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Eliška

@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social
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It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 45, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Háček gang

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sad Dog Summer movie 5: After Odyssey, Supergirl, End of Oak St. and The Dog Stars I needed a great dog-centric movie where the dog isn't in peril most of the movie... This was not it. Won't spoil the ending but I thoroughly enjoyed this one. If you love dogs and hate Brad Pitt, you'll love this.
Heart of the beast poster
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every hometown's got the ominous megastructure. What's yours?
The facade of Casa Bonita. It's a tall and pink tower with Mexican architecture-ish.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Musical taste as soft as baby shit. Just like I like it.
A poster consisting of 9 albums:
Stroke 9 - Nasty Little Thoughts
Nine Days - The Madding Crowd
Travis - The Man Who
Hootie and the Blowfish - Cracked Rear View
Bruce Hornsby and the Range - The Way it Is
Bruce Hornsby and the Range - Scenes from the Southside
Amy Grant - Heart In Motion
Train - Train
Pat McGee Band - Revel
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I look really fucking stoked, but this table full of apocalypse prepper food I saw at an estate sale today, really bummed me out.
Eliška standing behind a table full of prepper dried food cans.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm never beating the "boner for a Hohner" allegations
A cute trans girl is holding a 1930s Hohner Brand accordion. She's standing next to a wooden fence
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck, the dude that quit the rock band Kansas because they weren't Christian enough left and immediately made one of the best Christian rock albums of all time. It's fuckin' all bangers from top to bottom.
Screenshot of the spotify playlist for the John Elefante Album  "Windows of Heaven" from 1985.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's back! The only DC in comics that I care about.
Screenshot of Captain America and the Winter Soldier. It depicts DC Pierson as the apple Genius guy.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
While Josie's been playing Resonant Evil behind me, I've been having a fucking blast with the new Total War WH3 legendary lord Nagash and his ridiculous "sphere grid" lookin' ass tech tree. I rarely pay for any game or DLC full price anymore but I've been salivating for this one. Behold it's glory:
picture of a tech tree in the shape of a pyramid, it's got over 200 nodes.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't forget piano....
Daffy duck with a goose egg bump on his head and piano keys for teeth!
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Union strong.
Picture of a mechanics chest wearing the traditional mechanics jumpsuit with embroidered name tag. The name reads "Madam Ophelia"
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn, this sucks. 56...
Reddit post title saying "Duncan Sheik, Who Traded Pop Stardom for Broadway, Dies at 56."
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm pretty convinced that the Ship Of Theseus is made out of Oak specifically from Oak Ridge, where the Oak Ridge Boys get their name. I mean, look at this member timeline.
An image of the personnel line-up of the vocal group, The Oak Ridge Boys. It depicts them being around since 1943 and they've had over 25 members and 43 album releases. I still cant believe they've been together since 1943, crazy.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck, I love my city so damn much. We truly are the epicenter of comedy and the wild west spirit:
Denver scheduling an aircraft low pass over a city center to remember 9/11.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So Hyped for tomorrow. Gabby do what nintendon't.
Picture of a cute black mouth cur dog laying in the greenest grass. She's smiling and looking in front of her.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got about a half second into this video until I realized it was made by and featuring a real trifecta of just the shittiest people you know in the Magic scene.
video screenshot with the youtube title: 
I found a real, never-before-seen Magic: The Gathering card (ft. Jimmy Wong & PaymoneyWubby)
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Was walking through the grass near Pallet Town and I stumbled upon a rare Pokémon.
A black mouth cur dog named Gabby is sitting in tall grass, you can barely see her but she's smiling!
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welp, end of an era. Can't keep my riding crop collection if I want to be a foster parent.
2 riding crops of various sizes are propped up against the wall. There's a sign saying "Free to a good home... or a bad home" followed by the winking face emoji
