Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 4hThis is has to be one of the craziest damn things a government lawyer has tried to do, right? This cannot be tolerable in a free society. 010
Reposted by NoahGovernment Lawyers Oversight Watchdog @glowlaw.org · 5hWe think it's bad when lawyers representing the government hide their identity from the public. 04313
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 18hHe has committed well over 200 murders. By almost any metric, he is the most prolific serial killer in United States history. 010
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 20hOne of the charges for his impeachment should be 200+ counts of murder. Make the public case on the war, and make him one of the fall guys for getting into a dumb war that Congress didn’t authorize. But make sure one of the charges in the articles is just “Murder” 020
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 22hThe guy responsible for more than 200 murders wants to bring back public executions? 030
Reposted by NoahAkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fucking wild that this person is still employed/followed. "No, it's good that [insert group] children were murdered, I support that" should render you toxic to any employer or social media mutual. Don't care what group you want to insert there. 1317224
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I wanted SDE III to reward me with a much smaller salary bump, and a better work life balance, and they just had no organizational ability to accommodate that. So I’m a little skeptical of this push by Bezos… 180
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fun fact: I left Amazon over a decade ago because I wanted my career progression to reward me more with additional vacation/PTO/work life balance instead of just more money. My manager wanted to retain me, but the company just didn’t have any way to do that 190
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That’s why it doesn’t happen often. It’s basically two small steps away from open civil war. 100
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026But I’m operating inside that hypothetical. The reason it doesn’t happen often is… because it probably won’t work. Democrats, especially if they win a large number of seats, will likely have the real Congress, and playing this game will likely end in disaster for the Republicans 100
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Well, the scenario being proposed isn’t quite “outgoing Congress refuses to go”, but rather “Republicans attempt to compose the incoming Congress of only a portion of the members”. I think it’s a fairly unlikely scenario in a large wave election (less unlikely if it’s only a handful of seats) 100
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Basically, you would be in a situation where you have two rival Congresses dueling for legitimacy. You need the first headline to be: “democrats establish rival Congress, and impeach Trump and Vance” and not “democrats establish rival Congress and begin leadership process” 100
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In that scenario there’s just not *time* for Democrats to search for a different leader. These are votes that need to happen within the first half-hour of the Congress sitting. Time is of *incredible* importance. 100
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Jeffries wouldn’t be my pick for Speaker in the abstract, or in a normal House process. In a situation where Democrats were refused to sit in Congress and so ran off to Philidelphia to establish a dueling Congress, and are trying to force acceptance of the real Congress? 100
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don’t want to hear from that fuck ever again. He should be persona non grata in the Democratic establishment. He’s a fucking joke. #1 on my shitty Democrat list, and it’s not even close. Give me Joe Manchin endorsing Susan Collins over fucking Polis, I hate him so much. 0110
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I really think a good chunk of it is that our politics are insane, and half of the political establishment promised that they would bring prices down, and the entire media ecosystem treated that like a normal, sane political promise 120
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The reason is obvious when I get the right name: you’re clearing the line of succession of office holders between the speaker of the House and the President 010
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The first three votes will force the GOP to respect the Democratic Senators. Force the GOP to acknowledge the real Senate, or risk that if they don’t attend the real Senate, that Trump/Vance will be convicted and Jeffries will gain de jure control of the military and national guard 120
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nah, I think first vote: Elect Jeffries Speaker of the House. Second vote: impeach Trump Third vote: impeach Pence Expelling Johnson can be the fourth vote 220
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It might drag Collins over the line if he dropped dead from exhaustion a week or two before the election 000
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And they say college isn't preparing students for life after college... 000
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The secret alignment problem is that “alignment” is unsolvable as a concept, because *humans* are not aligned, so when people start talking about alignment, the first question is *who* is deciding which behaviors they should be aligning with 040
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think she might run if AES wins, but almost certainly runs if Nixon or Hinojosa win 010
