Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 16hJosie is leaving me home alone for 3 days. Worst case scenario it's a Home Alone situation. Best case scenario it's a Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets situation. 131
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fuck, the dude that quit the rock band Kansas because they weren't Christian enough left and immediately made one of the best Christian rock albums of all time. It's fuckin' all bangers from top to bottom. 010
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You KNOW Dr. Loomis was lobotomizing the queers while he was watching Michael Myers. 022
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is one of the best videos astro goblin has done so far 😂 youtu.be/hn-JsBboh2g?...youtu.beWe're opening for Ed Sheeran!YouTube video by astrogoblin 031
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It boggles my mind that no one in this thread mentioned "The Swan." Where homely women competed for a full slate of plastic surgeries. It is probably one of the most fucked up shows ever. To be honest, I do dream of winning the lottery so I can "The Swan" all of my trans friends. 041
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026While Josie's been playing Resonant Evil behind me, I've been having a fucking blast with the new Total War WH3 legendary lord Nagash and his ridiculous "sphere grid" lookin' ass tech tree. I rarely pay for any game or DLC full price anymore but I've been salivating for this one. Behold it's glory: 020
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love that Phoebe Bridgers gives Primetime the full Will Smith treatment including a song about the plot of the movie as the credits music.static.klipy.comPrimetime trailer GIFs of Robert Pattinson playing Chris HansenALT: Primetime trailer GIFs of Robert Pattinson playing Chris Hansen 041
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I never played Girl Control, should I play Boy Control? 020
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Never shaking those fascist allegations with her half assed Baroness cosplay. 041
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This happened to me during my first week of presenting femme at work... I guess I'm saying, don't transition in October.... 041
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mark Rober taking a break from teaching kids how cool it is to be a military contractor to show kids how cool it is to work in casino security 031
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've played Total War: Warhammer 1, 2 and 3. Now that Total War: Warhammer 40,000 is coming out, do I need to play the other 39,996? 220
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Looking for the best green chile restaurant is like looking for the best theater to watch WW84 021
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@nerfcrucifix.bsky.socialyoutu.beThin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town (Official Lyric Video)YouTube video by ThinLizzyVEVO 021
Reposted by EliškaMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6246841587
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If they can canonize that Italian boy who played Halo and Pokémon, they can throw a bone to the gay priest. 021
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My wife sent a bunch of VHS tapes to former co-workers, the Astrogoblin crew and they made probably one of the funniest videos of theirs to date: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dGO...youtube.comWow, this show sucks!YouTube video by astrogoblin 021
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026RIP Charlie Kirk. I see your beautiful face every time I close my eyes 😭 032
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm pretty convinced that the Ship Of Theseus is made out of Oak specifically from Oak Ridge, where the Oak Ridge Boys get their name. I mean, look at this member timeline. 010
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fuck, I love my city so damn much. We truly are the epicenter of comedy and the wild west spirit: 021
Reposted by EliškaFaye Fadem (Trust Fund Ozu) @trustfundozu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Zelda. Come tomorrow, you will be completely irrelevant. 061
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When a Country artist records a Tejano song: "fuck this shit, what the hell?" When a Tejano artist records a country song: literally better than anything the Beatles ever made. 020
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The other day I referred to Gamescom as "Das Keighleys" and it absolutely killed @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social In case you're wondering who has the best wife.static.klipy.comMiranda Cosgrove as Carly Shay: It's Me!ALT: Miranda Cosgrove as Carly Shay: It's Me! 021
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Y'all there's something coming out tomorrow and I'm SUPER EXCITED ABOUT IT!!! Watch this space 👀 041
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Name a better duo than Ozzy Osbourne and that kitchen island from the reality show. 031
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My extensive knowledge of mental health facility site visits has really done wonders for getting our long-standing apartment maintenance tickets. If it looks like a big-wig site visit, and sounds like a big wig site visit, pepper your door with "help us" notes listing all the open tix. It works~! 051
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Mon Rovia Tiny Desk, fuck yesssssss. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2eO...youtube.comMon Rovîa: Tiny Desk ConcertYouTube video by NPR Music 010
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Got about a half second into this video until I realized it was made by and featuring a real trifecta of just the shittiest people you know in the Magic scene. 020
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If they start a Denver chapter of tgirl baseball me and my wife won't play but we will be the biggest fans on day 1. We're making merch. We're cheering every game. 041
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Was walking through the grass near Pallet Town and I stumbled upon a rare Pokémon. 031
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The only GTA y'all need to be messin' with is Galatians, Thessalonians and Acts. 131
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Welp, end of an era. Can't keep my riding crop collection if I want to be a foster parent. 020
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There's a really fucked up Gina Carano Jump scare in this. I fuckin' forgot she was in this. 051
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Vinyl Confessions by Kansas is one of my favorite Christian rock albums that includes background vocals from Queen's Roger Taylor. 020
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Today more than any other day 💜 031
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Absolutely OBSESSED with the difference between Dolly's Rockstar album and Rockstar (Deluxe) 161
Reposted by EliškaJ0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I'm Beggin' the USA to get that dog out of the Whitehouse. #Resist #Freedom #SponsoredPost 022
Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Shoutout to @j0siemostly.bsky.social for locking us in for a Thursday the 17th Dunesday :D 120