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Neil Graham

@neilrg.bsky.social
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 2h
I must go down to the shore again To the lonely sea and sky I left my shoes and socks there I wonder if they're dry Spike Milligan
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 14h
I've heard 'Dibble" used as a slang term for the police. Admittedly, not for a while.
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Hollybush Railway @hollybushrailway.bsky.social · 20h
I'd enjoy the BBC's railway programmes more if they weren't presented by Michael Portillo cosplaying as Alan Partridge
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like the ongoing existence of Musk has done much to undermine the entire Bond franchise.
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Brian Wernham C.Eng. @brianwernham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why? Because people haven't got call screening turned on Turn it on It works
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, it's one, for the money Two, for the show..
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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was in a bar when a waitress shouted "ANYONE KNOW CPR?" I said "Yes - I know the whole alphabet!" Everyone laughed! Well except this one bloke....
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went for a ride in a rocket yesterday.
The view from the first carriage behind Stephenson's Rocket, steaming past Shildon Railway Museum.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Anyone else think that picture was a bit sussss.. 👀 😅
YouTube video by Pat Smith
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watts Moses House, just up from your viewpoint.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For a glorious time, this was pretty much the view from my office window.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
These industrious little guys have been living with me this summer. Can anyone tell me a bit more about them? @thebeeguy.bsky.social
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We used to get caramel wafers in our ration packs. Uk forces are probably about 100k plus reserves.
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Rebecka är ingen rörhöna 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♾🌱 @rebecka.co.uk · 04/08/2026
Came home to find my bike has been stolen, so if anyone sees a black Honda NC750X number plate KE71 ONA then please tell the police. #motosky
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thank you, the newsletter from @thefence.bsky.social, for this splendid thing
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Tour de France - Drinking Raids - When the riders used to stop at cafes and take what they wanted.
YouTube video by Purple Goose
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Motorists of blue-sky, if you're thinking that your aircon is struggling with the heat and needs a regas, try changing the cabin filter. Mine was about £9.
An old and dirty cabin filter for a car alongside the clean,  new replacement. A new and unused vehicle cabin filter on a digital scale. It weighs 75g.The old and dirty vehicle cabin filter on a digital scale. It weighs 278g.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bon voyage!
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I had one for a while and toured on it. It was a pretty decent bike although the sit up riding position and the seat gave a bit of arse ache. Only problem I encountered was a dodgy side stand switch (I think,)that stopped it starting one time.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
That's lovely, I see the ghost of Indian Larry looking on with a big smile.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mine also loves it. He'll sit and stare at me intently, then when I look at him, he'll slowly move his stare to the treat shelf.
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sure you've got your Count Binface, but when it comes to eccentric British candidates, retired Royal Navy officer Bill Boaks was a force to contend with. By all accounts Boaks was a terrible campaigner, but his single-minded dedication to the cause of road safety was a force to be reckoned with. 🧵
Photo of a man posing on a bicycle contained inside a box with street safety posters displayed on it.

Photo by Julian Brown, 1979,
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In Hartlepool, we elected as mayor, a football mascot who dressed as a monkey. In office he appeared as normal and actually did a pretty decent job. So much so, that he was re-elected after his first term. The position was abolished/abandoned during this term.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
An old man and his old dog paddling an inflatable kayak on the river Tees on a summer day.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Took the old hound for a paddle, he's 13 next month.
An elderly and small lurcher in an inflatable kayak.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I used to buy my grandfather a clay pipe every Christmas. It was his garden pipe and lived in the greenhouse. He was a keen and effective garderner and by October, the clay would be brittle and break. And he would have an excuse to return indoors.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I remember watching an episode of Out of Town where Jack Hargreaves adopted a mule. It kept being 'sold' because it was so 'shouty. '
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
On any objective view, I sleep in his 'big' bed.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My dog sleeps in my bed more hours than I do.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The timing is noteworthy. As Burnham looks at the list of ineffective ministers.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Man, I remember having to hire one of those for a particular and unusual job.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That's a beast of a motorwind, 7fps?
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
For a moment I thought 80/20 was the gauge. That should get the callous' alright!
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm sure I've seen a photo of him wearing a MCC tie.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The man was an absolute gentleman. Fully aware of the obligations his fame conferred, he was friendly, businesslike and helpful.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
As a young photographer, I was sent to photograph him arriving at Northolt in his private jet. The car sent to collect him was a chauffeur driven Aston Martin with the reg AML1 because it belonged to the chairman. The jet had a go faster stripe in Royal Stewart tartan.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Now, before we formally select you as a Reform candidate, is there anything else we should know?” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
No bother mate, I like cycling and art. I'll appreciate your contribution to my social media experience.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Steve Harris left disappointed.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Indiana Jones: You Have Chosen, Wisely
ALT: Indiana Jones: You Have Chosen, Wisely
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I knew a guy who had one and reckoned it to be, the finest motorcycle ever made!
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I suppose you could cry if you want to.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hopefully, it will give an authentic vibe.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@weratedogs.com
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I suppose being a Stonefish, evolved to impersonate a stone, the sense of ennui goes with the job.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What do you call a half Iranian, half Russian Fireman? Amir Panikova 😂 Credit: Rob Auton
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hey @ttracesofficial.bsky.social still no posts! I'm feeling somewhat neglected.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ooh, that's lovely.
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
youtube.com/@texasbluesa...
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Texas Blues Alley
Since 2007, Anthony Stauffer has been teaching Texas Blues guitar to aspiring guitar slingers around the world. YouTube is home to his 300+ free lessons, as well as gear related videos. His site, Texa...
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Neil Graham @neilrg.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Wow, that's pretty cool. And 10 years before Les Paul invented it!
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