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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
He did the meme.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
DING-DONG DONALD TRUMP (LUNATIC!) MUST HAVE A "BONE SPUR" IN HIS BRAIN BECAUSE HE CLAIMS THREE HUNDRED MILLION AMERICANS HAVE DIED FROM DRUGS. MATH, HOW DOES IT EVEN WORK? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO JEFF TIEDRICH'S VERY STRONG, VERY POWERFUL POST EXPLAINING THIS. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4mna03F
lastly, let’s check in with the fuckwit who knows more about numbers than all the number-counter-thingy people.

reporter: “the president of Venezuela called the strike on the boat illegal. are you concerned that Maduro might escalate something?”

Donny: “what’s illegal are the drugs that were on the boat, and the drugs that are being sent into our country, and the fact that 300 million people died last year from drugs.”

dear lord. can somebody please get Donny a pudding cup and help him to bed? he’s sundowning again.

I have a question for President Math Whiz, and it goes like this: if the United States has a total population of 340 million people, and 300 million of them die from illegal drugs, leaving 40 million people, and then the price of prescription drugs is lowered by 1,500%, what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

this is probably a good place to note that my What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™ is now in its 1,994th day.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
here's today's post: "Lindsey Graham pines for the good old days of ‘traditional political violence,’ whatever the fuck that is" — your Sunday show round-up. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Lindsey Graham pines for ‘traditional political violence,’ whatever the fuck that is
your Sunday show round-up
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
here's today's post: "just lie back and enjoy your military occupation, peasant" — also: is Donny ‘the Hitler of our time’? the answer may surprise you. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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just lie back and enjoy your military occupation, peasant
also: is Donny ‘the Hitler of our time’? the answer may surprise you
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It was all just a locker room creepy letter.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This week brought wins on all fronts: Catelin Drey flipped a Trump district in Iowa and broke the GOP’s supermajority in the state senate. A federal judge protected Kilmar Abrego Garcia from deportation. And yes, even ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ is about to be empty. Not bad for one week.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
She’s a singular sensation!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Perfection.
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MoveOn @moveon.org · 01/09/2025
From public schools to private campuses to universities, no one is safe from gun violence. The only thing that will save lives is common-sense gun laws.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I like the rebrand.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
SO SAD! CHICAGO'S "HERO" MAYOR JOHNSON JUST TOLD DONNY FASCISTPANTS TO STICK HIS POLICE STATE WHERE THE SUN "DON'T SHINE"! JOHNSON WON'T COMPLY WITH SMELLY DICTATOR DONNY. BOO HOO HOO! MANY ARE THANKING YOUR FAVORITE WRITER, JEFF TIEDRICH (ME!) FOR HIS POST ABOUT IT, WHICH IS HERE —> bit.ly/4lTj5kq
the poet Carl Sandburg famously described Chicago as the ‘City of the Big Shoulders.’ he also called it

    ‘Hog Butcher for the World,
    Tool maker, Stacker of Wheat,
    Player with Railroads and the Nation’s Freight Handler.’

if old Carl were writing that poem today, he’d have to add a new line — because Chicago has now become the City of Go Fuck Yourself, Donny Convict.

oh look — America’s Mad King isn’t the only person who gets to sign executive orders.

    The mayor of Chicago has signed an order detailing how the city will resist a potential immigration crackdown threatened by the Trump administration.

    “We do not need nor want an unconstitutional and illegal military occupation of our city,” said Mayor Brandon Johnson, a Democrat. The order directs city agencies on how to respond to possible immigration enforcement actions.

do not fuck with the Hog Butcher for the World, Donny. they’re busy Stacking Wheat and Making Tools. they don’t have time for your fascist bullshit.

