naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fat Bear Week organizers have once again refused to put me in the running for next year. Thankfully it's only because my traditional dwelling grounds are outside of the Katmai National Park and Preserve 010
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think growing up with a judo studio in my basement did something to my pheromones bc I have never met a jujitsu-practicing man that has not wanted me CARNALLY. 110
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026slavs, i would like to apologize for my disgusting lack of faith in borscht. shit rips. soup of the summer potentially 120
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"everything is terrible" WRONG! ❌🚫🚫❌ SOME things are terrible; many things are not. go outside and let a baby practice waving at you. now tell me again how everything is terrible. 020
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026before you click 'play' there should be a legal click-through disclaimer on any playlist that has "if it means a lot to you" by adtr on it pops up on my 'mid-2000s indie' playlist AT WORK and here i am fighting for my life at my desk 010
Reposted by naem (rhymes with 'mayhem')The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026BREAKING! "Saddle Lake Cree Nation is asserting its Treaty rights and jurisdiction to provide safe refuge for those seeking and providing gender-affirming care. Any Albertan will be able to access gender-affirming care on Saddle Lake Cree Nation reserved lands and territories" 5556281782
Reposted by naem (rhymes with 'mayhem')cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026just moping around the corner 552460152
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026the thing about medical transition is that you do keep having to stab yourself in the leg every week. like every single week even when you don't want to stab yourself in the leg you still have to 110
Reposted by naem (rhymes with 'mayhem')Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Close enough #art 3592162522
Reposted by naem (rhymes with 'mayhem')🦉 Michael Schofield @schoeyfield.com · 01/09/2026I am beta testing Bard (playbard.fm) - a fiction-only podcatcher (#audiodrama, #actualplays, #ttrpg) that surfaces critical darlings, new active shows (and suppresses any verified as made with AI) - and I am looking for iPhone and Android testers. Free. #podcasts Would love some reposts <3.playbard.fmBard: a podcast player for audio drama and actual playA better listening experience for fiction podcasts. Made by a librarian on the weekends with love. 188
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026this will be ultra niche but the absolute luxury of Zulu time being 6hrs off from your timezone cannot be overstated 000
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I was gonna tweet "we got a Tupac conviction before gta6" before I realized I would be the 473rd white guy on your timeline doing the same thing so now I'm still tweeting it but with ✨irony & retrospective self awareness✨ 010
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026contemplating. .. . pastries .mmm 000
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i love being the personality hire but it is kinda stressful that everyone wants to have a kiki while I'm drowning in things to do 000
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026#blender is crazy the detail is crazy honestly the vision & ambition is crazy 010
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026after long contemplation and an even longer shower, it turns out the world was not ending & that I was just stinky 020
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026another thing with being too online that people have been saying but is hard to internalize is the effect of depersonalization on yourself. code and etiquette online are different than IRL and so you can dig yourself into an increasingly isolated existence 110
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i know its two am but i just jazzed so hard i reinvented straight meter 100
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026sometimes you don't need to "get" your friends jokes. sometimes you just need to be there for them 000
Reposted by naem (rhymes with 'mayhem')Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Come out to the @antispectacular.bsky.social show on August 25th at Tapestry in Kensington Market! Here's a lil' clip of me playing at the August 12 show. 1352051
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026box springs are short king phobic and I'll die on this soapbox 110
Reposted by naem (rhymes with 'mayhem')Ben Crossbones @bencrossbones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Artist! Drop something creepy! #DarkArt #horrorart #bodyhorror 052
Reposted by naem (rhymes with 'mayhem')Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 17/08/2026Do you guys not have some kind of editorial process where you check if you're publishing blatant antisemitism? You may want to consider adding such a process. 315213
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026box springs actually piss me off sm like wtf do you mean the bed frame is missing a structurally integral part and now I need Frame Piece But This One Is 6 Inches Thick for some reason if you want it that height just make the bed taller and fuckin give it slats bam world peace 100
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026going from wlw to mlm or vice versa (I assume) is actually so annoying bc the etiquette/rules of engagement for gay dating are so opposite it's actually obnoxious 010
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026i wish i was a more proficient string-player. that little vibrato finger wiggle that they do is so cunty 010
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I do really appreciate drag queens for making "pussy" a positive fun word bc yeah. that wig was the ultimate pussy you're right 000
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026epistemological sounds like a word a toddler might make up while pretending to be a scientist and that's why i can never remember it's definition (relating to the study of the nature, origin, and limits of human knowledge) 010
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i was not ready to learn today that HRT has turned my genuine authentic scream is the same one that newman did when he was getting devoured in the jurassic park jeep (NOT a euphemism) 100
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026damn western Asia really goes off with their yogurt 000
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026god invented facebok marketplace to create new ways to piss me off 020
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026quelques positions ouvertes à montréal pour des développeurs•euses de jeu (Unity) www.paralives.com/jobsparalives.comJobs — Paralives 010
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026sometimes if I can't be fucked with the aux I'll listen to one of the three radio stations that Yellowknife has & my station of choice is a 90s/aughts station. ask me when I realized they consider themselves an 'oldies' station. don't talk to me 000
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I love hanging out with girls bc I'm like "let's go out" and they're like wait I have to make myself so super beautiful and gorgeous and I'm like GIRL you SPOIL me ahhhh 010
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026yellowknifers! if you're at folk this weekend be sure to keep an eye on air quality and mask accordingly! & drink lots of water!! 000
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026so does playing Katy Perry on the radio count as CanCon-in-law now or how does that work 000
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026brother 'PAT on the back' not 'GET TAPPED in the back' 001
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026it may go without saying that I feel there's some possible neurodiversity in the equation as well but like ?????? brother Me too at least have a glass of water I made you carry a PIANO 010
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026sometimes I do miss being a woman but mostly it just cracks me up how men are with other men 110
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026thistle and spires lingerie is so 🔥🔥 that it makes me want to un-cut my tits off 100
Reposted by naem (rhymes with 'mayhem')David Ault | Voice actor and astronomy presenter @davidault.co.uk · 10/07/2026One week to go with £5k left to find... Can you help fund indie British folk horror audiodrama please? 01310
Reposted by naem (rhymes with 'mayhem')Cristian @cristianpintos.com · 12/07/2026Gauchos #art #digitalart #illustration 132545
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026no offence but 259 backers is criminal 😭 get on it if you've got some extra cash kck.st/4v3TOt0kck.stBeck's End - A Folk Horror Audio DramaA new atmospheric folk horror audio drama set in a remote English village, where something ancient stirs beneath the water. 010
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026this hat is so fuckin big it's actually comical 000
Reposted by naem (rhymes with 'mayhem')The Dammitch - Artist and Streamer @thedammitch.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If you are commissioning an artist, and want a specific pose, don't run to genAI to try and make it for you. Draw a stick person. Stick person poses are beloved among all artists. We can see exactly what you want. Do not fear sending the stick person. The stick person is magical. 10889223916
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026weather.gc.ca/airquality/p... mask up Calgary, Edmonton, Fort Simpson + some parts of Fort Smith soyez prudent Calgary, Edmonton, Fort Simpson + quelques quartiers de Fort Smith also be sure to check the NWT fire map if you're local faites checker aussi le carte des feus du gouvernement TNOweather.gc.caLocal Air Quality Health IndexSummary of current values and forecast maximums 031
naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I should actually shout them out, this bleet was made possible by tiktok creators "scarlettaliciaaa" and (fellow ontarian) "wadestokan" this skeet was NOT made possible by my sister (also a juggler) 000