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Nathan Allen

@ncallen.bsky.social
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Feel old yet? Kids born in 1986 are now 11.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Why didn't Odysseus just go north? Is he stupid?
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'm not sure what's more remarkable, the fact that the Iranian regime has killed more than half as many people in one month of protest squashing as have died in Gaza in two years of war, or the complete silence on this topic from this platform.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Coal infrastructure is essentially worthless when the furnaces are empty
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
An entire society of stove touchers
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
It's ok guys, the shooter might have been trans so we can talk about this one instead of sweeping it under the rug like all the others.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Wheeeen theee Bird in your room represents all your gloom Nevermoré When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave Nevermoré It will rap Tippy tippy tap Tippy tippy tap Waking you from naps aaand Your dream-a Then will fly Never tell you why Even if you cry Landing on your sideboard Athena
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Fascism is when you go to a political LARP event without a mask.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
This was literally a major plot point of The Residence.
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Simone de Rochefort @doomquasar.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
ChatGPT has done many destructive things to society, but perhaps the most annoying on a personal level is making me very self-conscious about my love of the em-dash.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
More like Street Journal Wall
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 14/07/2025
why do i have to keep learning and growing all the time.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Are people really saying Mamdani can't be antisemitic because he has a Jewish friend? Do you hear yourselves?
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I really want to like Mamdani, and I don't think he's actively antisemitic, but he doesn't seem interested in actually fighting the allegations in any meaningful way.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Close enough, welcome back "mission accomplished"
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Crazy how often folks here get up in arms about someone getting fired "for no reason" and then you look it up and the reason is blatant antisemitism.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Extremely normal that @trending.bsky.app's "Israeli Embassy Shooting" tab is 99% apologia + whataboutism and 0% actual information.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
It's not "woke" to be stupid.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Why does every OneUI update make the experience worse.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
“The Party told you to post that one George Orwell quote. That or else the 'they came for me' poem, one of the two. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The idea that Donald Trump could be the next Pope is ludicrous. Only baptized Catholics can become Pope, so Joe Biden is the clear choice.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
This whole Polygon bs really makes it clear to me that the ONLY ethical way to consume media is by paying creators directly to create stuff, ideally if they own that stuff.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
One bathroom for men, and one bathroom for the twisted, bizarro version of men: "women"
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The SHIPS are trans now?
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
noo don't kill yourself your so valuable to the company aha
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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
90 day tariff delay (set to 10%) for most countries, but not for China In Switch 2 terms, that's a month after Switch 2 launch and about a week before Nintendo releases a game about a dimwitted primate who digs himself into deep holes and wrecks everything around him www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...
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Trump Pauses Some Reciprocal Tariffs for 90 Days, Raises China Tariffs to 125%: Live Updates
Stocks immediately made steep gains after President Trump’s reversal. But he said China would not be included, raising tariffs on its exports to 125 percent after Beijing announced a new round of reta...
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
We need to invent the Matrix but just for manosphere tech/finance bros so they can be all toxic and live their masculine fantasies without affecting us. Then when they grow up and realize how pointless money and Buga'is are they can join us in the real world.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
They erased her name. And on women's history month.
A Pokemon card featuring Nurse Joy titled "Pokémon Center Lady"
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I dunno man, sounds like socialism to me
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Bart (sad): This is the worst foreign policy take I've ever seen
Homer (comforting): This is the worst foreign policy take you've ever seen so far
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Eustace Tilley is my comfort character.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
My favorite bit is to call it "gaslighting" instead of "gaslamping". Confuses tf out of people 😂
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This is a sliding doors moment. We will soon learn whether Musk is a Jafar or a Wormtongue.
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Seeing a lot more pushback on the Gulf of Mexico thing than on literally anything else so far
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Nathan Allen @ncallen.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Used AI to generate a picture of an emperor and he didn't have clothes
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