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Vinyl Confessions by Kansas is one of my favorite Christian rock albums that includes background vocals from Queen's Roger Taylor.
Album cover for Vinyl Confessions by Kansas. It depicts a circular grid that looks like a vinyl record with a chair in the middle.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damn Disney, what the hell is this?
photo shop of the Chiefs logo over a picture of Little Hiawatha, the disney short that did not age well. He has an exposed bottom.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I took a picture of my friend 's dog.
Picture of a border Aussie, looking off and smiling. He's standing in front of a double rainbow. The sky is cloudy.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What the fuck is this shit. We're just playing jazz with punctuation now?
An ad for a Spike Chunsoft game called "STEINS;GATE RE:BOOT"
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm married to a fucking Oracle.
Reddit post about Hank Green getting addicted to AI
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey, it's Horseradish, mostly armless. @zachsilberberg.bsky.social
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I fuckin' forgot about this fuckin' movie coming out....
Poster for the film, "Heart of the Beast" Starring Brad Pitt. It depicts him tatted up and owning a dog.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Happy Gabby Gotcha day to all who observe. Gabby love Dinger.
A black mouth cur dog laying on a brown couch, she's using the Colorado Rockies mascot, Dinger, as a pillow. Dinger is a plush purple triceratops in a baseball jersey with a baseball cap
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This shit was goated, I miss it every day 😔
Pepsi zero mango can
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We all start somewhere
A newly hatched Eliska. She's got her eyelash extensions and she's got a hopeful expression. The picture is of her face but you can see her dress color, it's a muted green. She has a satin bandana wrapped around her head, same color. the knot it as the top of her head. She's wearing glassesEliska circa 2024. She's got hair now, and it's long and brown! She's wearing makeup and is looking at the camera with a knowing look. SHe's wearing a cute cap sleeve top with a Able sisters print from Animal Crossing. The shirt is lavender and has the Able sisters all over it. She's holding a Mabel amiibo.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Me want the punani, see for make me nice....."
Screenshot of spotify. The song being shown is Strut by Steven Seagal
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
About once a month I think of this indie developer that tried to Babe Ruth it and created this menu in their first game, Book of Demons. Apparently, it's supposed to be the first game of 7. It came out in 2018 and the next "Book" game is still marked as "tba." Bold move, Cotton.....
Screen shot of the "Return 2 Games" splash page when first starting up the indie game "Book of Demons." It depicts 7 pedestals with an open book on one titled "Book of Demons." There's another pedestal with a transparent book that's closed. The rest of the pedestals are empty.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Move over White Boy Summer, there's a new sheriff in town: Fuck Eliška Up Emotionally at the Theater Summer
Supergirl posterArgos the dog from the Odyssey is laying down and being petted The Dog Stars movie poster
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
2 years ago today, we started our, totally not living in sin anymore, life together. I get to be goofy with this girl every fucking day and it's only gotten better.
two brides in full white wedding dresses, standing behind their wedding decorations, peeking out from behind, being cheeky.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kesha is so real for this. I used to collect kids teeth when I worked at a mental treatment facility for kids and ended up doing the tooth fairy duties for the little ones (I paid well). Had a real great collection and it was like the one thing I lost in my divorce. Still mad about that.
Screenshot of a headline from Reddit that reads "Kesha reflects on her unusual hobby of collecting teeth"
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lol I get so much out of this image.
A screenshot of the KUVO Jazz website showing information on their Sunday music block where they feature a lot of great hispanic artists from Colorado, Texas, New Mexico, and Mexico. They really LOVE Linda Ronstadt and play her multiple times during the 6 hour block.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Gary Morris, you have to stop. you chest too hair. your beard too hair. your hair too hair. they'll kill you.
Country artist Gary Morris on his Faded Blue Album. He's looking straight into the camera. he is one hairy motherfucker. The lighting isn't helping, it's very dark.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A school near my hometown has some of the most dogshit AI posters on their facebook:
