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Eliška

@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social
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It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 45, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Háček gang

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 16h
Josie is leaving me home alone for 3 days. Worst case scenario it's a Home Alone situation. Best case scenario it's a Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets situation.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck, the dude that quit the rock band Kansas because they weren't Christian enough left and immediately made one of the best Christian rock albums of all time. It's fuckin' all bangers from top to bottom.
Screenshot of the spotify playlist for the John Elefante Album  "Windows of Heaven" from 1985.
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You KNOW Dr. Loomis was lobotomizing the queers while he was watching Michael Myers.
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is one of the best videos astro goblin has done so far 😂 youtu.be/hn-JsBboh2g?...
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We're opening for Ed Sheeran!
YouTube video by astrogoblin
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's back! The only DC in comics that I care about.
Screenshot of Captain America and the Winter Soldier. It depicts DC Pierson as the apple Genius guy.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It boggles my mind that no one in this thread mentioned "The Swan." Where homely women competed for a full slate of plastic surgeries. It is probably one of the most fucked up shows ever. To be honest, I do dream of winning the lottery so I can "The Swan" all of my trans friends.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
While Josie's been playing Resonant Evil behind me, I've been having a fucking blast with the new Total War WH3 legendary lord Nagash and his ridiculous "sphere grid" lookin' ass tech tree. I rarely pay for any game or DLC full price anymore but I've been salivating for this one. Behold it's glory:
picture of a tech tree in the shape of a pyramid, it's got over 200 nodes.
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love that Phoebe Bridgers gives Primetime the full Will Smith treatment including a song about the plot of the movie as the credits music.
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Primetime trailer GIFs of Robert Pattinson playing Chris Hansen
ALT: Primetime trailer GIFs of Robert Pattinson playing Chris Hansen
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I never played Girl Control, should I play Boy Control?
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never shaking those fascist allegations with her half assed Baroness cosplay.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This happened to me during my first week of presenting femme at work... I guess I'm saying, don't transition in October....
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mark Rober taking a break from teaching kids how cool it is to be a military contractor to show kids how cool it is to work in casino security
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've played Total War: Warhammer 1, 2 and 3. Now that Total War: Warhammer 40,000 is coming out, do I need to play the other 39,996?
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking for the best green chile restaurant is like looking for the best theater to watch WW84
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social
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Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ThinLizzyVEVO
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn, this sucks. 56...
Reddit post title saying "Duncan Sheik, Who Traded Pop Stardom for Broadway, Dies at 56."
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me when I reasignación
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hope fucking ripped. What a fun adventure!
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
DOGGY DAY AT WATERWORLD
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gabby had a great time 🥰
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If they can canonize that Italian boy who played Halo and Pokémon, they can throw a bone to the gay priest.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My wife sent a bunch of VHS tapes to former co-workers, the Astrogoblin crew and they made probably one of the funniest videos of theirs to date: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dGO...
youtube.com
Wow, this show sucks!
YouTube video by astrogoblin
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RIP Charlie Kirk. I see your beautiful face every time I close my eyes 😭
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm pretty convinced that the Ship Of Theseus is made out of Oak specifically from Oak Ridge, where the Oak Ridge Boys get their name. I mean, look at this member timeline.
An image of the personnel line-up of the vocal group, The Oak Ridge Boys. It depicts them being around since 1943 and they've had over 25 members and 43 album releases. I still cant believe they've been together since 1943, crazy.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck, I love my city so damn much. We truly are the epicenter of comedy and the wild west spirit:
Denver scheduling an aircraft low pass over a city center to remember 9/11.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So Hyped for tomorrow. Gabby do what nintendon't.
Picture of a cute black mouth cur dog laying in the greenest grass. She's smiling and looking in front of her.
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Faye Fadem (Trust Fund Ozu) @trustfundozu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Zelda. Come tomorrow, you will be completely irrelevant.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When a Country artist records a Tejano song: "fuck this shit, what the hell?" When a Tejano artist records a country song: literally better than anything the Beatles ever made.
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The other day I referred to Gamescom as "Das Keighleys" and it absolutely killed @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social In case you're wondering who has the best wife.
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Miranda Cosgrove as Carly Shay: It's Me!
ALT: Miranda Cosgrove as Carly Shay: It's Me!
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Y'all there's something coming out tomorrow and I'm SUPER EXCITED ABOUT IT!!! Watch this space 👀
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Name a better duo than Ozzy Osbourne and that kitchen island from the reality show.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My extensive knowledge of mental health facility site visits has really done wonders for getting our long-standing apartment maintenance tickets. If it looks like a big-wig site visit, and sounds like a big wig site visit, pepper your door with "help us" notes listing all the open tix. It works~!
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mon Rovia Tiny Desk, fuck yesssssss. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2eO...
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Mon Rovîa: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got about a half second into this video until I realized it was made by and featuring a real trifecta of just the shittiest people you know in the Magic scene.
video screenshot with the youtube title: 
I found a real, never-before-seen Magic: The Gathering card (ft. Jimmy Wong & PaymoneyWubby)
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If they start a Denver chapter of tgirl baseball me and my wife won't play but we will be the biggest fans on day 1. We're making merch. We're cheering every game.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Was walking through the grass near Pallet Town and I stumbled upon a rare Pokémon.
A black mouth cur dog named Gabby is sitting in tall grass, you can barely see her but she's smiling!
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is this anything?
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The only GTA y'all need to be messin' with is Galatians, Thessalonians and Acts.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welp, end of an era. Can't keep my riding crop collection if I want to be a foster parent.
2 riding crops of various sizes are propped up against the wall. There's a sign saying "Free to a good home... or a bad home" followed by the winking face emoji
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There's a really fucked up Gina Carano Jump scare in this. I fuckin' forgot she was in this.
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Vinyl Confessions by Kansas is one of my favorite Christian rock albums that includes background vocals from Queen's Roger Taylor.
Album cover for Vinyl Confessions by Kansas. It depicts a circular grid that looks like a vinyl record with a chair in the middle.
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today more than any other day 💜
Dolly Parton holding the Holy Moonlight Greatsword and saying

"You best start respectin trans folks pronouns darlin, or I'm gonna have to make your pronouns was/were"
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Absolutely OBSESSED with the difference between Dolly's Rockstar album and Rockstar (Deluxe)
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damn Disney, what the hell is this?
photo shop of the Chiefs logo over a picture of Little Hiawatha, the disney short that did not age well. He has an exposed bottom.
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, I'd like to see ol Gaius Baltar wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
*Gaius wriggles his way out of the jam easily
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm Beggin' the USA to get that dog out of the Whitehouse. #Resist #Freedom #SponsoredPost
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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Shoutout to @j0siemostly.bsky.social for locking us in for a Thursday the 17th Dunesday :D
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