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Lawful Irritated

@nerdcool.bsky.social
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Midwestern D&D & World of Warcraft enthusiast, Exasperated cat dad. I know just enough about most things to be dangerous, but not *good*.

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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Today my mom retired. Commercial flowers are atrociously expensive, so yesterday we hit up Trader Joe's, spent $40 picking out flowers to fill this huge vase i got for free from a funeral years ago. Wife did the amazing 3ft tall arraignment, & we surprised Mom after work!
A 3 foot tall bouquet of purple, pink, and white flowers in a clear glass vase sitting on a wooden chest with runner.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Finished the candy hearts my wife got me. These have to be the least cute fucking heart phrases I've ever seen. "Buy n bulk"? "Car pool"? Just depressing.
Candy hearts with lame phrases "share login", "car pool", "joint account", "buy in bulk", "split rent", "split bill" around a sad misshapen lump of candy-heart candy.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
OK, first bout of creative frenzy over. Next I'll try a close portrait sketch because.... that face is suboptimal.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My D&D group all just rolled new characters. I've gotten so excited about mine (homebrew Sprite species, with eventual homebrew Oath of Protection paladin) that I dug out my old sketchbook to do a couple character drawings. Off to a good start, I think, considering I'm a rusty amateur.
Beginning stages sketch of a Sprite paladin in flight, with a shield and twig club.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
From digging, eating the produce, or both? Our sheltie LOVES vegetables, but only figured out he could reach things on his hind legs the last month of the growing season in order to eat my wife's singular successful green pepper. Then he started snagging tomatos.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
It's so great, but these are my 2 faves!
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
"Kaegan, you can't do this right now, there are demons." This fantastic sentance brought to you my wife trying play Diablo 4, but Kaegan keeps rubbing her face on the controller and firing off random abilities.
Black & white cat on a lap, rubbing her face on the controller a woman is trying use to play Diablo 4.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I know it's wrong, but I want the answer to be Akio Car (Utena).
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
... how is your dog doing such a good impression of Mama Fratelli?
Mama Fratelli, from the film The Goonies, pointing a gun.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I added my sister's VERY long-time best friend & wife of one of my longest friends to the Compact. (My buddy's missing out since he's out of the country ATM) They've been family, but it feels more official somehow. Also, i've created more possible vectors for pastries.
Two text messages.
Attention: you have been added to the *redacted* family Jaarsma alert system.
*redacted* and I are going to jaarsma this Saturday. If you want us to get anything on your behalf, get me your order before saturday
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My wife was excitedly harvesting the first big round of garden tomatoes this morning, carefully placing them at the edge of the raised bed behind her. Only to turn around and discover that Phineas had already helped himself to the biggest, prettiest Purple Cherokee.
The top of a beautiful, underripe Purple Cherokee tomato 5 to 6 inches in diameter. The bottom of a beautiful, underripe Purple Cherokee tomato 5 to 6 inches in diameter, half eaten by a dog.A blue merle sheltie wearing an "I steal tomatoes" sign. Because he's an unrepentant tomato thief.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
A couple adolescent raccoons visited while I was on the porch tonight. Probably only about 16in long nose-to-tail. The other one was way more adept at dodging my camera.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Ok, it may not look like it, but this is a big deal. Kaegan (tuxedo) is elderly, has always been anxious, & averse to climbing anything taller than 3ft. Goblin (void) is very dominant & territorial. So them snuggled together on the 5ft high cat shelves above my desk is a minor miracle.
Tuxedo cat and all black cat sleeping cuddled on a shelf.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Is... is this a threat?
A fortune cookie fortune states "You will soon be the center of attention."
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Phineas: blue merle sheltie, fresh from hernia repair surgery on Friday (thus the onesie to prevent messing with stitches) Kaegan: our old lady tuxedo cat, who wants pets now. Goblin: our black cat. Everything the light touches is his, including your arms.
Phineas, a grey/white/black sheltie with a brown face, wearing a gray onesie with a bandage on his foreleg, sitting on a patterned rugFemale tuxedo cat on a desk, reaching toward the photographer.Black cat sitting on the photographer's left arm while at a computer keyboard.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
So cute! Our was a barn kitten until we took him home @ 6ish months. So he's officially a mutt, but he's got some strong Bombay traits.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This was a thing! My family had 2.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Fuck sakes, I did more vigorous off-roading in my 91 dodge shadow as a teen.
Denim blue 4 door 1991 Dodge Shadow parked in a parking lot.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Hopefully skirt was undamaged too? Might be time to rock a bustle or skirt elevators! Bring back some of that 1890's aesthetic.
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Lawful Irritated @nerdcool.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
My mom saw this and is ready to fight.
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