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I'm drinking coffee somewhere. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. "With fingernails that shine like justice." 🩷💜💙

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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 7h
Peggy and Max are my emotional support internet dogs and they give me such joy. 😭❤️ @karenho.bsky.social
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'd counter with How I Met Your Mother. The end of that show was so universally reviled we memory-holed the whole show.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grocery bill jump scare
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have no more Rao's marinara. 😭😭😭
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Kate McKinnon as Laura Ingraham: It's a Disaster
Alt: Kate McKinnon as Laura Ingraham: It's a Disaster
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AUTOWAR.COM?? ...That's quite enough internet for me today.
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd read it @archiveofourown.org
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this week was a year
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's Triple F*!!! *Finally Fucking Friday
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, that and "AI is an absolute disaster in the field of education, just a giant screaming comet descending from the heavens making all educational contexts less efficient and more time and labor intensive for a given amount of learning."
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I used to have major food allergies (grew out of most by mid-twenties) and my daughters both have the same allergies. Food was/is hard. I have two friends that consistently think about and make safe foods for my girls. It means so, so much to me. I'm not surprised he remembers. ❤️
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For realz!!! Why do we keep trying to settle for such a mediocre (sometimes actively bad) white man!
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEWSOM IS VERY MUCH NOT WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE. STOP THINKING HE COULD BE.
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay, but, no one really writes the same way she does anymore (yes, she's mostly inimitable but) so I can believe it? Everyone these days has such terrible vocabulary and simple syntax.
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A coworker told me that he had a college friend who voted for both parties interchangeably because, "at the end of the day, they're all the same to me." And yes, they both were. 🫠
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Prince drinks original, which is grapefruit, which I don't even like but somehow enjoy in fresca
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Prince's Iconic Side Eye
ALT: Prince's Iconic Side Eye
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The unique horror of living in the DC area with its three huge airports and having to triple check that you don't show up at the wrong airport. (we paid for parking at the wrong fucking airport but could've been worse)
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everyday I find out the name of a new billionaire and everyday I find out a new billionaire is evil. I wonder if these two things are related. 🤔😑
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Be prepared to see a lot more of your nieces then, lol
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me: already anxious and drowning in schoolwork at the start of the fourth week of school Also me: what if I got another Master's degree in Educational Equity??
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I totally get it! It's why I don't understand why it's become a neurodivergent 'tell' - it's so common!
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sat outside while my daughter was at art class and had a lovely snack! The mosquitoes enjoyed one, too.
An espresso martini next to a slice of banana bread on a table outside.
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the 'neurodivergent spoon preferences' thing confuses me because there are already different spoons for different foods?? Soup spoons and dessert spoons already exist? I use the big spoon for soup and a little spoon for ice cream. Or maybe Emily Post was just autistic. 😂
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My mom always said, "leave a quarter!" and several of our guest actually would, because we have weird and awesome friends.
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Carrot cake counts as eating vegetable, right
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 31/08/2026
i will never hate you for loving pumpkin spice anything because im an adult that knows we have to get our joy wherever we can
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the anti-bike helmet discourse is, to me, insane, and I expect would still feel that way even had I not had my life saved by a helmet at least once.
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
TIM CURRY, TOO?!? WHAT IS HAPPENING
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I take it you're not a Mr. Darcy fan, then. 😂
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Matthew Macfadyen as Mr. Darcy: Forgive Me
Alt: Matthew Macfadyen as Mr. Darcy: Forgive Me
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OH NO. 😭
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Woman Says 'Go Feel Shame'
Alt: Jane Lynch from Glee Says 'Go Feel Shame'
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"This a 'bro' free household!!" - a sentence I just said to my 7 and 9yo daughters. 🫠🥴
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"I stole a loaf of bread"
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New Girl Schmidt Threatens Les Mis Sing-Along
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carly rae jesse @mutablesoul.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
good bread with a fuck ton of butter is one of life’s greatest pleasures
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Teachers at 8pm during preservice week after two months of sleeping in and not using their brain:
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Tom And Jerry Tom: Bedtime
Alt: Tom And Jerry Tom: Bedtime
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just saw this (again) in July! I got the tote bag printed with it too. 🥰
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If I ever catch anyone filming me with Meta glasses I will very excitedly ask them if I can look at them, I'll try them on, and then I'll drop them accidentally and step on them, I am so clumsy! I bet all of you are equally clumsy.
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Petition to have all English teachers start using "commas and periods," instead of "nuts and bolts" when telling students classroom expectations.
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just realized that joke might not land the way I wanted 😂
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That's bananas
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bahaha. I just love how oranges apparently don't exist. 🍊😂
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lives rent free
"So close!! That is a shape 💕 " exchange
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi, I'm a nut. And a fish. And an egg. And a glass of milk. (food allergies are fun!! 😂)
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There's "fast" and "slow" readers and then there is the added variable of the cognitive load of what's being read. I'm always fascinated by how fast I will read fiction vs nonfiction, then even 'novels' vs genre fiction. And then how much I retain later about content! Reading speed isn't equal!
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Here ya go
Two small children in front of the ocean, staring at a rainbow
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No matter what's going on in your life, just remember there's some form of potato that can make it better.
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greensponreads @needmoarcoffee1.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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John Leguizamo as Tybalt in Romeo + Juliet
Alt: John Leguizamo as Tybalt in Romeo + Juliet
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