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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

D&D team and Magic Studio X are unionizing! You can show support via the petition below.

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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026

Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.

Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dark day. Dolly is one of a few famous people I would have really liked to meet, just to briefly tell her how much I love her work and admire just... her whole deal.

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Dolly Parton on Instagram: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton."

1M likes, 83K comments - dollyparton on August 25, 2026: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton.".

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Graham checking out is a very pleasant surprise to end the evening with! I think I'll make time for a cocktail tomorrow to celebrate.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I fucking hate how useless public services are. Local schizophrenic homeless lady showed up extremely upset, requested I call nonemergency cops for her. My wife called the mental health crisis team because of her screaming (again, upset). Got her settled with some water to wait on my porch. 1/

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

My wife makes this cocktail that's vodka, cranberry juice, lemon juice, and pomegranate syrup (i hove no clue what the proportions are) & it's deliciously refreshing. She also only makes it in full size mason jars, so it will fuck you up quickly.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Today my mom retired. Commercial flowers are atrociously expensive, so yesterday we hit up Trader Joe's, spent $40 picking out flowers to fill this huge vase i got for free from a funeral years ago. Wife did the amazing 3ft tall arraignment, & we surprised Mom after work!

A 3 foot tall bouquet of purple, pink, and white flowers in a clear glass vase sitting on a wooden chest with runner.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Fuck i'm exhausted. Last night a couple of my ribs decided to wander from their usual places for no apparent reason. Spent most of today with intense pain, only able to breathe shallow (deep was stabbing pain & coughing). Chiro this afternoon helped, but all my torso meat is still very angry.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Just an excellent metaphor for art. This man is a treasure.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

My cat Baldur (who now rules my mom's house a few blocks away due to cat war that couldn't be resolved at my house) has been not eating enough for months and slowly getting too skinny. It's not life threatening yet, but getting close. Mind you, he does this periodically, just never this long. 1/

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I don't think there's a better way to summarize this situation, she's just right. And while I don't think it's required, her restraint & poise discussing these events is mind blowing.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

*wife & I watching a show with a hand-bell choir scene* Her: ooh I recognize that song too, not sure what from... Me: it's called Tubular Bells. It's from, uh, y'know... the one with the girl & the green puke. Her: yeah, but what's it called? Me: Possession? No that's not it. 1/?

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Finished the candy hearts my wife got me. These have to be the least cute fucking heart phrases I've ever seen. "Buy n bulk"? "Car pool"? Just depressing.

Candy hearts with lame phrases "share login", "car pool", "joint account", "buy in bulk", "split rent", "split bill" around a sad misshapen lump of candy-heart candy.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

It's darkly fun for me to look at these AI images to pick out all the fucked up shit in them. Sort of like those "Find the differences!" things from kid's menus, except I deeply despise that these AI images exist in the first place.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

OK, first bout of creative frenzy over. Next I'll try a close portrait sketch because.... that face is suboptimal.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

My D&D group all just rolled new characters. I've gotten so excited about mine (homebrew Sprite species, with eventual homebrew Oath of Protection paladin) that I dug out my old sketchbook to do a couple character drawings. Off to a good start, I think, considering I'm a rusty amateur.

Beginning stages sketch of a Sprite paladin in flight, with a shield and twig club.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Our cat Goblin is starting to feel his age in a way that only creates more foolishness. There's a 7ft tall bookshelf in my wife's office that he can still jump on top of, but he's not confident enough to get back down. So randomly he just starts screaming from the bookshelf & we have to rescue him.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

This is of limited value. I sorta did this in 2011, specifically because the GOP & repubs i knew seemed extra bonkers. For context i decided to follow all the prominent talk radio, FOX, etc. Didn't take long to see the propaganda & complete disconnect from reality then. No need to bathe in it now.

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Otter @oceanotter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 15/01/2026

when I say the smaller and more clever the better (no seriously click through, the process is documented with all the batty glory of some nerd’s kickass hyperfixation apple.news/AJFw_gLreSxq...

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"This Man Is A Hero": This Internet Is Losing It Over This Guy Who Trained Crows How To Attack MAGA Hats

Not all heroes wear capes.

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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.

SCREENSHOT SAYS:
heilsbergdvm 1d
Hubs and I don't have any children, and the Breeding Season Intern hasn't moved in yet.
Two of us. There are TWO adults in this house.
I have a service set for twelve people.
WHY ARE WE ALWAYS OUT OF BOWLS?!?!

heilsbergdvm 1d
I AM HORSE VET
PEOPLE OF THREADS I AM A HORSE VET

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Fondly remembering how when I was 3 I excitedly woke my parents up for Christmas @ 2 am, so then there had to be RULES for Christmas morning. 1: no touching gifts until parents arrive. 2: you may look at stockings, but not get them down or eat any candy until parents arrive. 1/?

