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@narcolepticlol.bsky.social
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Got drunk & doordashed bread 😭
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Self-proclaimed “free-thinkers” are always the dumbass kids who stood up for the pledge all the way up until graduation day
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
All 3 of these are from different days and contexts. I’m a full adult.
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“Well if that’s their hiring culture you don’t wanna work there anyway” YES I DO! I NEED A JOB. INCOME. THE THING PEOPLE HAVE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE? YEAH I WANT ONE OF THOSE EVEN IF IT ISNT FUCKING ENJOYABLE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
So uh… do you prefer blondies or bundtettes?
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Water in your nose sucks but it’s definitely not the worst substance to get up there
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Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Brb accidentally fell in a giant hole of sadness and despair.
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Just got stood up at a JOB INTERVIEW
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I am the latex, I speak for the trees
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Just woke up from a dream where I was writing a book that I was super proud of about a zombie apocalypse and I was almost done with it so now I’m just upset that if I want to be an author I’d have to start a book instead of just finish one 🙄
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Im watching a YouTube deep dive into the secret life of the American teenager and I shit you not there’s a line “he died a horrible death because I had incredible sex” lmfao
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It’s been 8 days and we have Nazi salutes and a concentration camp. 8 days.
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Our hands touched on the djungelskog… do you think he likes me
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
You’re the to my
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
God this is so embarrassing for us
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If you ain’t nuzzlin’ she ain’t guzzlin’
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
My boyfriend is 29 now (ew)
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Seeing the BeReal update is like watching a girl with a fun personality start dressing in muted colors bc her boyfriend said he liked it better 😕
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
He let me aim it for him 💀
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Does anyone know of any options for low-sodium savory snacks? I miss chips 😭
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
No cavities! No gum disease! My mouth is cleeeaaaaan!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Rathena says hiiiiii (while Aphratdite bathes in the background)
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I have a nasty cold & I finally got lotion tissues… I feel like a king
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 14/01/2025
“My house is one of many that burned down. This event, for me, has destroyed any boundary between my work as a climate scientist and the rest of my life.” Read more from NASA JPL scientist Ben Hamlington:
linkedin.com
Altadena Wildfires
My house in Altadena burned down in the wildfires on Wednesday. It all happened quickly.
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Finally watched lord of the rings for the first time… lowkey based
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The sky in Marina Del Rey earlier today
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
In less than 10 hours, my husband (boyfriend) finally returns from war (vacation) !!!
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hollywood is on fire too now???? What the fuck is HAPPENING
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The new fire map is insane omg
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Nice
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
My boyfriend, who bought a temporary phone plan for his 2 week trip in Vietnam just so he could still text me, got on a 3 day cruise yesterday. I feel like a sailor’s wife… my husband lost at sea… no letter could reach him, for the pigeons can’t travel that far 😔
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Oh good! They updated the government assistance process to go from [receive a call at a random hour that, if you miss, makes you ineligible for benefits] to [be on hold for hours at a time]! Baby steps, baby steps.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 08/01/2025
PSA to my friends in California near the fires: breathing in wildfire smoke is really bad for you (even if it’s not super thick where you are) but if you have face masks (N95, KN95, etc) those can help a lot
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Chappell Roan x Hayley Kiyoko collab when
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Basic is just Classic’s ugly sister
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Lime is love, lime is life. I’m in the limelight baybeee
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Wow: 69 percent of Americans believe the healthcare system was at least partly responsible for the UnitedHealthcare CEO's murder, per new poll
kenklippenstein.com
69% Blame CEO Murder on US Healthcare System
New poll shows Luigi Mangione’s anger shared by most Americans
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Gong Yoo? More like gone dude
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Being home is just constantly searching for privacy, escaping sounds of other people existing that make my skin crawl, questioning if I’ve made any real progress at all, pretending I don’t hate every breath my mom takes, and eating food that’s gonna make me bloat. Happy holidays I wanna die
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spore whore 🍄 @narcolepticlol.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Word of the day: perspicacity
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