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A school near where I grew up has some doozies.... Or should I say dookies... because of their school colors, everything is doo doo brown and ugly....
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
show me a picture that captures your essence
Eliska is dolled up with a LEGO flower crown, she's holding a lego bouquet. She's hiding behind a swath of white tulle extending out from a beautiful collection of flowers in Trans colors, they're attached to an arch.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Just want to make sure everyone is aware of the mid 2000's AB Quintanilla (Selena's brother) side project that was a fusion of Tejano and rap and visually ripped off ICP. Musically, it's excellent. Fun, lighthearted and silly. Big Circo, I highly recommend it.
8 dudes dressed up as cholo clowns, faces pained, wearing texas based sports gear.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wait, this is what Matthew Vines looks like? I'm supposed to listen to this dude's "Lights Camera Jackson" lookin' ass?
Matthew vines, he looks like a scrawny white pipsqueak.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My friend Dean made this last year for @j0siemostly.bsky.social and I. I forgot the context but it always makes me laugh.
A photoshopped album cover with the head of Geddy Lee from Rush. There's a plate of spaghetti behind him and it says bRUSHetta
spaGEDDY LEEnguine - Carb Load
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Name a film with a title that is a full sentence.
Dude where is my car?
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Eduardo Dinero - Llévame a Casa esta Noche
Picture is  black and white and it's Eddie Money, body facing to the side wearing a crisp suit, while he's turned looking at the camera with a cigarette in his hand, holding it about 6 inches from his face.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My friends both turned 33 and had a Hobbit Birthday for themselves. Everyone was encouraged to dress up as LoTR/Hobbit characters. There were tons of hobbits, an elf or two, and you know my ass had to be Shelob. Yes I had a working abdomen that dispensed web (yarn).
Eliska, dressed like a spider with 8 arms and 8 eyes, being warded off by a brown haired girl hobbit holding the phial of galadriel.Eliska, dressed like a spider with 8 arms and 8 eyes, being warded off by a brown haired girl hobbit holding the phial of galadriel.Eliska, dressed like a spider with 8 arms and 8 eyes, being warded off by a brown haired girl hobbit holding the phial of galadriel.picture of a nametag that says "Eliska she/lob"
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet
Little Gabby, standing at Torchy's waiting for chips. Gabby is a black mouth cur, she's looking at the camera and it looks like she's smiling! Her coat is brown but her face fur is black. She is cute.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Got a pack of crackers at Jason's Deli And ended up pulling The 2 of Seeds.
A hand is holding a pack of crackers along with another cracker. It's a multi seed flat cracker that looks like a playing card.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What's one thing that feels scummy and in bad taste but you don't care and will consume it with every fiber of your being? This is mine... Dan's been dead since 2009.
Screenshot of the playlist for un upcoming duet album featuring Dan Seals who has been dead for almost 20 years.... seems like a cash grab.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Patty Smyth is WAY better than Patty Smith. We're all in agreement on that right?! #EliskasDailyDogshitMusicOpinion
Picture of the Scandal album "The Warrior" It depicts patty smyth looking all punkish with a ghostly mirror of herself next to her.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Welp, I'm no longer gonna tell people that the "P" in "P. Terry's" stands for Piss. This fuckin rocks.
A Facebook post from P Terry's that says: "We have BIG news to share.

Starting today, P. Terry's is becoming employee-owned through an Employee Ownership Trust (EOT).

Patrick and Kathy Terry aren't going anywhere. This step helps ensure that the values they've built P. Terry's on, including taking care of people, serving quality food, and supporting our communities, continue for generations to come.

We're also excited to introduce a new profit-sharing program for employees with at least two years of tenure. Beginning this year, 5% of operating income will be distributed among eligible employees, with plans to increase that amount to as much as 20% over time.

From the beginning, we believed that taking care of people and building a great business weren’t competing ideas. This transition is the most honest expression of that belief we’ve ever made.

P. Terry’s has always belonged to the people who show up every day. 

Now, it’s official. "
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