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Pay the workers @governorferguson.bsky.social ! They keep us running and connected! Please pay them well and treat them well 021
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If 9/11 happened on Trump's watch, these people would be fucking *celebrating* it 731119
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is real. We did disposables for our first, and about halfway through our second’s diapers, but then she really started to get diaper rash consistently enough that we ended up permanently switching to disposables 020
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If that goes in a Presidential year, there’s basically no route for the GOP 01911
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think the psych damage is mostly from the EC vote count it represents 11971
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If the value is nothing, then what’s the harm in someone saying they won’t tolerate it? If there is no value, then there is no harm in someone making a boundary of it. More importantly, making a boundary of it shows you the people that ignore the boundaries that are set 000
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And friendly mockery from loved ones is so obviously a totally different context that online interactions with strangers, it’s a strange comparison to make 100
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Okay, both “other people tolerate X” and “X is not fatal” are not really reasonable criticisms of the boundaries someone has set. 100
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As a Husky fan, I enjoyed watching this. But as a football fan, I can’t describe how ripshit angry I would normally be seeing these light pushes towards the sideline against a big TE 030
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Something like restrictions on campaign finance spending might take a couple of decades to work through red enough red states, but you tee up a relatively popular amendment and let it slowly move through states on a longer cadence 000
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026An amendment that puts some kind of check and restriction on the pardon power might be easy to get through red state legislatures while there’s a D in office 100
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think for reforms that require a constitutional amendment, you accept that those are long term projects. But I think you could get some things done. 110
Reposted by NoahGovernment Lawyers Oversight Watchdog @glowlaw.org · 03/10/2026These statements came from the top, not line prosecutors — and defendants now cite them in vindictiveness and dismissal motions. When leadership treats the rules as optional, accountability must come from courts, bar authorities, and Congress. Full report:glowlaw.orgTrial by Press Conference: Extrajudicial Statements by Senior Department of Justice Officials – Government Lawyers Oversight Watchdog 083
Reposted by NoahGovernment Lawyers Oversight Watchdog @glowlaw.org · 03/10/2026Courts have noticed. Judges in the Abrego Garcia and Mangione cases found DOJ officials may have violated local rules on pretrial publicity, and one warned of sanctions. Less than two weeks later, Todd Blanche — now AG — said the administration was at “war” with “rogue activist judges.” 1113
Reposted by NoahGovernment Lawyers Oversight Watchdog @glowlaw.org · 03/10/2026What we found: 👉 Then-AG Bondi calling an arraigned defendant a “monster” 👉 A decision to pursue death-penalty announced before indictment 👉 A U.S. Attorney vowing to prove guilt “beyond a reasonable doubt,” then dropping the case 👉 An official saying uncharged targets would be named and shamed 172
Reposted by NoahGovernment Lawyers Oversight Watchdog @glowlaw.org · 03/10/2026These rules aren’t technicalities. DOJ’s own regulation (28 C.F.R. § 50.2), the Justice Manual, and bar rules tell officials not to publicly opine on a defendant’s guilt, attack their character, or tout confessions. The goal: verdicts based on evidence, not on what officials say on TV. 162
Reposted by NoahGovernment Lawyers Oversight Watchdog @glowlaw.org · 03/10/2026New GLOW special report: “Trial by Press Conference.” We document dozens of public statements by six senior DOJ officials — Bondi, Blanche, Dhillon, Martin, Patel, and Pirro — that appear to violate the rules against trying cases in the press. 🧵glowlaw.orgTrial by Press Conference: Extrajudicial Statements by Senior Department of Justice Officials – Government Lawyers Oversight Watchdog 11513
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I really have very few thoughts about this that I can post on this website 030
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If the law means anything, the people that do this should be jailed for civil contempt. The judge should also immediately start whatever local process exists for bringing criminal contempt charges. 030
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Judges should haul the individual ICE agents who do this into their Court on an order to show Cause, and have them jailed in the Courthouse building until the person has been actually released. 161
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I also think all of these people should be subject to conspiracy to commit murder charges if the subject is ever exonerated posthumously 010
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And the judges involved in the trial, and the appellate judges that could have overturned the result (including SCOTUS justices) 110
Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think extrapolating from the former to the latter is a mistake. I also think we should prosecute every person involved in the boat murders. 010