good for the mayor. he’s making plans. he sees what’s going on in DC, and what went on in Los Angeles, and he’s getting all proactive. most importantly, Mayor Johnson has ordered the Chicago Police Department not to aid and abet Donny’s storm troopers.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
here's today's post: "Chicago cordially invites the Mad King to go fuck himself" — Chicago will not comply with Donny’s police state fascism. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Chicago cordially invites the Mad King to go fuck himself
and why is Donny hiding from the press?
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I was gonna say I think Patel and Bondi are getting a contact high
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Not a single person there is one iota of sober
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MoveOn @moveon.org · 14/08/2025
The plan? Jack up grocery bills so Trump’s billionaire donors can get bigger yachts.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
here's today's post: "sex-offender sleazeball did nothing wrong, claims sex-trafficking sleazeball." thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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sex-offender sleazeball did nothing wrong, claims sex-trafficking sleazeball
concerning!
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Indivisible Park County, MT @indivisibleparkcty.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Sen. Daines touts his “Big Beautiful Bill” — but most tax cuts help the rich, Medicaid work rules cut coverage, and SNAP changes hit rural families. A $50B rural fund sounds good, but health access will shrink. A bad bill for working families— Montanans deserve the full story. #obbb
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Reports: Medicaid cuts in 'Big Beautiful Bill' will leave Montana residents without insurance • Daily Montanan
Reports by several organizations show that Montana will be disproportionately hit by cuts to Medicaid in the massive Congressional budget bill, with as many as 38,000 people losing insurance and healt...
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 02/08/2025
Republicans want to rig Congress and gerrymander their way to a permanent majority. If the GOP guts fair maps, blue states can’t just sit back. It’s time for Democrats to fight fire with fire: www.bluestatedefiance.org/redistrictin...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
from today's 'this week in stupid': Mike Collins misspells 'Georgia' in his new campaign ad, and all the other idiotic clownfuckery that went down this week. please read the whole thing, thanks! link is here: bit.ly/4leR7zl (and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)
you remember Mike Collins. he’s the MAGAfied rage-muppet who got elected to Georgia’s 10th district in 2022 on the strength of a campaign ad wherein he treats a voting machine the way Kristi Noem treats a frisky puppy. Mike AR-15’d the shit out of that machine to prove that ‘Dear Leader actually won in 2020,’ or some such ludicrous fever-swamp bullshit.

well, the King Of All Dumb-Ass Ads is back — and now he’s running for Senate.

I’m not going to bother to show you the entire ad Mike’s brain trust cooked up to announce his candidacy, because seriously, it’s 37 seconds of who gives a shit. it’s just a bunch of nonsensical MAGA mumbo jumbo.

instead, let’s just sit back and enjoy the ad’s final five seconds.

“Georiga.” Christ on a crepe suzette, how on earth did you imbeciles manage to fuck up the spelling of your own state?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
here's today's post: "my pedo bestie stole my teenage girl, whines elderly degenerate" — why would Donny call attention to this? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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my pedo bestie stole my teenage girl, whines elderly degenerate
why would Donny call attention to this?
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The Siren @thesirennetwork.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
12 House Democrats joined together in a lawsuit on Wednesday against ICE, attesting that the agency denied them Congressional Oversight into detention facilities.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
He’ll Kash you outside.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
“For one thing, why would the United States trade nine defendants who are alleged to be high-level members of MS-13 for $3 million? Is that a good deal for the United States?” www.nytimes.com/2025/07/25/n...
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Judge Demands Answers About Deal to Return MS-13 Gang Leaders to El Salvador
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Disintermediating PBMs could save Americans $100b per yr academic.oup.com/healthaffair...
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The cost of misaligned incentives in the pharmaceutical supply chain
Abstract. Recent concerns over rising drug prices have focused on the role of pharmacy benefit managers or PBMs. While multiple players make up the pharmac
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Indivisible Park County, MT @indivisibleparkcty.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Alligator Alcatraz detainees report constant light, tainted water, no medical care, and abuse - 72% have no criminal record. This isn’t justice. Call Congress now!
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Detainees held at Alligator Alcatraz describe cage-like units swarmed by mosquitoes
The Trump administration’s push to quickly ramp up immigration arrests has led to overcrowding at ICE facilities and allegations of inhumane and unsanitary conditions.
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Indivisible Park County, MT @indivisibleparkcty.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
FEMA is being quietly gutted. Trump’s admin has ended its main disaster prevention program, stalled aid to flood victims, and may phase FEMA out entirely. States are left scrambling while lives are at risk. Call your reps: house.gov | senate.gov.
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The Trump administration says it wants to eliminate FEMA. Here's what we know
Every year, millions of Americans rely on FEMA assistance after hurricanes, wildfires, tornadoes and other disasters. The president says state governments should do more.
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Indivisible Park County, MT @indivisibleparkcty.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Montana isn’t for sale! From Flathead to Shields Valley, billionaires are locking up land, draining water, and shutting out locals. It’s time to fight back—for public access, water rights, and our future. #ProtectMontana #WaterIsLife #PublicLandNotPrivatePlaygrounds
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Flathead Lake’s Yellowstone Club
Flathead Lake is the largest freshwater lake west of the Mississippi.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 25/07/2025
House Democrats deserve credit for going on offense and making Republicans own Trump’s Epstein cover-up.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
"...reaching with one hand to embrace his young child who is in the back in his car seat. “Mommy’s coming,” he said. The video doesn't show the child exiting the car. But in a later clip, Khanbabazadeh is alone in the vehicle when ICE agents break his window..." www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
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‘Mommy’s coming’: Video shows what happened before ICE arrested parent outside Oregon preschool
Mahdi Khanbabazadeh, 38, was arrested by immigration authorities last week.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
from today’s post, on the continuing cover-up of Donny's involvement in whatever Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were up to — please read the whole thing, thanks! link is here: bit.ly/3H00PaG (and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)
Donny’s sent Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche to ‘interview’ Ghislaine Maxwell, who is currently serving twenty years in prison for trafficking teenage girls for Jeffrey Epstein.

