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Nate

@natecook.bsky.social
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Once-geologist, recovering rower, current patent litigator. Avid Izzet mage, strategy/rpg enthusiast. Pro-veggies, anti-fruit. He/him, 🏳️‍🌈.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 3h
To give a sense of scale, Musk is spending more on the midterms than he was on the 2024 election, and he was the biggest donor in that election. In 2025 he promised to pull back from politics and do much less political spending. Another lie.
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 1h
yeah
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 1h
The fact that the administration is reacting to their newfound unpopularity by mostly by taking a more extreme crackdown than cutting back to the center (like the election candidates mostly are) is a bad sign and an indicator that they're goign to try Jan 6 shit again, imo.
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 1h
posts
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 1h
Wait I was also shopping in overpriced trinket shops in the greater NYC metro area this weekend, am I Kelly Clarkson?
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 13h
The repair folks fucked up the floor repairs and I'd have to totally redo them to have them fixed and I just don't know if I have the energy to fight them anymore but like, fuck this
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you know it then you know
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh in that case I usually go backwards 3
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Now do the order you take them off
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's fucking insane we elected the most obvious con man twice, really hard to love democracy when we fuck it up this hard
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump is just smart enough to understand that voters are shortsighted and gullible but he is absolutely too stupid to pretend they're not when he's trying to dupe them
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's so funny that Trump's new approach on the Iran War is "it's ok, you can still vote for us, I won't do any more bombings until after midterms"
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Usually 2, sometimes 1 or 5
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stolen Come From Away valor
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pup play but it's seal pups
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey so this guy is AI?
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hot for Husband, love talking to Husband 2, a classique dillémæ
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
People who say Thor can't be forgiven because they devalued a porcupine are the same people who simp for these folks.
Tupac ShakurGoliath from Gargoyles
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe!
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So much!
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In some sense, yes!
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Levi @nadiaoh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Troye album is his best yet. 3/5 stars for you king!
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I get to have so much *** this weekend I'm excited
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly a lie aimed at making Trump and Putin look good. Russia can't cover even its own needs in the middle of its genocidal invasion of Ukraine, let alone sell diesel on the global market. At the beginning of October Putin extended the diesel export ban until the end of the month.
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My theory is "realized child is approaching internet access age"
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes! And it just had a gentle sweetness to it that was unusual but pleasant
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In the restaurant I used to work in we'd have a roast with stuffing on the menu every Sunday using whatever leftover bread we had that week, and one week we just had a lot of cake donuts for some reason so we said "fuck it" and used that and it was shockingly delicious
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This makes me feel literally sick. Like actual stomach-turning nausea. Fuck everything about this.
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I still think Nixon winning in Florida is very unlikely but a boy can dream, right?
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've said it before but I would pay good money for a professional backscratch
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
well not your 'nads apparently
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*eph you can't do this to me on a Wednesday morning
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Slack is down, apparently, what are y'all doing with your free time instead?
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At this point I think this stuff is intentionally being leaked by the Paxton campaign to save their sinking ship
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's marathon long run season
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dan Osborn in the Senate could make things very interesting the next 6 years
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's her month (and she wants you to give her scratches behind the ear and also leave her alone)
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is sort of crazy that our elected officials just kind of stop doing anything every other year to campaign instead
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Show her the Bad Posts and she will understand why
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sure he has many grey movies he can teach you about
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
flirting
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My election hot take is that Iowa is more Tilt Dem than Maine is rn
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lanterns finale was good, and I hope we get a lot more GL stuff of that quality in the future
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I read the comics[' summaries in a wikihole at 2am one night]
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Taber please you have to watch it, it has the best literal needle drop
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wha–... why... is it blue?
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have good things about Emberward!
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pumpkin bread recipes, obviously
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ND is going to score a point for every year in the age gap between Belicheck and his girlfriend
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