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When I am not building and fixing author websites, I make things like badge ribbons, bookmarks, event badges, and (lately) centerpieces. natehoffelder.com also: x.com/inkbitspixels #actuallyautistic he/him

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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 15h
if this is true then you won't be able to tell where the AI music is
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 29/09/2026
Does anyone know where I can find obscene wrapping paper?
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 29/09/2026
I was going to tell a joke about a jump rope but I decided to skip it.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 29/09/2026
Nathan Bransford shares 10 things which don't belong in a query letter. buff.ly/slxnag6
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10 things that don't belong in a query letter
I’m going a little retro today with a Buzzfeed-style header and some hot takes about elements that don’t belong in a query letter. Here’s the thing though, if I’m being fully honest: there are no…
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 29/09/2026
I just heard about Spotify's AI-slop audiobook production. buff.ly/PPWkpMz Have you tried it? How was it?
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Turn Your Book Into an Audiobook in Minutes with Spotify for Authors
Create a free, natural-sounding audiobook from your manuscript with new Audiobook Creation Tools, powered by leading voice models from ElevenLabs.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 29/09/2026
The Atlantic dives into fraudulently produced AI slop ebooks. buff.ly/OC5bYpN This problem has been around for several years now so I am rather surprised that the ebook platforms haven't worked out a solution yet. buff.ly/yZ2hTwC
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The Rise of Parasite Authors
First, AI stole their books. Now it’s stealing their readers.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 28/09/2026
Denise Baran-Unland shares ten signs of a healthy writing club. buff.ly/6CAQoKc
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10 Signs of a Healthy Writer's Group
The founder of the long-lived Writer's Group WriteOn Joliet tells what makes a healthy Critique group for Writers.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 28/09/2026
Thanks to AI spam, Amazon has reduced KDP upload limit to 2 titles per week. buff.ly/796dwam
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KDP Community
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 28/09/2026
Court docs show OpenAI and Microsoft knew book copying was illegal (This week in books) buff.ly/SL03AdA
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Court docs show OpenAI and Microsoft knew book copying was illegal (This week in books)
This week! Books! Unsealed Files Show Open AI/Microsoft Knew Copying Was Illegal and Could Hurt Authors – Jim Milliot, Publishers Weekly – Unsealed court documents show OpenAI and Microsoft employees…
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 27/09/2026
Friday’s Endnotes – 09/25/26 buff.ly/YqiW6SF
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Friday’s Endnotes – 09/25/26 – Copyhype
“An astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions”: Court records show what Microsoft and OpenAI actually thought about AI training — “Internal Microsoft communications identified the ‘real risk’…
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 27/09/2026
Weekly News: 21st September 2026 buff.ly/HJB5wir
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Weekly News: 21st September 2026 - Author Help
Every week, we post a curated list of links that authors should find useful or interesting. Here are this week’s links: Book a FREE consultation to find out how we can help you publish your book.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 27/09/2026
God I hate #Slack. I rejoined Slack because of someone's job board. It took about 15 minutes to remind me that I hate Slack's interface so much that I am fine with not using that job board.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 27/09/2026
today's grammar lesson
This image shows a seahorse and a sawhorse. It is a visual pun about the conjugations of the word "see".
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 26/09/2026
for some reason my print book won't play the audio clip
this photo shows a screenshot of a print book with a digital audiobook player printed on the page.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 26/09/2026
Top 5 Publishing Articles/Blogs Posts of the Week 9/21/26-9/25/26 buff.ly/WtFGQZg
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Top 5 Publishing Articles/Blogs Posts of the Week 9/21/26-9/25/26 - Publishing Trends
Every week, we recommend 5 publishing articles/blog posts that supplement the major news for the week.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 25/09/2026
this is a joke meme about how people are sometimes tricked into revealing their personal info like credit card numbers
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 24/09/2026
That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, I've got nothing !!!
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 24/09/2026
I am having Crimson Coward chicken for dinner tonight, and I think I've cracked the recipe their secret sauce. I've loved this sauce since I first had it 3 or 4 years ago, but for the longest time I've tried and failed to copy it. But then when I was on a trip to Pittsburgh I encountered
chicken from Crimson Coward
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 23/09/2026
yoink
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 23/09/2026
What has 4 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has six letters, and never has five letters.
it's a word joke - see text of post
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 23/09/2026
Victoria Strauss digs into a lawsuit against a vanity press scammer. buff.ly/XLSfZvT
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Love v. Wiley Book Writers: A Publishing Scam Gets a Rare Comeuppance - Writer Beware
Raymond Love just wanted to publish his children’s book with a trustworthy self-publishing company. Instead, he found a scam that took his money and delivered nothing of value. For most authors in…
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Zee (missing life's little cues) @miscue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SEATTLE!
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Jillian @nogoodwyfe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THAT SOULLESS MOTHERFUCKER IS DOING ALL OF THIS JUST BECAUSE HE WANTS A ROBOT GIRLFRIEND WHO IS SCARLETT JOHANSSON?? of course he is
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 22/09/2026
The Walrus does a deep dive into Wattpad. buff.ly/CWH4iNl
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As Wattpad Takes a Corporate Turn, Users Miss Its Cringe Years | The Walrus
Known for freewheeling fanfic, the self-publishing platform is turning into a content factory
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 22/09/2026
Kobo has rebuilt the sync function in their ereaders. buff.ly/K1wWV9n
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Michael Tamblyn (@mtamblyn.bsky.social)
The next month is going to be busy for us here at Kobo, but here's a little something that snuck out in advance: We know some of you have been driven slowly crazy by the way your reading progress on…
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 22/09/2026
B&N is buying a Kentucky-based indie bookseller. buff.ly/gflsjY8
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https://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/industry-news/bookselling/article/101242-b-n-agrees-to-buy-joseph-beth-booksellers.html
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Help me raise some money for my kids’ elementary school! Buy one of these large DRAW pins and 100% of the proceeds will be donated to their arts magnet school! Do it for the kids! www.harebraineddesign.com/collections/...
