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kieran

@necrotheque.bsky.social
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is your name honey? because i wish you'd nut in my cheerios

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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 14h
FUCKING FINALLY
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i still can't believe there's yuri in the dressmaker game
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Found a like 8 year old kid on tiktok who has toilet autism. All his videos are presumably his parents following him around with the camera while he tells them about the vintage toilets that they have in their backyard. Amazing
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
Maria (@mlstrat) on twitter: "your eunuchs: scheming

my eunuchs: loyal to me. would never do anything to betray me"

conniving eunuch (@1BBGGGUU) quotes with: "why do we always bash “scheming eunuchs” for betraying their lieges, but we never ask if the liege has bad vibes? or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?"
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
do you ever get chiffon in dressmaker or am i going to be sad forever
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got a different flavor of deodorant by accident and now i smell vaguely weird
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just saw someone editing ai content into a youtube poop style tiktok and I cant say that I disagree with this premise
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they didn't even res other people :/
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the things I miss the most about working dogshit retail job is that sometimes I would get to give people's kids high fives. Kids love that shit
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Becca 🇵🇸 NYCC K34 @rfarrowster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bringing her back
The Legolas and gimli “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf” scene from the two towers except the quote has been altered to read “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Catholics/what about side by side with a Pope Against AI!/Aye, I could do that”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the most annoying person in the discord call always has a mic that is somehow so loud that no matter how much you turn them down they are still yelling in your ears like a 2012 lets play youtuber
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i watched about 30s of one of the 3 videos you don't have to pay to watch (???) and immediately wanted to kill myself
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
update: checked my email and discovered there were 3 prior versions of this, the first of which was VERY passive aggressive
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm sorry. are you saying that i could not have completed my homework before the monthly rollover because other people ran up the class-wide AI bill (??? i'm not even sure wtf this is)
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the classic
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/06/2026
okay but these days it’s more like this
miserable guy on bus says “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human”

happy guy goes “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human “
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What do y'all think a zero gravity cumshot looks like. Do we have documentation of this
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm so pissed off dude
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why do non-americans think that "well we have healthcare" is a good bit especially unprompted
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"omg PLEASSEEE use the sim it's so useful PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" the sim bots:
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
easiest regent w of my life
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the absolute state of playing final fantasy xiv
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
first a9 clear and it was with John SlayTheSpire... who i am the worst at... incredible
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kinda wanna buy a hoodie but I know it's gonna be hot again in a week
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I kind of wish I could have one of those massage beds but to sleep on. Like the ones with the hole for your face so I could just sleep flat on my stomach
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someday I want to have enough expendable income to be able to justify one of those Swedish stand mixers
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
idw be that guy but how come we got a nordic themed expac and the main characters are miqos when everyone that lived in the ORIGINAL nordic-themed area (dravania) were elezen. when will we get literally any non-ishgardian elezen lore
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A drawing of a man pointing at his reflection in a mirror.
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I accidentally made half my tiktok feed say yes to the dress clips
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm kinda surprised that megaman wasn't considered when naming the genre metroidvanias but I guess it's for the best. Megatroid sounds like a 4chan slur
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we are so fucking back
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Beastmaster really is one of those things that would be good if it wasn't bad
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you would think that tp rando would be easier because there's less checks but i'm kind of immediately lost
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i immediately broke dusklight
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
do you think 68 feels left out
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i still do not get how any of this shit fucking works
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's so fucked up to me how you can go to the doctor your whole life and be like hello doctor I have symptoms disease and they'll be like hmmm. Become less fat and then you do that and you're like help doctor my symptoms disease is worse and they're like "damn that's crazy fr?"
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i kind of hope this person dies in real life
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why don't cars just come with the top like third of the windshield tinted so the sun isn't a big deal
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do you think that Greek philosophers were like redditors to the other greeks
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
kinda glad i'm not taking this ethics class in person cos these other people posting discussion boards are stuuuuupid
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i kind of wish one of the relic questlines was just gerolt being like "hey help me make this cool weapon" because it's his hobby
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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marcy maybe. who knows @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
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kieran @necrotheque.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this was so hot btw
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
what does she listen
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