Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Tyler the Creator just walked into Pine State Biscuit in Portland, thinking it'd be full of white, IPA sipping hipsters who listen to indie-folk, and wouldn't recognize him. Poor guy. Hope his breakfast was good. 010
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/02/2025U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenshiptheonion.comU.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred CitizenshipWASHINGTON, DC—In an 86-14 vote, the Senate approved legislation Monday establishing PlatinumPlus Preferred citizenship, an exciting new program offering special benefits and discounts to select membe... 1406438822
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Pretty sure I just watched The Mars Volta channel the ghost of David Lynch live on stage. 000
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Libs, in victory: see we didn't need the left, fuck them, they get nothing, they ARE nothing Libs, in defeat: we needed the left and they betrayed us, time to call the cops on anne frank 1393724785
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I'm a communist, and I'm a bit baffled that some of my fellow communists still use the hammer and sickle as a symbol for communism. I thought he conversation about the multiple reasons why we should NOT use that symbol was settled like a decade ago. Ask me if you don't know. 000
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Why do they call themselves ICE if they're on fire? Idiots. 010
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGreg vs Crabitalism @bigmadcrab.bsky.social · 18/02/2025JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia 930107321736
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 17/02/2025@juliusgoat.bsky.social 6755610614771
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganIt's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025"Graffiti with the words “Who will kill Elon?” appeared on the 490 off-ramp bridge to Howell Street, seemingly referencing Elon Musk." #NewYork www.whec.com/local/graffi...whec.comGraffiti in downtown Rochester appears to target Elon MuskROCHESTER, N.Y. — Commuters on I-490 West in downtown Rochester encountered an unexpected sight on Thursday.Graffiti with the words “Who will kill Elon?” appeared on the 490 off-ramp bridge to Howell ... 1125349
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganEvan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I’m talking THOUSANDS of comments of people saying if they don’t have their meds, they are going for HIM specifically first. Thats the kind o heat that should be put on every single one of these pieces of shit 1237
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganFeral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 15/02/2025This is excellent. Hedges argues that this US election was a ruling class civil war between traditional corporatists and newly rising oligarchs, the first of which quite like a stable state that props up capitalism and the second which is more keen on burning and looting. 13915
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/02/2025glad someone is finally saying it loltmz.comBill Burr Says Billionaires Should Be Put Down Like Rabid DogsBill Burr doesn't want to eat the rich ... but he does want to kill them. 8452061053
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I swear I haven't heard "Eminence Front" since I was a kid, and then suddenly it's in two of my favorite shows in the span of a week. And by the way, it's easily The Who's best song. Kinda crazy it doesn't get more attention. 000
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/02/2025*guy who can't play Diablo for himself* Yeah all these government payments are probably fraud 232583416
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 11/02/2025If your impulse is to scold those who didn't show up for a political party that facilitated genocide, rather than to scold said party for alienating voters by facilitating genocide, then your opinion is simply irrelevant. 000
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025contrary to the recent revisionism going around, i and many others in 2017 were saying "ice is the gestapo" and "this is the beginning of the 4th reich" and similar, while resistance libs focused on "covfefe" and calling him "drumpf" and telling us to stop overreacting and focus on the midterms 551276214
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?theonion.comWhy Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ... 964047294
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 09/02/2025You know that person in your life who fucks up over and over again, but refuses to take accountability, and refuses to listen when people warn them of the consequences of their obviously bad decisions? That's Democrats. They'll blame everything and everyone but themselves for their failures. 010
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Just block shitlibs like Will Stancil. They contribute nothing to the discourse and are just trying to waste your time with bullshit asymmetry. 020
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 08/02/2025The point where the timeline branched into the one where Harris won, and the one we're in now, occurred when Harris decided whether or not to say "I am unequivocally against genocide, and I will put a stop to this one." 010
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganIt's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Police tried to protect a small group of armed neo-Nazis from angry community members today on a freeway overpass in #Ohio, people managed to push through police as the Nazis escaped in a box truck. Young people then set fire to a stolen Nazi flag. 802816826
