Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sad Dog Summer movie 5: After Odyssey, Supergirl, End of Oak St. and The Dog Stars I needed a great dog-centric movie where the dog isn't in peril most of the movie... This was not it. Won't spoil the ending but I thoroughly enjoyed this one. If you love dogs and hate Brad Pitt, you'll love this. 010
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every hometown's got the ominous megastructure. What's yours? 1131
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Musical taste as soft as baby shit. Just like I like it. 000
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I look really fucking stoked, but this table full of apocalypse prepper food I saw at an estate sale today, really bummed me out. 290
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm never beating the "boner for a Hohner" allegations 061
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fuck, the dude that quit the rock band Kansas because they weren't Christian enough left and immediately made one of the best Christian rock albums of all time. It's fuckin' all bangers from top to bottom. 010
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026While Josie's been playing Resonant Evil behind me, I've been having a fucking blast with the new Total War WH3 legendary lord Nagash and his ridiculous "sphere grid" lookin' ass tech tree. I rarely pay for any game or DLC full price anymore but I've been salivating for this one. Behold it's glory: 020
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm pretty convinced that the Ship Of Theseus is made out of Oak specifically from Oak Ridge, where the Oak Ridge Boys get their name. I mean, look at this member timeline. 010
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fuck, I love my city so damn much. We truly are the epicenter of comedy and the wild west spirit: 021
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Got about a half second into this video until I realized it was made by and featuring a real trifecta of just the shittiest people you know in the Magic scene. 020
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Was walking through the grass near Pallet Town and I stumbled upon a rare Pokémon. 031
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Welp, end of an era. Can't keep my riding crop collection if I want to be a foster parent. 030
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Vinyl Confessions by Kansas is one of my favorite Christian rock albums that includes background vocals from Queen's Roger Taylor. 020
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 06/08/2026What the fuck is this shit. We're just playing jazz with punctuation now? 130
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Hey, it's Horseradish, mostly armless. @zachsilberberg.bsky.social 020
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I fuckin' forgot about this fuckin' movie coming out.... 111
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Happy Gabby Gotcha day to all who observe. Gabby love Dinger. 121
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 22/07/2026About once a month I think of this indie developer that tried to Babe Ruth it and created this menu in their first game, Book of Demons. Apparently, it's supposed to be the first game of 7. It came out in 2018 and the next "Book" game is still marked as "tba." Bold move, Cotton..... 040
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Move over White Boy Summer, there's a new sheriff in town: Fuck Eliška Up Emotionally at the Theater Summer 020
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 20/07/20262 years ago today, we started our, totally not living in sin anymore, life together. I get to be goofy with this girl every fucking day and it's only gotten better. 061
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Kesha is so real for this. I used to collect kids teeth when I worked at a mental treatment facility for kids and ended up doing the tooth fairy duties for the little ones (I paid well). Had a real great collection and it was like the one thing I lost in my divorce. Still mad about that. 020
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Gary Morris, you have to stop. you chest too hair. your beard too hair. your hair too hair. they'll kill you. 010
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/07/2026A school near my hometown has some of the most dogshit AI posters on their facebook: 020
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/07/2026A school near where I grew up has some doozies.... Or should I say dookies... because of their school colors, everything is doo doo brown and ugly.... 140
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Just want to make sure everyone is aware of the mid 2000's AB Quintanilla (Selena's brother) side project that was a fusion of Tejano and rap and visually ripped off ICP. Musically, it's excellent. Fun, lighthearted and silly. Big Circo, I highly recommend it. 010
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Wait, this is what Matthew Vines looks like? I'm supposed to listen to this dude's "Lights Camera Jackson" lookin' ass? 120
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My friend Dean made this last year for @j0siemostly.bsky.social and I. I forgot the context but it always makes me laugh. 121
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My friends both turned 33 and had a Hobbit Birthday for themselves. Everyone was encouraged to dress up as LoTR/Hobbit characters. There were tons of hobbits, an elf or two, and you know my ass had to be Shelob. Yes I had a working abdomen that dispensed web (yarn). 020
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet 141
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Got a pack of crackers at Jason's Deli And ended up pulling The 2 of Seeds. 071
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 12/06/2026What's one thing that feels scummy and in bad taste but you don't care and will consume it with every fiber of your being? This is mine... Dan's been dead since 2009. 000
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Patty Smyth is WAY better than Patty Smith. We're all in agreement on that right?! #EliskasDailyDogshitMusicOpinion 000
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Welp, I'm no longer gonna tell people that the "P" in "P. Terry's" stands for Piss. This fuckin rocks. 141