Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 2hstatic.klipy.comFuturama: Professor Farnsworth - To Shreds You SayAlt: Futurama: Professor Farnsworth replying to someone on the phone, saying "To shreds, you say." 021
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I had to give up football because I recognized being a chargers fan was bad for my mental health. 010
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I wouldn't challenge him. He's clearly a master in the dark art of denimancy 021
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I had to take out a personal loan to give $3 to all the democrats who need it :( 020
Reposted by Brian BirdKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense 2197372729
Reposted by Brian BirdEmily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think internal combustion engines should be considered like CRT televisions...like it's a cool technology that is just too environmentally destructive and has been surpassed by modern replacements for most people, but still deserves to be remembered and appreciated by the weirdo enthusiasts 0101
Reposted by Brian BirdThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 7676281088
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I treat these as announcements of upcoming blog posts 020
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm still boycotting Panera due to theirs being the only commercial I heard when listening to Pandora like 15 years ago. 010
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I cannot believe we gave someone this stupid all the money. He should have none of the money. 010
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think Michael Tracey should live the rest of his life afraid to leave the house. 010
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Aw shit I was supposed to have completed my Joke Identification Training already 010
Reposted by Brian Birdmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun. 168188204721
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I need the Phillies to make the Braves fans doing that racist ass chant very very sad. 010
Reposted by Brian BirdSara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My latest looks at the complications of streaming the Wild Card round with MLB partitioning off ever more of their games to different platforms in the name of short-term profits www.bleedcubbieblue.com/mlb-news/235...bleedcubbieblue.comIf MLB streams it, baseball fans won’t watchBut maybe that was a blessing for Game 1 of the Wild Card round 2103
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's infuriating!! I just want to watch baseball! 120
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bro I can barely find a tshirt that doesn't make me want to rend my flesh from my bones. There is no way I'm wearing five shirts. 000
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I did however like that the 3B ump was like "whatever dude, you went around and you're gonna lose anyway" 000
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would like this guy to set up a booth inside a punk or metal show where he can explain to all the patrons why his AI music is better. 001
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I assume you were just trying to avoid any big Warhammer spoilers 020
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whoever is tenderizing my body in my sleep needs to cut it out. 000
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@meredithshiner.com and @bcbsara.bsky.social are two very enjoyable Chicago follows 020
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Man imagine how early you must have gotten in to snag Cool_Guy5 000
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am fine with ads because I strongly feel everyone working at aftermath should make one million dollars a year minimum. 041
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There is no punishment for these people that would leave me satisfied. 031
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I would like to thank you for talking about disability. It has helped me a ton as I've been dealing with an undiagnosed issue that can be pretty debilitating. It's helped me understand myself and my body and made me feel less alone. Thank you 1110
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026May they find themselves more fucked then they feared. 000
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I say this to myself in the mirror every morning. 000
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is it okay to call in "probably can't get through the day without crying" to work 010
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Indistinguishable from a list of shows every white dad has on dvd. 010
Brian Bird @nasicournus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New pain symptom today which means I want to scream and cry and murder all at the same time 000
