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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem')

@nbdchouinard.bsky.social
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naem d chouinard // they/he/whatever // occasionally a scrub daddy // denendeh, turtle island slash yellowknife, canada

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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fat Bear Week organizers have once again refused to put me in the running for next year. Thankfully it's only because my traditional dwelling grounds are outside of the Katmai National Park and Preserve
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think growing up with a judo studio in my basement did something to my pheromones bc I have never met a jujitsu-practicing man that has not wanted me CARNALLY.
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
slavs, i would like to apologize for my disgusting lack of faith in borscht. shit rips. soup of the summer potentially
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"everything is terrible" WRONG! ❌🚫🚫❌ SOME things are terrible; many things are not. go outside and let a baby practice waving at you. now tell me again how everything is terrible.
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
before you click 'play' there should be a legal click-through disclaimer on any playlist that has "if it means a lot to you" by adtr on it pops up on my 'mid-2000s indie' playlist AT WORK and here i am fighting for my life at my desk
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING! "Saddle Lake Cree Nation is asserting its Treaty rights and jurisdiction to provide safe refuge for those seeking and providing gender-affirming care. Any Albertan will be able to access gender-affirming care on Saddle Lake Cree Nation reserved lands and territories"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
just moping around the corner
orange cat laying on the floor peeking around the corner looking upset
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the thing about medical transition is that you do keep having to stab yourself in the leg every week. like every single week even when you don't want to stab yourself in the leg you still have to
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
drag king name: Shawn deLeer
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Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Close enough #art
A small white cervinae standing in the middle of a rainy window. There is an outline of a bigger deer around it that looks like rain streaks on the window
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🦉 Michael Schofield @schoeyfield.com · 01/09/2026
I am beta testing Bard (playbard.fm) - a fiction-only podcatcher (#audiodrama, #actualplays, #ttrpg) that surfaces critical darlings, new active shows (and suppresses any verified as made with AI) - and I am looking for iPhone and Android testers. Free. #podcasts Would love some reposts <3.
playbard.fm
Bard: a podcast player for audio drama and actual play
A better listening experience for fiction podcasts. Made by a librarian on the weekends with love.
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this will be ultra niche but the absolute luxury of Zulu time being 6hrs off from your timezone cannot be overstated
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was gonna tweet "we got a Tupac conviction before gta6" before I realized I would be the 473rd white guy on your timeline doing the same thing so now I'm still tweeting it but with ✨irony & retrospective self awareness✨
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
contemplating. .. . pastries .mmm
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i love being the personality hire but it is kinda stressful that everyone wants to have a kiki while I'm drowning in things to do
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#blender is crazy the detail is crazy honestly the vision & ambition is crazy
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
after long contemplation and an even longer shower, it turns out the world was not ending & that I was just stinky
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
another thing with being too online that people have been saying but is hard to internalize is the effect of depersonalization on yourself. code and etiquette online are different than IRL and so you can dig yourself into an increasingly isolated existence
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i know its two am but i just jazzed so hard i reinvented straight meter
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
sometimes you don't need to "get" your friends jokes. sometimes you just need to be there for them
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Come out to the @antispectacular.bsky.social show on August 25th at Tapestry in Kensington Market! Here's a lil' clip of me playing at the August 12 show.
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
box springs are short king phobic and I'll die on this soapbox
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Ben Crossbones @bencrossbones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Artist! Drop something creepy! #DarkArt #horrorart #bodyhorror
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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 17/08/2026
Do you guys not have some kind of editorial process where you check if you're publishing blatant antisemitism? You may want to consider adding such a process.
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
box springs actually piss me off sm like wtf do you mean the bed frame is missing a structurally integral part and now I need Frame Piece But This One Is 6 Inches Thick for some reason if you want it that height just make the bed taller and fuckin give it slats bam world peace
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
going from wlw to mlm or vice versa (I assume) is actually so annoying bc the etiquette/rules of engagement for gay dating are so opposite it's actually obnoxious
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i wish i was a more proficient string-player. that little vibrato finger wiggle that they do is so cunty
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I do really appreciate drag queens for making "pussy" a positive fun word bc yeah. that wig was the ultimate pussy you're right
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
epistemological sounds like a word a toddler might make up while pretending to be a scientist and that's why i can never remember it's definition (relating to the study of the nature, origin, and limits of human knowledge)
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i was not ready to learn today that HRT has turned my genuine authentic scream is the same one that newman did when he was getting devoured in the jurassic park jeep (NOT a euphemism)
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
damn western Asia really goes off with their yogurt
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
god invented facebok marketplace to create new ways to piss me off
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
quelques positions ouvertes à montréal pour des développeurs•euses de jeu (Unity) www.paralives.com/jobs
paralives.com
Jobs — Paralives
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
sometimes if I can't be fucked with the aux I'll listen to one of the three radio stations that Yellowknife has & my station of choice is a 90s/aughts station. ask me when I realized they consider themselves an 'oldies' station. don't talk to me
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I love hanging out with girls bc I'm like "let's go out" and they're like wait I have to make myself so super beautiful and gorgeous and I'm like GIRL you SPOIL me ahhhh
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
yellowknifers! if you're at folk this weekend be sure to keep an eye on air quality and mask accordingly! & drink lots of water!!
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
so does playing Katy Perry on the radio count as CanCon-in-law now or how does that work
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
brother 'PAT on the back' not 'GET TAPPED in the back'
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it may go without saying that I feel there's some possible neurodiversity in the equation as well but like ?????? brother Me too at least have a glass of water I made you carry a PIANO
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
sometimes I do miss being a woman but mostly it just cracks me up how men are with other men
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
thistle and spires lingerie is so 🔥🔥 that it makes me want to un-cut my tits off
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David Ault | Voice actor and astronomy presenter @davidault.co.uk · 10/07/2026
One week to go with £5k left to find... Can you help fund indie British folk horror audiodrama please?
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Cristian @cristianpintos.com · 12/07/2026
Gauchos #art #digitalart #illustration
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
no offence but 259 backers is criminal 😭 get on it if you've got some extra cash kck.st/4v3TOt0
kck.st
Beck's End - A Folk Horror Audio Drama
A new atmospheric folk horror audio drama set in a remote English village, where something ancient stirs beneath the water.
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this hat is so fuckin big it's actually comical
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The Dammitch - Artist and Streamer @thedammitch.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
If you are commissioning an artist, and want a specific pose, don't run to genAI to try and make it for you. Draw a stick person. Stick person poses are beloved among all artists. We can see exactly what you want. Do not fear sending the stick person. The stick person is magical.
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
what if a milf was a boy
bathroom mirror selfie of naem. he/they are mediterranean-looking with slight stubble and thick round tortoise shell glasses. smiling slightly with one eyebrow barely raised. definite thirst trap intentions. plain white crew neck tee shirt with a navy blue Hawaiian style shirt with tan flowers unbuttoned & layered on top
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
weather.gc.ca/airquality/p... mask up Calgary, Edmonton, Fort Simpson + some parts of Fort Smith soyez prudent Calgary, Edmonton, Fort Simpson + quelques quartiers de Fort Smith also be sure to check the NWT fire map if you're local faites checker aussi le carte des feus du gouvernement TNO
weather.gc.ca
Local Air Quality Health Index
Summary of current values and forecast maximums
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naem (rhymes with 'mayhem') @nbdchouinard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I should actually shout them out, this bleet was made possible by tiktok creators "scarlettaliciaaa" and (fellow ontarian) "wadestokan" this skeet was NOT made possible by my sister (also a juggler)
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