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kieran

@necrotheque.bsky.social
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is your name honey? because i wish you'd nut in my cheerios

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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 18h
FUCKING FINALLY
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
gay wedding dress..
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i still can't believe there's yuri in the dressmaker game
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Found a like 8 year old kid on tiktok who has toilet autism. All his videos are presumably his parents following him around with the camera while he tells them about the vintage toilets that they have in their backyard. Amazing
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
Maria (@mlstrat) on twitter: "your eunuchs: scheming

my eunuchs: loyal to me. would never do anything to betray me"

conniving eunuch (@1BBGGGUU) quotes with: "why do we always bash “scheming eunuchs” for betraying their lieges, but we never ask if the liege has bad vibes? or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?"
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'll take tulle i guess
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
do you ever get chiffon in dressmaker or am i going to be sad forever
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got a different flavor of deodorant by accident and now i smell vaguely weird
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just saw someone editing ai content into a youtube poop style tiktok and I cant say that I disagree with this premise
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe you would be a morning person if you slept more than every 8 to 16 minutes hope this helps 😊
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they didn't even res other people :/
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the things I miss the most about working dogshit retail job is that sometimes I would get to give people's kids high fives. Kids love that shit
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Becca 🇵🇸 NYCC K34 @rfarrowster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bringing her back
The Legolas and gimli “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf” scene from the two towers except the quote has been altered to read “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Catholics/what about side by side with a Pope Against AI!/Aye, I could do that”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the most annoying person in the discord call always has a mic that is somehow so loud that no matter how much you turn them down they are still yelling in your ears like a 2012 lets play youtuber
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DID THEY ACTUALLY i clicked onto that one, read the description and was like "ew" and then left
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have never seen such a clear example of people whose sense of humor has not evolved even a little bit over the past 20 years, despite being cancelled at least once
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i watched about 30s of one of the 3 videos you don't have to pay to watch (???) and immediately wanted to kill myself
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you WHAT
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my professor's chatgpt after posting this: While this message does do a great job of explaining the issue, something worth calling out is that the tone might come off as more aggressive than might be intended. Would you like some tips on how to soften the blow without losing your original message?
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
update: checked my email and discovered there were 3 prior versions of this, the first of which was VERY passive aggressive
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I sent you a picture of my many many pull requests but I honestly don't remember my eyes just glaze over as I copy and paste the information from the lab
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that's so weird?? i wonder if it's related to having to do 10-14 pull requests per lab. for some reason
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm sorry. are you saying that i could not have completed my homework before the monthly rollover because other people ran up the class-wide AI bill (??? i'm not even sure wtf this is)
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the classic
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/06/2026
okay but these days it’s more like this
miserable guy on bus says “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human”

happy guy goes “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human “
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What do y'all think a zero gravity cumshot looks like. Do we have documentation of this
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The worst part is even if I got knife trap that turn he'd still be intangible. Ugh
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm so pissed off dude
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why do non-americans think that "well we have healthcare" is a good bit especially unprompted
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"omg PLEASSEEE use the sim it's so useful PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" the sim bots:
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
easiest regent w of my life
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the absolute state of playing final fantasy xiv
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
those tear asunders were doing crazy work though i killed queen in like 4 turns lmao
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
first a9 clear and it was with John SlayTheSpire... who i am the worst at... incredible
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cruel and unusual
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kinda wanna buy a hoodie but I know it's gonna be hot again in a week
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Like this
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I kind of wish I could have one of those massage beds but to sleep on. Like the ones with the hole for your face so I could just sleep flat on my stomach
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my brother in christ duskwight lore is "lived in a cave and then became criminals"
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nah they'll be au ras or some shit probably they hate elezen
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someday I want to have enough expendable income to be able to justify one of those Swedish stand mixers
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
idw be that guy but how come we got a nordic themed expac and the main characters are miqos when everyone that lived in the ORIGINAL nordic-themed area (dravania) were elezen. when will we get literally any non-ishgardian elezen lore
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A drawing of a man pointing at his reflection in a mirror.
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean i do be watching them though
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I accidentally made half my tiktok feed say yes to the dress clips
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am not claiming to be a fan of either, guy who cums on pikmin
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