new Total War WH3 legendary lord Nagash and his ridiculous "sphere grid" lookin' ass tech tree. I rarely pay for any game or DLC full price anymore but I've been salivating for this one. Behold it's glory:
picture of a tech tree in the shape of a pyramid, it's got over 200 nodes.
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love that Phoebe Bridgers gives Primetime the full Will Smith treatment including a song about the plot of the movie as the credits music.
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Primetime trailer GIFs of Robert Pattinson playing Chris Hansen
ALT: Primetime trailer GIFs of Robert Pattinson playing Chris Hansen
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I never played Girl Control, should I play Boy Control?
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never shaking those fascist allegations with her half assed Baroness cosplay.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't forget piano....
Daffy duck with a goose egg bump on his head and piano keys for teeth!
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This happened to me during my first week of presenting femme at work... I guess I'm saying, don't transition in October....
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Union strong.
Picture of a mechanics chest wearing the traditional mechanics jumpsuit with embroidered name tag. The name reads "Madam Ophelia"
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mark Rober taking a break from teaching kids how cool it is to be a military contractor to show kids how cool it is to work in casino security
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've played Total War: Warhammer 1, 2 and 3. Now that Total War: Warhammer 40,000 is coming out, do I need to play the other 39,996?
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking for the best green chile restaurant is like looking for the best theater to watch WW84
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social
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Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ThinLizzyVEVO
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn, this sucks. 56...
Reddit post title saying "Duncan Sheik, Who Traded Pop Stardom for Broadway, Dies at 56."
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me when I reasignación
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hope fucking ripped. What a fun adventure!
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
DOGGY DAY AT WATERWORLD
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gabby had a great time 🥰
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If they can canonize that Italian boy who played Halo and Pokémon, they can throw a bone to the gay priest.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My wife sent a bunch of VHS tapes to former co-workers, the Astrogoblin crew and they made probably one of the funniest videos of theirs to date: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dGO...
youtube.com
Wow, this show sucks!
YouTube video by astrogoblin
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RIP Charlie Kirk. I see your beautiful face every time I close my eyes 😭
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm pretty convinced that the Ship Of Theseus is made out of Oak specifically from Oak Ridge, where the Oak Ridge Boys get their name. I mean, look at this member timeline.
An image of the personnel line-up of the vocal group, The Oak Ridge Boys. It depicts them being around since 1943 and they've had over 25 members and 43 album releases. I still cant believe they've been together since 1943, crazy.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck, I love my city so damn much. We truly are the epicenter of comedy and the wild west spirit:
Denver scheduling an aircraft low pass over a city center to remember 9/11.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So Hyped for tomorrow. Gabby do what nintendon't.
Picture of a cute black mouth cur dog laying in the greenest grass. She's smiling and looking in front of her.
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Faye Fadem (Trust Fund Ozu) @trustfundozu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Zelda. Come tomorrow, you will be completely irrelevant.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When a Country artist records a Tejano song: "fuck this shit, what the hell?" When a Tejano artist records a country song: literally better than anything the Beatles ever made.
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The other day I referred to Gamescom as "Das Keighleys" and it absolutely killed @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social In case you're wondering who has the best wife.
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Miranda Cosgrove as Carly Shay: It's Me!
ALT: Miranda Cosgrove as Carly Shay: It's Me!
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Y'all there's something coming out tomorrow and I'm SUPER EXCITED ABOUT IT!!! Watch this space 👀
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