Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Chasetown v Prescot Cables today. 1-1 half time. Cables are telegraphing passes...... I'll get me coat.... 000
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 02/10/2026www.maptap.gg October 2 98🔥 91👑 97🔥 93🏆 98🔥 Final score: 956 100
Reposted by Paul KellyGerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Esther Rantzen Knew about Jimmy Saville and never did fuck all Remember that 5163
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Michael Richards is 'devastated' Hopefully stop him guffawing inanely every time he shows up. 000
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just flicked England game on as Rio walks on. Might leave it on but turn sound off. 020
Reposted by Paul KellyMatt Flip Flop @mattflipflop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Glass of Jizz anyone? 2614750
Reposted by Paul Kellytwodogslfc.bsky.social @twodogslfc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Still buzzing youtu.be/t5fMr5iLONM?...youtu.beRobert Lambert is the 2026 SGP World Champion | 2026 - TorunSGP | FIM Speedway Grand PrixYouTube video by FIM Speedway Grand Prix 121
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Had a great few hours watching last round of the speedway gp series so been nowhere near the England game. Just put it on to see them get surgically operated on for a 3rd goal. Speaking of surgery can someone remove matterface & Dixon voice boxes. 000
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@twodogslfc.bsky.social Get in there lad 🏆 Finally a new British speedway world champion 120
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hednesford v Radcliffe And once more some twats brought a drum 020
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 22/09/2026www.maptap.gg September 22 99🎯 95🏅 80🤗 95🏅 92🏆 Final score: 915 000
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 20/09/2026www.maptap.gg September 20 100🎯 96🔥 76🤗 93🏆 92👑 Final score: 903 000
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@mikethegerm.bsky.social Can't believe I've got to put up with 1285 oatcake eaters from Burslem on a Saturday lunchtime. 😉🥴 110
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wimbledon fans to the MK Dons player. 'Ya franchise bastard, yer know what you are' Tremendous 🤣 011
Reposted by Paul Kellytwodogslfc.bsky.social @twodogslfc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Had a lovely day watching the boys stink the place out” 011
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 16/09/2026'There'll be more from our Old Trafford reporter later' 250
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You know when you just have to turn Redknapp off & listen to Pougatch ? No ? Well trust me its tonight. 000
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wonder if Redknapps bought an half'n'half scarf... Or just a Spurs one. 030
Reposted by Paul Kellytwodogslfc.bsky.social @twodogslfc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@nedkelly56.bsky.social 111
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just hearing the mancs may have been hard done to. F'kin good. Let's remember how many times they weren't. 070
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just seen Coventry result. They're going down. The only reason all the pundits want them to stay up is because its their mate 'Frank' If it was Slaven from god knows where they'd have them down already. 151
Reposted by Paul KellyPolice Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026All he's ever known is the world of crime. This doesn't excuse what he does, but I think we understand him a little better. #PoliceSquad #WordOnTheStreet 0114
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@travisbl.bsky.social Are you watching the NRL play offs ? 3 in the bin & hadn't even got to half time. Commentator said 'if the Dolphins get another one we can have a football match' 3 on report as well. 000
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Why does Stevanage v Luton infinitely appeal more than the mancs v mo sabah. 120
Reposted by Paul KellyIceland Cricket @icelandcricket.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In June and July, we have 24 hour daylight. A five-day Test takes a maximum of 30 hours with no breaks. We should therefore play all Tests in Reykjavík. They will be done in a day. Fixture congestion solved. We could allow seven substitutes if players get tired or cause trouble. 36613
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I think its reasonable to point out that while Putin is indeed a twat if these racist balaclava clad no marks & their leaders were performing there then there would be quite a few 'unexplained accidents' taking place even as I type this. Ie dodgy window frames, car tyre blowouts etc. 010
Reposted by Paul Kellymike1878.bsky.social @mike1878.bsky.social · 07/09/2026With all the shit going on in the world / country, it’s nice to see some good happy positive news Joey Barton will stay in prison until next March at least 😃 Enjoy Christmas behind bars you scummy twat! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukJoey Barton to remain in custody ahead of alleged Huyton assault trial in 2027The former footballer, who is accused of an assault at a golf club, has been refused bail. 0104
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Gary Neville amazingly convinced that a bloke who kicks the ball across the line for arsenal to score hasn't interfered with play. 120
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Why does the woman need to come forward when the assault(s) can be clearly seen on video. 360
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just had an email telling me electric going up soon. All because these @ofgem.gov.uk want their mates to have a bigger pie & give them a slice. 120
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 05/09/2026To be fair these sex pest women beating shop robbing bastards actually did 'Stop The Boats' Those boats that were about to carry peaceful families off on & lorry drivers trying to do their jobs. Still I suspect the words : Peaceful Families Jobs Are all alien to them Wankers. 161
Reposted by Paul KellyPolice Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026- Cigarette? - Yes, I know #PoliceSquad 0164
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Of course he did. Only trying to win 99.9% of the fanbase over. *the other .1% are voting restore obviously. Down In the gutter with Lazio. 031
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Rare outing on the local bus route. Drivers left the company service announcement on. Just played Billy Fury & Run to my loving arms. Great stuff. Pity i was the only one singing 😀🙄 110
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@pieorama.bsky.social @timarnold1977.bsky.social @twelsh10.bsky.social Youve got a good one in Daniel Kanu folks. 120
Reposted by Paul KellyGwedLid (Fisto to my mates) @gwedlid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Everton Da's heads falling off left right and centre here. Kinell. 331
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Aberdeen fans singing to the ref. 'You're just a hun with a whistle' 🤣 Probably commonplace but I've not heard it before. 020
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@twodogslfc.bsky.social Only just seen the Pogacar incident. Kin'ell. 210
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 29/08/2026And yes we have problems but meanwhile at White Hart Lane. 030
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Is Tel short for Telstar cos that free kick finished up in space 020
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Can they hurry up please ? **No offence to you decent ones but to quote The Stranglers. 000
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 28/08/2026'That's special to beat Donnarumma' Err maybe but it wasn't going in. 010
Paul Kelly @nedkelly56.bsky.social · 28/08/2026And yet 64% in tennessee voted for him. If you're going to do it live with it. 010
