Sign in

spore whore 🍄

@narcolepticlol.bsky.social
94 followers 44 following 107 posts

Andrea 🇺🇸🇲🇽 software engineer 💻 songwriter 🥀 neurally fucked 🧠 she/any

PostsRepliesMedia
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Got drunk & doordashed bread 😭
000 0
Reposted by spore whore 🍄
Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.
195129734257 13K
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Self-proclaimed “free-thinkers” are always the dumbass kids who stood up for the pledge all the way up until graduation day
010 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
All 3 of these are from different days and contexts. I’m a full adult.
010 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“Well if that’s their hiring culture you don’t wanna work there anyway” YES I DO! I NEED A JOB. INCOME. THE THING PEOPLE HAVE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE? YEAH I WANT ONE OF THOSE EVEN IF IT ISNT FUCKING ENJOYABLE SHUT THE FUCK UP
010 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
So uh… do you prefer blondies or bundtettes?
000 0
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
No <3
010 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Water in your nose sucks but it’s definitely not the worst substance to get up there
000 0
Reposted by spore whore 🍄
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Brb accidentally fell in a giant hole of sadness and despair.
4647948 479
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Im so tired of the job hunt. I just want to WORK for MONEY
020 2
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Just got stood up at a JOB INTERVIEW
230 3
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I am the latex, I speak for the trees
010 1
Reposted by spore whore 🍄
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
526344358940 34.4K
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ooooooooooooh wait that’s selling it even more. Remind me to read it in approximately 2.6 years once I’m done getting through the entirety of the Witcher series
110 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ooooooh I’ll have to add that to my list then
110 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Just woke up from a dream where I was writing a book that I was super proud of about a zombie apocalypse and I was almost done with it so now I’m just upset that if I want to be an author I’d have to start a book instead of just finish one 🙄
110 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Im watching a YouTube deep dive into the secret life of the American teenager and I shit you not there’s a line “he died a horrible death because I had incredible sex” lmfao
000 0
Reposted by spore whore 🍄
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It’s been 8 days and we have Nazi salutes and a concentration camp. 8 days.
519639 196
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Our hands touched on the djungelskog… do you think he likes me
010 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Subjectively very accurate
010 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I didn’t expect that anyone would, so you’re right on the money
010 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
You’re the to my
120 2
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
God this is so embarrassing for us
000 0
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If you ain’t nuzzlin’ she ain’t guzzlin’
010 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
My boyfriend is 29 now (ew)
010 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Seeing the BeReal update is like watching a girl with a fun personality start dressing in muted colors bc her boyfriend said he liked it better 😕
020 2
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This was already a Hannah Montana episode
110 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Cause there’s so mush-room for them 😀
120 2
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
He let me aim it for him 💀
200 2
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Does anyone know of any options for low-sodium savory snacks? I miss chips 😭
010 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
No cavities! No gum disease! My mouth is cleeeaaaaan!
010 1
Reposted by spore whore 🍄
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
615185832187 18.6K
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Rathena says hiiiiii (while Aphratdite bathes in the background)
020 2
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Ugh, fine. I’ll start posting more 🙄
110 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Bro I feel that so bad… I get nasty auras with my migraines so I’m always on high alert to make sure it’s not a stroke every time 🫠
120 2
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I have a nasty cold & I finally got lotion tissues… I feel like a king
010 1
Reposted by spore whore 🍄
Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 14/01/2025
“My house is one of many that burned down. This event, for me, has destroyed any boundary between my work as a climate scientist and the rest of my life.” Read more from NASA JPL scientist Ben Hamlington:
linkedin.com
Altadena Wildfires
My house in Altadena burned down in the wildfires on Wednesday. It all happened quickly.
361975590 2K
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Finally watched lord of the rings for the first time… lowkey based
140 4
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
To be clear, this was taken at like 2pm. That’s not sunset, it’s smoke.
000 0
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The sky in Marina Del Rey earlier today
100 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
In less than 10 hours, my husband (boyfriend) finally returns from war (vacation) !!!
010 1
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hollywood is on fire too now???? What the fuck is HAPPENING
020 2
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The new fire map is insane omg
000 0
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Nice
000 0
spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
My boyfriend, who bought a temporary phone plan for his 2 week trip in Vietnam just so he could still text me, got on a 3 day cruise yesterday. I feel like a sailor’s wife… my husband lost at sea… no letter could reach him, for the pigeons can’t travel that far 😔
000 0