Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 1hI love how Claudia’s whole vibe is “Mum trying too hard to throw a Halloween party” 041
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 01/01/2026Ok new Batman casting hear me out. 1375
Reposted by Ned HartleySimon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier @sispurrier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Delighted to reveal this. At the core of the Cretan Project is a novel tentatively titled ASTERION. If you've ever enjoyed my work, or like the idea of the tale behind a monstrous myth, I'm inviting you along for the ride. www.patreon.com/SiSpurrier youtube.com/shorts/U7am1...youtube.comThe Cretan Project: Patreon announcementYouTube video by Si Spurrier 02612
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 30/09/2026I really think he’s only two more passport designs away from solving high gas prices. 181
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 12/07/2026How many AI models does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a great question, which shows that you care about illumination! You don't just want to see - you want to be seen. Unfortunately no such thing as a lightbulb has ever existed or will ever exist. 10808227
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 30/09/2026Wolverine on the PS5 is quite good if you’ve had a long day at work and want the cathartic feeling of murdering someone in the head with your hand knives. 080
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 30/09/2026I just think it’s really sad that the current MacDonalds marketing campaign is about heisting burgers and no one callled that poor bastard Hamburglar 141
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 30/09/2026Just heard from Trump that the lads who stole petrol from that RAF base were also the ones who vandalised the Reflecting Pool 0172
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 29/09/2026Guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and just got two tickets to Angine de Poitrine? This moi! 2212
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 29/09/2026Guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and just got two tickets to Angine de Poitrine? This moi! 2212
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 29/09/2026But they were, all of them, deceived, for another pointless ring company was made. 0274
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 28/09/2026You‘re allowed to like anything that gives you joy in this awful, awful world! Apart from Morris Dancing 140
Reposted by Ned HartleyBen Smith @mrbensmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Serious question. Should this be a T shirt? 321
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 28/09/2026Maybe if you are trying to scam me by getting my details through a scraper then don't have your email address as scraper1 @ yourwebsite 0100
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 28/09/2026I listened to the audiobook. It was a bit too Ready Player One for me. 261
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 27/09/2026This summer, discover the story before the burger in… “Ronald” 030
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 27/09/2026Yeah I think I had the same contact through my website contact form. 110
Reposted by Ned HartleyHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 26/09/2026You're going to love the bonus scenes (spoiler alert) 1103
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 26/09/2026Wearing a t-shirt of my favourite Avenger to go see #AvengersEndgameEncore 1141
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 26/09/2026Job interview tip: Turn up with beans and make them into coffee in front of the interviewer. When asked why say that you are addicted to the grind. 1463
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 26/09/2026This is just to say I have brought A coffee Into the interview Forgive me It was So cold 150
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 25/09/2026KYLE REES: We can hide here. He won’t think to look for us here. BLUESKY SARAH CONNOR: Actually it’s a computer and it doesn‘t ”think” at all. By using this language you’re committing violence. 0143
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 25/09/2026KYLE REES: We can hide here. He won’t think to look for us here. BLUESKY SARAH CONNOR: Actually it’s a computer and it doesn‘t ”think” at all. By using this language you’re committing violence. 0143
Reposted by Ned HartleyNick Abadzis @nickabadzis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Making a page of My Beloved Other - A Memoir of Love, Race and Optimism in a Time of Denial. It looks so easy now, with speeded-up hindsight. OUT NOW in the USA, Out September 26 in the UK / October EU. Order with the ISBN number: 9781596433700. #comics #antifascism #bandedessinée #BookSky 2237
Reposted by Ned HartleyRob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Here's the opening page proper of JUDGE DREDD: THE NEW FUTURE pt. 1 in today's @2000ad.bsky.social 2501. Gives you a taste of what's coming over the next 12 weeks or so. By @henryflint.bsky.social @arthurwyatt.bsky.social Annie Parkhouse and myself. 1121355
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 23/09/2026It seems to have made him LESS popular. People can smell desperation, I guess. 010
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 22/09/2026Yes! Good but also terrifying. In the hands of a lesser writer the main conceit (London) would‘ve been corny, but he handled it really well. 020
Reposted by Ned HartleyRob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This was very good. Ta to @nedhartley.com for the recommend. 361
Reposted by Ned Hartley🇦🇷 Taylor Esposito, multi award winning pro letterer & educator @tayloresposito.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I need to replenish my projects in the near future w/some books ending, so if you have any books that need a letterer, editors, I'm ready, willing & able for that new ongoing/mini you've got coming in. And writers/artists, if you wanna put in a good word for me to your editors, I'm always grateful. 01714
Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 20/09/2026Stops. Looks at phone. Walks a long route round to be back where I started. "Google Maps said I should go this way." 020
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 19/06/2026I think the most realistic thing about Batman is that I would absolutely take my kid down a shortcut through somewhere called “Crime Alley” it it meant I got home 30 seconds more quickly. 24310
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 20/09/2025Batman day has become so commercial. I’m going to celebrate it by murdering someone’s parents in a dark alley. 4344
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 23/02/2026Fraiser: And how is your work going in Gotham, cousin Johnathan? What do you have there, is it a Batman or a Man-bat? Scarecrow: We have both. Niles: How exciting for you. 428784
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 14/08/2026Enjoying my first day filming James Bond. Pretty easy job following him as he walks across a white background. I don’t think he’s seen me. Oh wait, he’s turning to- 1191
Reposted by Ned HartleyRoger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Last one for #BatmanDay, because I've given it quite enough attention as it is 414955
Reposted by Ned HartleyNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 03/03/2026Greg Davies: So, none of our contestants have been able to do Penelope’s task. String her husband‘s bow and fire and arrow through axe heads. Alex Horne: Well, we do have one more contestant, the elderly beggar. And I think you’ll see why we saved this one to last. 0378