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If you can't summon fire directly from Hell, storebought is fine. | A poorly put together IKEA cabinet 🩼 | (they/他/她) | 🇨🇦 This is your only warning for unthinkingly clicking on my adult content reposts.

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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 16h
Good for Sean. Top trolling.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 19h
Joke's on him I think he's hot
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 19h
If you don't pick somebody up.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
www.oglaf.com/calculus/
Comic strip!
panel 1
a woman  shouts "don't you see! Sex isn't sexy"

panel 2
a second woman says "what?"
the first woman replies "Like red isn't reddish"
They're in a marketplace but that really isn't relevant to the comic.
for the next three panels the exchange goes like this-
"sex isn't like sex- it IS sex. So Don't try to be sexy during sex - that's backward! Sexy is whatever you do while you're fucking"
Second woman replies "Why are you telling me this?"
In the next panel the women are fucking.
First woman also holds up a board for the second woman to use a ruler and compass on. Doing some kind of math perhaps.

next panel, the women are post-coital.
second woman- "so what? You're trying to make math sexy?"
first woman- "No! I'm trying to make sex mathy!"

next panel we see a curvaceous woman with graphs overlaid on her curves. There isn't enough resolution to tell whether the math is accurate.

next panel we see some people gawping at math lady's butt.
final panel one of the gawpers says "Is anyone else suddenly excited by algebra?"
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 19h
100% orange
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3456 goes a-courtin'
Two bunnies are in a rowboat on a small pond, flanked by leaves overhead. One bunny rows the boat, while the other serenades with a small guitar.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fun fact: Dave Foley was so naturally good at acting in drag, straight members of the crew would eagerly ask him "Hey, you gonna play that redhead tonight??" The old, problematic 'cross-dressing man is funny' trope completely stopped working because Dave Foley was just too good at it
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 22h
Look it's a little guy
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
オーカミ
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 22h
If you want to hear them, I'll take them to Discord so we're not limited to 300 characters at a time.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 22h
I mean I've got thoughts but I didn't want to step on your toes 😂 The palace still needs to get built first.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 23h
Maybe this isn't a history. Maybe it's a prophecy. One of those prophecies the oppressed only half-believe is a prophecy because maybe their grandparents just made it up as a wish.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 23h
The Lion and the Hunter were promised the fruits of peaceful labour and yet they see that not only does the erstwhile servant enjoy many more fruits than they do, but also still enjoys the violence they once did. Then the Hunter shoots him and the Lion eats him and the palace is consumed by the land
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 23h
It seems to me like there's something there with the Lion and Leostav's name being what it is. What if he was once a servant of the Lion?
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 23h
If you were small like her you'd have a couch have you ever thought of that
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👻 oct-BOO-cryptid 🎃 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Person talking on a Garfield phone. It looks like the 80s. They say "go to hell" and place the handset back. The Garfield phone has a smug, self satisfied expression.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lol big mood
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Doktor Malefic🔞 @doktormalefic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
💚"Ovelia's Witch Ass"🧙‍♀️| #OC My OC Ovelia is sharing her fatass for Spooktober
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 11/10/2026
little yokai 👻 #art
illustration of some japanese yokai, featured are kappa, tanuki, nekomata, and kitsune
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Amaan wrote 'Monsters Ate My Homework' @amaanhk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In case you might miss it - New Delhi, India’s capital, has been locked down, journalists, students, lawyers, activists are being detained, people are being house arrested, detained from INSIDE an airplane, AI cameras are tracking protestors; all because SOMEONE is scared of accountability.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lil guy
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Loads of homeless people have jobs. It's madness.
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Logan / Tachyon @tachyonart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nautiloid spearfisher
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The yellow heart emoji ⟨💛⟩ is mistakenly displayed as a pink "hairy heart" ⟨a pink heart symbol with marks representing short hair.⟩ in Google's Android 4.4 mobile operating system (released 2013) because Google's emoji art team misinterpreted the dots in Unicode's black-and-white reference images ⟨Heart symbol with dots.⟩ as being hair stubble. In reality, the dotted pattern is simply used as a colorless way to represent the color yellow (in accordance with heraldic hatching).
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Maybe Miri @mirimiri9999.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Superman was created at the height of the great depression and with a rising tide of antisemitism by two Jews. He focused on fighting injustice and social justice. We could use that sort of Superman again.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm watching classic Doctor Who and I've only had Peter Davison for one (1) story and he's become my new favourite Doctor. No wonder @georgiatennant.bsky.social is the way she is.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 07/10/2026
According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.
Margaret Hamilton, but the famous 1969 photo that inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison is in the quoted post.
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Phantom Tollbooth — Chuck Jones (producer & co-director), 1970
A cel from an animated film showing a boy named Milo standing in front of a booth that says "Words for Sale." 
The Man inside the booth  says 
"You, young man! How about a nice bag full of pronouns?"
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In a way, yes, and that threshold is definitely not the Norwegian wealth tax. However, they're also spitting mad any time the government wants any of their money on principle, so if they're the kind of person who's going to leave, they'd leave for even the amount of the Mass. tax increase.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why don't you ask yourself that question based on what you said earlier? Again, no, it's not different.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know the guy who's spending $100mil of his own money right now on ads to avoid several billion in corporate (not personal) taxes? An increase like Norway did would still be less than the proportion of wealth that guy's spending on those ads. They still wouldn't notice.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People don't care what other people who live on the other side of the country pay. They only care if they're paying more or less than they themselves did before. If they cared what people in other states paid, they'd already have moved to the cheapest one. So, no, it's not different.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're fundamentally misanthropists.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Those jokes never end up being jokes. I don't need to know.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, that does explain the slew of new release casual games I've seen in the last couple of years with 2-star reviews all complaining that they're buggy as hell.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bud, if those are supposed to be jokes, I'm sorry to tell you but the calculated result is that they aren't.
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RDS (formerly shawphd) @rds773.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
And you are teaching the baby that you care for them, that they deserve your time and attention, that you enjoy their company, that they are a person and not a series of tedious tasks and obligations
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/10/2026
If you have ever read a book to a baby, you will realize it's not a linear experience. The baby wants to turn pages backward, wants to ask questions (if they're old enough), wants to examine the pages and get really excited if they can say "bear!" even if the word "bear!" is not on the page.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol it's cute that you still think that
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah, a future no-contact parent.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The important bit: "Voters can ensure their ballots get a postmark when they mail them by delivering it to a post office in person and asking a postal employee to postmark it."
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, my cat's solution to this is to bonk the door as hard as he can with his thick skull and I'm gonna be honest, it seems to work out for him.
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Dark Violet @darkviolet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like every furry has that half-constructed contingency plan for what to do if you wake up as your fursona.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's exactly how that weird smudgy "noise" that looked like poop in early AI-generated images would sound if it were audio.
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Bando @bandobear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I try my best to explain how to tell is a song is AI lmao
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Alix @capefoxalix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A little Uchchaihshravas (seven heads is so much to fit in the square format T___T) #mythology #hindumythology #ttrpg
A blue-white seven headed horse named Uchchaihshravas that belongs to Indra from Hindu Mythology, depicted within a square shape on a peach background.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God, look at him. So serious.
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should've been a cat @nepenthe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WWE-ass outfit
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