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganThe Intercept @theintercept.com · 07/02/2025A far-right Zionist group is making a list of pro-Palestine activists to send to the Trump administration for deportation. Read more: interc.pt/3Q97hgu 📹 @jordanuhl.comyoutube.comThis Far-Right Group Is Building a List of Pro-Palestine Activists to DeportYouTube video by The Intercept 20247147
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 07/02/2025We've been trying to warn you since 2015. 010
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 06/02/20252016 leftists: "If you run a right leaning candidate, you won't win over the right. You'll just alienate the left." 2016 liberals: "lol get fucked, we don't need you." 2017 liberals: "it's leftists' fault and also somehow Russia." 2024 leftists: "If you run a right leaning candidate..." 121
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 06/02/2025At this point, the simplest explanation is that Democrats are controlled opposition, serving the oligarchy by providing the illusion of choice. 000
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganDan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 05/02/2025The absolute glee some are displaying in blaming Palestinians, and people who protested on their behalf, for their own ethnic cleansing is a strategic error (obvs you target the decision maker), a political error (obvs you need those votes), and a moral error (obvs fix your hearts or die). 403768965
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 06/02/2025You know what? Fuck it. MLs, this stubborn old ancom is willing to do things your way. Whatever it takes to make sure every single billionaire gets put to the guillotine. 200
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 06/02/2025They've always known they're above the law; now they want YOU to know. 000
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganHoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Seeing a lot of comments from people upset with Senate Democrats. I think people need to understand that right this minute, Senate Dems are considering launching an aggressive plan to discuss maybe developing a plan of some kind which might or might not be aggressive. 1391232104
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025it's wild that the most charitable and generous possible interpretation of democrats right now is that they're fucking cowards 0657
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Libs: "call your senators and demand they restore the rule of law." Y'all aren't getting it. This is a fascist coup. A real one. It's happening. Telephone calls ain't gonna do shit. 110
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 03/02/2025And the gold medal in the useless sack of shit olympics goes to Chuck Schumer! congratulations man you fucking suck, fuck you! 0618
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Elon musk's actions appeal to the very foundation of all legal systems from the dawn of civilization: what the fuck are you gonna do about it? chuck schumer has answered: nothin, go off 0396
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 03/02/2025senate dem leader confirms that senate dems will continue their long standing tradition of not doing shit about shit 3678
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Libs Shocked to Find Out That Stuff Antifascists Warned About For Ten Years Actually Happening 000
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 03/02/2025the only reasonable explanation for the behaviour of dem officials is that they are willing, even enthusiastic, accomplices to fascism. 612629
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 03/02/2025just wanna remind everyone that closing guantanamo is one of the things dems and obama promised to do with their 2009 supermajority and guess fucking what 847187
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp Toboggan💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I’m calling it now. Libs are gonna lead everyone back in the wrong direction again for the rich in the next two elections. They haven’t learned anything. And they get mad when you point that out. Wait for it. 6868487
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 03/02/2025democrats are once again bringing a hand job to a gun fight 1154988
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 03/02/2025hey dems i know you can fight just pretend they're trying to do medicare for all 618445
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Marco Rubio's new acting undersecretary of state for public diplomacy, ladies and gentlemen. 2226179176901
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganEvan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 02/02/2025There isn’t a single person who owns a Cybertruck who doesn’t deserve to have it vandalized. That car is owned exclusively by pieces of shit 5645
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I just saw Companion and it was phenomenal. Jack Quaid perfectly captures the narcissistic entitlement of a certain kind of mediocre white man; the kind that currently run the country. 000
Mantis Shrimp Toboggan @natebrobisky.bsky.social · 02/02/2025"I am unequivocally against genocide" is the lowest possible bar for basic human decency, and yet the Democrats couldn't clear it, and a shocking number of libs on this app can't clear it either. 100
Reposted by Mantis Shrimp TobogganEvan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I said I would leave America if I could, but I can’t, and I got a lot of liberals in my comments saying “if you don’t want to fight for it, then leave! And never come back!” You know who else said that exact same thing to me? Every right wing person I’ve met since George W Bush invaded Iraq in 2003. 2252
