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Image is an Eric Davis figurine in a State College cafe. I write stuff at www.glyphstory.com

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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wandered into a Final Fantasy game. Pray for me and @taralncognita.bsky.social, we may not be the heros.
Poster with a dragon and food, reading Cid Night Market
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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cat @computer.garden · 07/09/2026
this viscerally reminded me of the Plagwitz Ice Cream Golem whom i narrowly escaped with my life some many years ago
statue of a wretched ice cream cone with arms and legs and a face eating a smaller ice cream cone, a kind of saturn eating his son
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Zeppelins are plane kaiju.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Described this to @taralncognita.bsky.social, who dropped "the rotary is the toxic ex-bf of car engines" on me. You can't fix him girl. www.carscoops.com/2026/08/mazd...
carscoops.com
Mazda's New Rotary Patent Tackles The Problem That Killed The Old One | Carscoops
A fresh US patent filing takes on the exact emissions weakness that has kept Mazda's rotary revival stuck on concept-car stages
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every time you disagree with me you are personally discounting aviation of all forms.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Academic equivalent: "recent work" != "came out since I was in grad school" anymore.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Dr. and Mrs. Trash Monster
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Celebrated Jumping Housewives of Calaveras County
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler m.youtube.com/watch?v=ysUj...
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Hurra Torpedo - Total Eclipse Of The Heart (live)
YouTube video by frozentoast
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 09/07/2026
Doesn't matter. Mars will remain silent, and no local noise *he* ever creates will break that ancient peace. Sad, small, inadequate men have broken themselves a hundred times before in the past, seeking to become the equal of myths whose power they can never approach... because they have no hearts.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You can only be laconic if you're from the Laconia region of Greece, otherwise EU PDO rules mandate that you label yourself "sparkling rude".
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Regardless of the politics, losing a key player in a knockout tourney to a borderline call makes the game worse. I say this not merely as an American, but as a Draymond Green superfan.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just reading about some guys. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
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William Henry Harrison - Wikipedia
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Bobby Bonilla day, to all those that celebrate! www.glyphstory.com/2019/09/11/b...
glyphstory.com
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Chat, is this funnier if the painting was of the Roman goddess of love arising from a giant toilet? Sound off in the replies!
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Tara @taralncognita.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is probably not necessary to tell sober people and unlikely to have any impact on drunk people, but this is NOT a good or safe place for swimming.
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Sean Skunk-Cabbage (Chou-Puant) ⚓ @moldybasil.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Inventing The One Ring and then just waving it around the kids until they all turn into Golum
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Every president has secretly been named Eric, except for JFK, which is why the aliens killed him.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
aka Me and The Boys
Photo of text reading 4 Super Gassers
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
as part of the phase-out of pennies, there's a buyback program where, if you throw your old pennies at any law enforcement officer, they will react to you with violence
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If a Florentine Renaissance artist had painted a toilet arising from a giant clam, his name would be Sandro Pottycelli.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
MLB City Connects that should happen (1/?): Tigers blaze orange, with the Olde English D opened up and in Mossy Oak on the cap. Team name in Mossy Oak on the jersey. A cap variant with earflaps would go hard. Twins or Brewers could also do it, but the color works better for the Cats.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
How often does he internally refer to himself as "first US Pope"? "First US Pope made himself a decent frittata this morning," Leo (née Bob) mumbled.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
What if real life was just Murder on the Orient Express with the serial numbers filed off?
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
If you unwrap a fortune cookie, and accidentally drop it in the garbage, that's not a bad omen, is it?
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
AU: The CIA forcefemmes Fidel Castro and she plays in the AAGPBL
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My local grocery started carrying plantains. So I need to consistently buy them so they keep doing this, whether I want to make maduros or not. This won't be a tough lift, because I always want to make maduros.
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Conrail Twitty @grenadine.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Maybe I should mail my valentines from the mailbox by Marvin Gaye’s house. I feel like that would grant them some extra power
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
THE Uni State Ohioversity
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Rich Guys: If you're going to buy something expensive then neglect it, may I suggest a nice NL Central team? Having an owner that cares for a little while would be cool, and even if you forget about them, you won't be worse for the Pirates than Bob Nutting.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Sometimes you gotta re-read Gerald Bull's Wikipedia page as a memento mori. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_...
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Gerald Bull - Wikipedia
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Chinatown in DC is odd, because it abuts the Capitals' arena, meaning you get Fuddruckers With Chinese Characteristics.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I messed up and my bread is a frog.
A weird, sad bread that looks like a frog.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Cletos, greek god of the crick
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Intrusive thought: Vegan Rumspringa
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
november 1 baybeee youtu.be/ZE4shVkwqIk?...
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Radiohead - Creep But It's All I Want For Christmas Is You By Mariah Carey
YouTube video by William Maranci Mashups
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Guess we're here now.
Vertically stacked image sequence of Gimli and Legolas at Helm's Deep.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
When a colleague asks if your wife has finished her origami stellated truncated icosahedron, the true Wife Guy move is to respond, "Yes," and then insist, "she got that dog in her."
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Handshake meme. Left arm: Digital Underground. Right arm: The Mariners. Clasped hands: "Do it for Hump!"
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
saying that charlie brown had "hoes" is like saying that temple of aphrodite at corinth had "hoes". what was happening there was within its own cultural context, and we should be careful about describing it in modern language
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
...and in one old nest on the edge of Anduin River, a set of tiny bones, and a Ring that radiated a terrible power...
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
[roar whispering] we lay our scene in fair veROWna. (yeah) Where there are two HOUSEs....alike in dignity (yeah) [slow crescendo] from ancient and GRUDGE break (yeah) to NEW MUTINY...
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Eat something that's been at armpit temperature for a month, and you too will go to Shelob's Lair.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"Born in 1979, high school debater, CS major, management consultant, blogfluencer" is a vibe whose consistency belies its apparent eclecticism. That vibe is, "Type-A, but domain knowledge is for suckers."
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
🧽 🦀 🧽 "Heard you were talking shit."
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
[AOC, from a throne of skulls] Release our dampest himbos.
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Le Macho Homme Randy Sauvage
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
"He could be the Versa from the Outer World! The Nissan-al-Gaïb!"
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N=1 @nequals1.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
MLB needs to just say that every manager is a player-manager if you got the stones to try it.
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