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I may be weirdly petty, but I volunteered to make the mascot image for a corporate team competition event purely because I didn't want someone else using AI to do it. BLITZEN'S VIXENS will do just fine with some Clipart & ms paint, thank you.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Had to replace my car battery for the forst time in a decade, damn those have gotten expensive! Was able to zip out to Costco after work, swap the battery in the parking lot, & immediately turn in the old one. Also, good job 4-years-ago-me for buying a cheap metric socket set i almost never need!

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Just finished the Predator marathon my wife wanted to do. The vast majority were solid action movies with good to great writing & cinematography! Predator 2 is... aggressively 90's. AVP Requiem is a huge turd. Unfocused, shot so dark & edited so badly you can't SEE what's happening half the time.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Fucking hell. 10 inches of snow, and half of it is the wet, dense stuff. It's taken me an hour to do about a quarter of the total shoveling I have to do. Admittedly, I've hit the most difficult 100 sq ft (there's a part of my driveway where there's nowhere to PUT the stuff), so it gets easier.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Solidarity with your fellow workers! Don't buy anything from Starbucks.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

We were gifted a used litter robot 3 about 1.5 years ago. Despite a recurring bonnet error problem & some mystery litter leakage, it was still a huge improvement from multiple standard boxes. Since I got a modest windfall, we just upgraded to a 4. I'm immediately impressed with how quiet it is.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Wife didn't latch the front door so our cat Goblin escaped. We ran around the block hoping he hadn't gone far because it'd been less than an hour- no dice. So i settled on the porch to keep an eye out during my lunch. Lo & behold, 10 mins later I hear the dog 3 doors down going nuts. 1/

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

"Kaegan, you can't do this right now, there are demons." This fantastic sentance brought to you my wife trying play Diablo 4, but Kaegan keeps rubbing her face on the controller and firing off random abilities.

Black & white cat on a lap, rubbing her face on the controller a woman is trying use to play Diablo 4.

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Ancient Congressman: so it said, "notices, bulges, oh double-u oh-" Patel: sir, it was actually "notices bulge, oh-woh" AC: what's an oh-woh? P: it's a face, sir AC: a face? P: the Os are wide eyes AC: why is the mouth a W? P: I believe it's a dog, sir, or maybe a cat AC: and the bulge?

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

There's a 127 yr old Dutch bakery almost an hour away from me. Since I was little, my family would go once a year to acquire an excessive amount of glorious almond pastries to enjoy over a few days. Once us kids moved out, it was really hard to coordinate this trip- a new tradition was needed. 1/

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Mmmmmmm! Homemade margaritas with fresh lime and cointreau, just because it sounded good. I do not deserve my beautiful, talented wife. I'm so spoiled!

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Deliriously bad AI slop restaurant site, but OP's alt-text alone is worth a glance.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

"Here is Chicken Jockey from Minnesota!" Goddamn this is joyous.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

My DM wife requested i stat up some kobold mobsters and a rampaging slot machine encounter for D&D tomorrow. Think I hit a good balance of buff/debuff randomness that won't be a headache to run! She might not like that spinning the slots are a free object action, but the debuffs offset action econ.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

My wife was excitedly harvesting the first big round of garden tomatoes this morning, carefully placing them at the edge of the raised bed behind her. Only to turn around and discover that Phineas had already helped himself to the biggest, prettiest Purple Cherokee.

The top of a beautiful, underripe Purple Cherokee tomato 5 to 6 inches in diameter.

The bottom of a beautiful, underripe Purple Cherokee tomato 5 to 6 inches in diameter, half eaten by a dog.

A blue merle sheltie wearing an "I steal tomatoes" sign. Because he's an unrepentant tomato thief.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I love my neighborhood so much sometimes. Yesterday I was on my porch when a pack of six 7-10 year-olds lead by a girl with a snow shovel stop in front on my yard. Leader: Hey mister! Me: Hey, kids, what's up? Leader: Can we pick up trash in your yard for a few hours? 1/?

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

A couple adolescent raccoons visited while I was on the porch tonight. Probably only about 16in long nose-to-tail. The other one was way more adept at dodging my camera.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Cleaned my keyboard tonight! While it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be after 10 years, I have no clue what I eat that creates such vibrantly orange crumbs.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I've been workshopping a Sisyphus joke too, but it's an uphill battle.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

This is the most pissbaby shit I have seen in a minute. This album wasn't my fave thing Beyonce's ever done, but it was more interesting than anything mainstream bro country has done for 23 years.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

*watching Maverick with my wife* Me: You know, Gibson reminds me of when I first grew out longer sideburns. Her: At least his are even. Me: *shocked pearl clutching* Pain! I am wounded! Her: *cackling*

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I think the MAHA right rejects the fact pregnancy is a high risk condition for 3 reasons: -it undermines eugenics & the idea that health problems are moral failings -it supports that birth control & abortion are healthcare -it makes the cruelty of forced birth more obvious

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Fuck I can't get comfortable to sleep. Left butt cheek, right knee, and (surprise latecomer) right ankle are all pissed from the stairs incident.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Slipped going down the last couple stairs in my house. Probably jammed knee and definitely bruised ass cheek. Just when my arm was finally healing from shoveling, dammit.

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