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Natalie McGill

@nataliesmcgill.bsky.social
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OK at writing. Not OK at other things. Other things = everything else. Hazard to be near for Terps games | Writer for A Black Lady Sketch Show S3 + S4

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your birthday is the best way to find out how many emails you need to unsubscribe from.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
EVERYONE WATCHES WOMEN'S SPORTS. Except Sen. Eric Schmitt's staff, apparently.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nevermind a list of every country. I need an Animaniacs video where Yakko lists all the food that's been recalled.
Image of Yakko from the TV show Animaniacs pointing at a country on a map.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*Throws cardigan at Nancy Mace like an angry conservative dad from an 80s film* Me: COVER TF UP!
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Spain player before Argentina got the red card #WorldCup2026
Man goes into air after getting hit by a bison.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shakira is not allowed to look the same as she did when I was taking the SATs #WorldCup2026
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18/07/2026
I can't believe Taco Bell is the voice of reason in a conversation about explosive diarrhea.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Honestly, I think Trump orchestrated this whole outbreak because he was tired of being the only one constantly crapping his pants.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
WHAT IN THE ENTIRE F$%*? That is NOT the "RIP" I was expecting out of Congress this weekend 👀😶
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
God bless the man in this bar who yelled "SHOOT THE J" when Mexico was within striking range. #WorldCup2026
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This Argentina v. Cabo Verde game is stressing me tf out in the best way. #WorldCup
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Okay so I'm bad at math but this sounds like ALL the fireworks everywhere ever? Like I am unconvinced that all 50 states *didn't* donate all their fireworks for this.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
There is a Scottish flag featuring Groundskeeper Willie on the sidelines of this Haiti v. Scotland game that deserves WAY more camera closeups. #WorldCup2026
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So...do we technically gotta credit Paraguay for the assist on that goal? #WorldCup2026
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You know the gas prices are too high when you haven't seen an LA newscast interrupted by a car chase in WEEKS.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My 6 yo nephew told me his favorite dino plushy's eyes are "filled with wandering glory." Meanwhile my brain freezes when I open Final Draft. Can we switch places?
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
PRO: Artists are dropping out of the Freedom 250 concert. CON: People are probably using Kalshi to guess who'll be next.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What in the "2am Time Life Music presents TV commercial" is this lineup?!
Freedom 250 announces the music icons who will be performing at the Great American State Fair on the National Mall June 25 though July 10: Martina McBride, C+C Music Factory, Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli, Young MC, The Commodores, Morris Day and the Time, Flo Rida, Bret Michaels
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Welcome to 40. You are now wiping your ass with your non-dominant hand because you played four games of pickleball.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
So Geno thought a USC player ripped Sarah Strong's jersey ehen she ripped her own. Then he was pissed bc he said Dawn Staley didn't give him a pregame handshake. Footage shows she did. Yeah that post-game presser is gonna be interesting #UConn #SouthCarolina #MarchMadness
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/04/2026
I saw your bad opinion and ignored it. I am god’s strongest soldier.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Watched the first half. Looked abysmal for UConn so I took a shower during the half. Stepped out and it was 49-56. And then DUKE CHOKES. #MarchMadness
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Did a late watch of the Oscars and the irony of the sound being effed up inside the Dolby Theatre is not lost on me.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Me: I would feel slightly better about the direction of this country and honestly life in general if someone--ANYONE--in our government faced a crumb of accountability for these daily atrocities. Universe: Best I can do is Black Garfield.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
She's either ignoring this subpoena or giving zero answers for a second time in a row. Neither ends with her in cuffs, so I don't see the point.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I've been trying to come up with a way to describe the Olympics ice skating gala and so far the best I can come up with is it's all the things SNL's Stefon would find at the club.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The women's free skate and hockey final are at the same time, which should be illegal.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The only silver lining to waking up in the middle of the night to pee is briefly logging on to learn Prince Andrew got arrested on his birthday.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
imagine hitting “skip intro” on the muppet show. you should go to jail
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Okay that Alysa Liu skate had me WEEPING. #Olympics
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I feel bad for the people who only watch the Super Bowl for the ads because the ones these year were just absolutely soul sucking.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I assume Sam Altman has turned into a zombie on a biting spree based on the number of ChatGPT images I'm seeing on Facebook.
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 05/02/2026
If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Thinking of volunteering one of the many women in my family to tell Lindsey Vonn "Girl if you don't sit your ass down somewhere..." (with love of course!)
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Every idiot tricked into attacking Comet Ping Pong bc they thought it housed a pedo ring better reverse course on Connecticut Ave. and bring that same energy to the White House.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
CATHERINE O'HARA. REALLY? AS IF A BILLION AND ONE OTHER PPL SHOULDN'T BE IN THE GROUND FIRST 💔
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
So Murdoch launches a California Post but the Washington Post continues to be gutted and there'a no more Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Cool cool cool. 😡
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
You think I GAF that DHS locked Bovino out of his socials? He can just start his own personal one. You know where he really can't use social media? PRISON.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Good news: Trump didn't say anything stupid about MLK Day today. Bad news: That attention was diverted to this.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
WOW CHICAGO WTF
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I'm convinced the people who run our government are the same ppl running the LA28 registration website.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Had this been any other joe schmo with a gun he would have been identified/misidentifed/identified 20x over by now.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Juiceless Bitch Update
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Can whoever does IT at TMZ do us a solid and unplug the servers?
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Dick Van Dyke outliving the son of the man who created his TV show is insane. That Rob & Michele Reiner news is awful.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I need a little less "Caught in 4K" and a lot more "Arrested in 4K" and "Tried in The Hague in 4K."
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Hmm that's weird, I wonder why the Calibri font is trending online today...(reads) OH FFS 😡
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The events of this year have left me so emotionally fragile that if I ever found out that twerking squirrel puppet was actually AI I would lose my shit.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
If the Girl Scouts don't have "Setting Up Your Mother's New Phone" badge that is a *huge* oversight.
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