Black enamel pin with red type that says “DRAW” and white lettering underneath that says “To keep kids off generative AI” in the style of DARE program tees.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 21/09/2026
The thing about driving in Maryland (or at least in DC-Baltimore) is that the slow lane is for people "only" driving 10 miles over the speed limit.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 21/09/2026
Scammers are impersonating one of my colleagues. buff.ly/xf4L3FH (this happened to me, too)
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Scammers impersonating Author Help - Author Help
It’s an unfortunate fact of modern life that there are many scammers on the internet looking to make money from authors. We were recently contacted by an author that had been contacted by a scammer…
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 21/09/2026
Jane Friedman argues that author conferences shouldn't ignore AI, which is wild to me because all the conferences I've been to have had panels on AI. buff.ly/kI4pxUW
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Writing Conferences Shouldn’t Ignore AI in Their Programming | Jane Friedman
Conference attendees have many questions about AI, and organizers would better serve their audience by engaging with intent and clarity.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 21/09/2026
Microsoft employees wondered whether OpenAI was committing “largest theft of labor in human history” (This week in books) buff.ly/T3yINjc
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Microsoft employees wondered whether OpenAI was committing “largest theft of labor in human history” (This week in books)
This week! Books! Microsoft and OpenAI Workers Worry About ‘Largest Theft of Labor’ in History (gift link) – Karen Weise and Mike Isaac, New York Times – Microsoft and OpenAI workers were taking…
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 19/09/2026
Weekly News: 14th September 2026 buff.ly/mqnEvaN
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Weekly News: 14th September 2026 - Author Help
Every week, we post a curated list of links that authors should find useful or interesting. Here are this week’s links: Book a FREE consultation to find out how we can help you publish your book.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 19/09/2026
Top 5 Publishing Articles/Blogs Posts of the Week 9/14/26-9/18/26 buff.ly/pUcqOKh
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Top 5 Publishing Articles/Blogs Posts of the Week 9/14/26-9/18/26 - Publishing Trends
Every week, we recommend 5 publishing articles/blog posts that supplement the major news for the week.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 18/09/2026
Just about to go out the door and head to Creatures, Crime, and Creativity Convention.
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Stephanie Baker @stephabaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Covid in 98% of airport air samples. A reminder that you can wear an n95 when you travel, even if you don’t wear one all the time, and why wouldn’t you want to avoid getting sick while you’re on a trip?
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 17/09/2026
Nate’s travel tips: DC With Bouchercon being held in DC in 2027, I thought it would be helpful to share a few travel tips. For starters, if you are flying in, you need to use either Dulles or National. BWI looks like it is close, but it’s not.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 17/09/2026
Do I know anyone who works at @bookbub.bsky.social ?
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Boston University's English department (my dept) recently voted to approve new learning outcomes for the English major, including an anti-AI provision that requires students to “craft and revise writing that is sustained, original, and generated without the assistance of AI."
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New Learning Outcomes Announced | English
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 16/09/2026
I just picked up 3 first editions in H Beam Piper's Paratime series. They were obviously published posthumously, so I can't get Piper's autograph, so maybe I'll ask Turtledove to sign them. hehehe
this photo shows 3 books by Harry Turtledove
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 15/09/2026
Nate’s travel tips: Health and Wellness Tip #1 I hesitate to make claims about wellness (I’m not nearly fit enough to be a fitness guru) but I have noticed that I do have several healthy habits to share. These habits make it easier to go on trips and also recover from the trips afterward.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 15/09/2026
Ed Nawotka takes a look at how the publishing industry is using AI. buff.ly/Nvkqr84
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https://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/industry-news/publisher-news/article/101215-publishing-s-ai-reckoning.html
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Sava Blue @unicorntickles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Being “apolitical” doesn’t actually mean you won’t take sides. It just means you will always take the side of power. mfer looks like a weasel and today he finally embraced those looks
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 14/09/2026
Bwahahaha
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Thomas Zimmer @thomaszimmer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“The Civil Rights Act was the Treaty of Versailles for white people,” MAGA personality Jack Posobiec blurted out in January 2024. That’s utterly ridiculous - but it just perfectly captures the sentiment that is driving the revanchist project of both MAGA and the AfD.
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 14/09/2026
Hey everyone, If anyone needs help with their website or with other tech, I have time in my schedule and I could use the work. Thanks, Nate
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm reading less nonfiction because I need more escape and brain repair, especially after mental fragmentation from the current times and focusing what nonfiction reading I am doing on the current times. 2¢
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 14/09/2026
Dammit. Amazon's Mechanical Turk service is shutting down. www.mturk.com It launched about 20 years ago, and it let you hire people to do work which could not be automated easily. And frankly, a lot of the tasks I paid people for are still things which AI sucks at, but it looks like AI killed it.
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Amazon Mechanical Turk
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 14/09/2026
Oxford University Press just released the results of a surveyon academics using AI. buff.ly/NP7slLF
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Researchers and AI: Survey Findings
New research from Oxford University Press explores Artificial Intelligence (AI) and the research process. We conducted a survey to find out how academic resear
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Nate Hoffelder @natehoffelder.com · 14/09/2026
Sean Deone is right that the non-fiction book market is collapsing, but not for the reason you think. buff.ly/CX1zf5D
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The Nonfiction Book Market is Collapsing
This is not one of those periodic “End of Reading” Atlantic click bait essays.
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