wait, did I say Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche? I should have said Donny’s personal attorney Todd Blanche — because that’s what Todd was before Donny appointed him to the DOJ.

how convenient, to have one’s own personal attorney running interference as the second-in-command at the DOJ.

so Blanche is talking to Maxwell. here’s the adminstration’s official bullshit cover story, as dutifully stenographed by the worthless scribblers of The New York Times.

    The interview with Ms. Maxwell, who is serving a 20-year sentence for sex trafficking, is part of the department’s effort to quell criticism that it is concealing details of Mr. Epstein’s crimes and interactions with high-profile figures, including President Trump.

oh, I see — they’re ‘quelling criticism.’ how in the holy name of fuck does that work?

does anyone believe that justice is what this is about? if you do, I have five bankrupt casinos in Atlantic City to sell you.

we all goddamn well know that Blanche is down there offering Ghislaine a deal. it’s probably something like ‘exonerate Donny. tell everyone he did nothing wrong, and Donny will pardon you on the spot.’

you’d be naive to think otherwise. because that’s how the most corrupt administration in the history of corruption rolls.

it’s a fucking cover-up, is what it is.

let’s go to Akaash Singh one more time:

‘they’re hiding something CRAZY.’

you bet your ass they are.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
here's today's post: 'it’s finally obvious to everyone: there's an Epstein cover-up' — even the podcast bros know it: “oh, he’s guilty.” thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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it’s finally obvious to everyone: there’s an Epstein cover-up
even the podcast bros know it: “oh, he’s guilty”
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ceartas @ceartas.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2025
Jeff Tiedrich eviscerates CBS/Paramount: www.jefftiedrich.com/p/cbs-can-pret…
CBS has canceled The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. here's why. Paramount [CBS' parent company] has been trying to complete a merger with the company Skydance, owned by Trump pal Larry Ellison's son, which still must be officially approved by the FCC, aka Project 2025 creepo / Tsar of Making All Media Be Nice To Trump, Brendan Carr. Paramount has been pulling out all the stops on their Bow Down To Fascism Tour, to make sure that this deal goes through. first they bribed Donny with $16 million to settle the lawsuit he filed after 60 Minutes hurt his fee-fees. and now, they've forced CBS' hand. the Mad King has a grudge-shaped bug up his ass about the Late Show, because Colbert's been using it to mock Donny for years. the horror. here's the bullshit cover story CBS is trying to foist on us: that they retired Colbert for "financial reasons." merger? what merger? this isn't about any merger. it's just too hard to produce a late night show. it's so expensive. boo hoo hoo, poor pitiful us. oh fucking please, CBS, don't insult our intelligence. The Late Show was the highest-rated late-night talk show for nine consecutive seasons as of 2025, with a steadily-growing audience, in fact, it was CBS's only show to attract more viewers than the previous quarter. And it was nominated for another Emmy last week! claiming Colbert was canceled for "financial" reasons is like dragging your kids' favorite puppy out back to the gravel pit and saying it's for "good parenting" reasons.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The internet is very fast.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 17/07/2025
I see mad people.
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Trump Not Like Us
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
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Jean Ibosh @fedup90611.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I give it one month and they won’t be able to cover it up. He’s going down fast.
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Sander ☕ @sander001.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
He campaigned on releasing the Epstein files but now he's freaking out because he remembered he's in them lmaoo
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Sander ☕ @sander001.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
What about that advanced dementia
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MoveOn @moveon.org · 17/07/2025
BIG NEWS: We’re hitting the road with @meidastouch.com this August to flip the House and fight back against Trump’s billionaire agenda. 👉 RSVP: WontBackDownTour.com
Graphic promoting the "We Won't Back Down Tour". Features photos of Senator Chris Murphy, Senator Elizabeth Warren, Rep. Jasmine Crockett, Rep. Maxwell Frost, and Rep. Yassamin Ansari. Text on the graphic reads: "WON'T BACK DOWN! F*** AROUND AND FLIP THE HOUSE. SUN, AUGUST 3 PHOENIX, AZ 
SAT, AUGUST 23 OMAHA, NE
WontBackDownTour.com"
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
here's today's post: "hey MAGA, Dear Leader thinks you’re stupid" — I mean, you are — but... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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hey MAGA, Dear Leader thinks you’re stupid
I mean, you are — but...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
MAGA turning on MAGA.
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Joe Rogan Calls Out Trump Administration Over Epstein Files Cover-Up—And Get Out The Popcorn
MAGA is imploding.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Yesssss, Rosie! 👏🏼
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Rosie Calls Out 'Tangerine Mussolini' For Threatening To Revoke Her Citizenship In Epic 10 Minute TikTok
Goooo, Rosie! 👏🏼
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
another chunk from today's post, on Marjorie Spork Toes Greene — and EVERY House Republican — demanding the Epstein Files be released, and then voting to block the Epstein Files from being released. link is here: bit.ly/44Mm7Aj (and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)
Marjorie Three Brain Cells Greene is fucking livid. she’s had it up to here with all these scumbag shitweasels refusing to release the Epstein Files — and she wants everyone to know just how she feels about it.

