"Hey dad, what's 'anti-woke'?"
"Wh—what?"
"Someone sent me a link to your account on something called 'Twitter?'"
"oh god—"
"Dad, were you—opposed to being awake?"
"Son, listen—"
"NAZIS, dad?"
"IT WAS A PHASE"
"(to self) holy shit, Donald Trump memes..."
"IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME"
