greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 7hPeggy and Max are my emotional support internet dogs and they give me such joy. 😭❤️ @karenho.bsky.social 110
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'd counter with How I Met Your Mother. The end of that show was so universally reviled we memory-holed the whole show. 000
Reposted by greensponreadsNational Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree. 291816452
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have no more Rao's marinara. 😭😭😭static.klipy.comKate McKinnon as Laura Ingraham: It's a DisasterAlt: Kate McKinnon as Laura Ingraham: It's a Disaster 010
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AUTOWAR.COM?? ...That's quite enough internet for me today. 010
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's Triple F*!!! *Finally Fucking Friday 010
Reposted by greensponreads"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh, that and "AI is an absolute disaster in the field of education, just a giant screaming comet descending from the heavens making all educational contexts less efficient and more time and labor intensive for a given amount of learning." 947948
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I used to have major food allergies (grew out of most by mid-twenties) and my daughters both have the same allergies. Food was/is hard. I have two friends that consistently think about and make safe foods for my girls. It means so, so much to me. I'm not surprised he remembers. ❤️ 000
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026For realz!!! Why do we keep trying to settle for such a mediocre (sometimes actively bad) white man! 020
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NEWSOM IS VERY MUCH NOT WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE. STOP THINKING HE COULD BE. 221
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Okay, but, no one really writes the same way she does anymore (yes, she's mostly inimitable but) so I can believe it? Everyone these days has such terrible vocabulary and simple syntax. 110
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A coworker told me that he had a college friend who voted for both parties interchangeably because, "at the end of the day, they're all the same to me." And yes, they both were. 🫠 010
Reposted by greensponreadsDilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️ 159167344687
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Prince drinks original, which is grapefruit, which I don't even like but somehow enjoy in frescastatic.klipy.comPrince's Iconic Side EyeALT: Prince's Iconic Side Eye 020
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The unique horror of living in the DC area with its three huge airports and having to triple check that you don't show up at the wrong airport. (we paid for parking at the wrong fucking airport but could've been worse) 010
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Everyday I find out the name of a new billionaire and everyday I find out a new billionaire is evil. I wonder if these two things are related. 🤔😑 020
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Be prepared to see a lot more of your nieces then, lol 000
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me: already anxious and drowning in schoolwork at the start of the fourth week of school Also me: what if I got another Master's degree in Educational Equity?? 120
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I totally get it! It's why I don't understand why it's become a neurodivergent 'tell' - it's so common! 020
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sat outside while my daughter was at art class and had a lovely snack! The mosquitoes enjoyed one, too. 121
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the 'neurodivergent spoon preferences' thing confuses me because there are already different spoons for different foods?? Soup spoons and dessert spoons already exist? I use the big spoon for soup and a little spoon for ice cream. Or maybe Emily Post was just autistic. 😂 220
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My mom always said, "leave a quarter!" and several of our guest actually would, because we have weird and awesome friends. 050
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Carrot cake counts as eating vegetable, right 130
Reposted by greensponreadsAnni Jyn @annijyn.com · 31/08/2026i will never hate you for loving pumpkin spice anything because im an adult that knows we have to get our joy wherever we can 522739
Reposted by greensponreadsElon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026the anti-bike helmet discourse is, to me, insane, and I expect would still feel that way even had I not had my life saved by a helmet at least once. 543121
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I take it you're not a Mr. Darcy fan, then. 😂static.klipy.comMatthew Macfadyen as Mr. Darcy: Forgive MeAlt: Matthew Macfadyen as Mr. Darcy: Forgive Me 220
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comWoman Says 'Go Feel Shame'Alt: Jane Lynch from Glee Says 'Go Feel Shame' 020
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"This a 'bro' free household!!" - a sentence I just said to my 7 and 9yo daughters. 🫠🥴 160
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026"I stole a loaf of bread"static.klipy.comNew Girl Schmidt Threatens Les Mis Sing-AlongAlt: New Girl Schmidt Threatens Les Mis Sing-Along 010
Reposted by greensponreadscarly rae jesse @mutablesoul.bsky.social · 21/08/2026good bread with a fuck ton of butter is one of life’s greatest pleasures 1222201133
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Teachers at 8pm during preservice week after two months of sleeping in and not using their brain:static.klipy.comTom And Jerry Tom: BedtimeAlt: Tom And Jerry Tom: Bedtime 030
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I just saw this (again) in July! I got the tote bag printed with it too. 🥰 010
Reposted by greensponreadsDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If I ever catch anyone filming me with Meta glasses I will very excitedly ask them if I can look at them, I'll try them on, and then I'll drop them accidentally and step on them, I am so clumsy! I bet all of you are equally clumsy. 253086
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Petition to have all English teachers start using "commas and periods," instead of "nuts and bolts" when telling students classroom expectations. 000
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I just realized that joke might not land the way I wanted 😂 030
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Bahaha. I just love how oranges apparently don't exist. 🍊😂 240
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hi, I'm a nut. And a fish. And an egg. And a glass of milk. (food allergies are fun!! 😂) 020
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There's "fast" and "slow" readers and then there is the added variable of the cognitive load of what's being read. I'm always fascinated by how fast I will read fiction vs nonfiction, then even 'novels' vs genre fiction. And then how much I retain later about content! Reading speed isn't equal! 030
Reposted by greensponreadsPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy 1486568703
Reposted by greensponreadsMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/08/2026No matter what's going on in your life, just remember there's some form of potato that can make it better. 77997117
greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comJohn Leguizamo as Tybalt in Romeo + JulietAlt: John Leguizamo as Tybalt in Romeo + Juliet 000