“America deserves the truth about Jeffrey Epstein and the rich powerful elites in his circle. The line is drawn with anyone who abuses children and vulnerable innocent people. When George Santos is going to prison for 7 years but Epstein only served 13 months, our justice system is CORRUPT!!!”

note that Madge posted that screed at 8:49pm on Monday. hold that in your mind, because here’s a super-awesome thing she did at 2:19pm on Tuesday: she voted to block the release of the Epstein Files.

in fact, House Republicans voted unanimously to stuff the Epstein Files back down the memory hole. fuckity-bye, Files!

now check out who else is mad has hell, and not going to take it any more: America’s Self-Appointed Bathroom Panty Sniffer.

wait, let’s check the time stamp on Nancy’s tweet. 3:49pm — about 90 minutes after she, too, voted to shitcan the Epstein Files.

that’s your Republican Party, folks. they’ll huff and puff and do their Performative Nonsense Theater, throw red meat to the cultists, and tell them exactly what they want to hear — but when it comes time to actually vote, protecting you-know-who is the Prime Directive.

you goddamn well know that if the Epstein Files thoroughly exonerated Dear Leader, Hannity would have been given a copy of it ages ago — and he’d be reading it out loud, every night, on his show.
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The Democratic Difference @demdifference.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
BREAKING: JD Vance just gave a big speech in which he claimed that "for the first time in a very long time, workers' wages are rising faster than inflation.." The only problem? The Trump Labor Dept. reported exactly the opposite just yesterday, showing real wages falling in June. #EconSky
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Joe Trippi @joetrippi.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Join Gavin Newsom, Hillary Clinton, Adam Kinzinger and the growing pro democracy social network on Sez Us. sez.us/l/3poxkym5
sez.us
welcome and follow @hillaryclinton on Sez Us!
Welcome!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Who could have seen this coming? 🤦
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Conservatives Predictably Outraged After Mattel Introduces New Barbie With Type 1 Diabetes
Like clockwork.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Fanning the flames of conspiracies around the famed "Epstein List" has finally come back to bite Trump and his lying liar cronies. And we're grabbing the popcorn. 🍿 For this and more wins, look no further. thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/july-13-we...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Maybe don't try this one at home, kids.
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Singer Reneé Rapp Gives Young LGBTQ+ Fans Some Hilarious Advice On How To Handle Homophobic Parents
Don't try this at home, kids.
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MoveOn @moveon.org · 13/07/2025
It’s been 16 years since we raised the federal minimum wage. Long enough for a baby to become a licensed driver. Raise. The. Wage.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 13/07/2025
We’re training a million Americans to lead a local resistance movement. This is how we dramatically ramp up defiance and non-cooperation tactics society-wide, whether it be at corporations, education, the media or neighborhoods. One Million Rising launches in three days and we hope you will join us.
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One Million Rising: Strategic Non-Cooperation to Fight Authoritarianism · No Kings
Across the country, authoritarian forces are getting bolder and more dangerous. Trump and his allies are not hiding their agenda: mass deportations, rollbacks of civil rights, weaponized courts, and f...
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