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✨️naomithinksit✨️

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Award Winning Scriptwriter, Podcaster and gay fool 🏳️‍🌈 naomithinksit.carrd.co London, UK (She/her)

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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 3h
Not even close unforch - I know your fuckin game
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Monstrous Productions @monstrouspod.bsky.social · 8h
Why should you listen to The Lion and the Adder? Pick your poison below! As if "1920s detective shenanigans but gayer and with more demons" wasn't enough 🤩✨
A screenshot of a bullet-pointed list that reads, "Featuring: All the vibes of a cosy Sunday afternoon on the sofa watching Poirot on ITV4, but even gayer and with significantly more demons; Characters you'll want to chew on like a dog with a squeaky toy; World-building that balances a love of historical research with a love of making shit up, for a setting that feels rich and real even in its most fantastical elements; Actors from your favourite indie audio dramas, including H.R. Owen from Monstrous Agonies; Méabh de Brún from The Silt Verses and Carmilla; Paul Warren from Camlann; and AMC from The Vesta Clinic"A screenshot of further bullet points that read, "Vivid, immersive sound design by Eira Major @hangingslothcentral; Magic treated as a science - our protagonist, Robin, is a physicist who specialises in applied demonology; An affectionate reimagining of classic Golden Age detective fiction for a modern audience; More queer characters than you can shake a stick at, including Evelyn "Bash" Sebastian, psychic lesbian extraordinaire; c.35 minute long episodes, perfect for listening on your commute or during a break in a busy day; Full transcripts for every episode, linked in the show-notes; Possibly? The greatest theme music in audio drama history?; A 10-episode series, currently being released
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 4h
Hey stop sending them popcorn and start sending whittakers they can share with me
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 4h
Really trying to convey this
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Thats My Opinion - Face Distortion
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Marguerite Kenner @margueritekenner.bsky.social · 10h
Our friend Naomi says “I’m a big fan of whatever’s wrong with you.”
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 9h
Its a COMPLIMENT
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i shake my ass at you, sir
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But for now, I think i shall have a little cry instead
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think the metal ones should have been plenty as they were rated for lots of weight You maybe right to chuck the fixings i have and try just find studs
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes and these
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lads I'm going to be honest. Idk what to fuckin do here
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Youre not gonna fuckin believe this
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UN FUCKIN DEFEATED
A clothing rack and shelf attached to the wall perfectly level
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Merely 🦇 Matt @merelymatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/mere...
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Specifically matts pls
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also interestingly part of the issue was that I drilled into the drywall, hit the cavity and then breezeblock before reaching the depth of the rawl plugs that came with it
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My brother in law is a builder so I am going to go find these tomorrow 🙌 We will not be defeated (hopefully)
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thats the fuck up guarantee 😘
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FUCK
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I DID IT!!!! CLOTHING RAIL ACHEIVED!!!
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I CAN HIT NO CABLES AND WIRES
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am SMART. I am BUTCH. I can DRILL A HOLE IN THE WALL UNSUPERVISED.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going into the office: 😞😫🔫😭 Walking along the south bank to get there: 🥰😊😇
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My uncle's a musician so I just thought people could have whatever surname they felt like
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not his fault, my sister spent a lot of time falling into bodies of water
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My sister nearly drowned in his pool
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sin of trying to deceive anubis weighs down the heart
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🗡️ Jess Jewell 🗡️ @jessjewell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
✨FUCK✨ ✨GENERATIVE✨ ✨AI✨
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You want to have a gorgeous witty time? Hero delivers 💅💅💅
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hell yeah, love this for you ❤️
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The Neon Caster 🎙 Tabletop Vtuber @theneoncaster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god!!!
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And i wrote someone having a fuckin terrible time?? Hello???
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm truly just jealous of the panache
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Monstrous Productions @monstrouspod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shared some sneek peaks of the first 2 eps of The Lion and the Adder last night, and am frankly delighted with the responses so far 😅 @naomithinksit.bsky.social
A screenshot of a text message reply. The original message, from the phone's owner, reads, "I don't think audio dramas are horny enough". The reply reads, "I'm getting that."
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Merely 🦇 Matt @merelymatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sound off if you too are dead of @thekilda.bsky.social
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YESSS
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You too 🫂 Less pacing more rage rooms
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All the goddamn time
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Monstrous Productions @monstrouspod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
✨The Lion and the Adder: launching September 24th!✨ Join us for a romp through 1920s London as gadabout demonologist Robin Sylvester joins consulting psychic Evelyn "Bash" Sebastian and D.I. Nicholas Hawthorn on a case that blends science, magic, and religion... Subscribe now wherever you listen!
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of my friends has an acting job at a school tomorrow and is running the script (including the audience parts) Really fun to hear a 39yo man yell ITS A DOG! in kid voice through the wall
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@tomwalkerisgood

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor
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Worlds Lair @worldslair.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🌟 GET YOUR TICKETS FOR WORLD'S LAIR 🌟 If you're into TTRPGs, cosplay, fantasy, comedy, puppets, dice, quizzes, quests, workshops or all of the above, this is the event for you! Bring your friends, bring your family, bring yourself to Between the Bridges on 6th - 7th Nov: vist.ly/5if8j
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is sick and you should do it
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tummy ache
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We raised enough money at last week's fundraising drive to send 400 underprivileged lobsters to portugal for some reason. And that's just the beginning of whatever it is we're trying to achieve
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IWGB Game Workers Union @gameworkers.co.uk · 10/09/2026
Today marks the beginning of our trial against Rockstar to hold them accountable for firing workers who were trying to unionise. In order for us to see this through to the end, we need your support. Please donate to and share our fundraiser for the Rockstar 31: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/qr/wWq5Omj...
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Defend union rights: Support the Rockstar 31
Justice for 31 Rockstar employees who formed a union and were fired en masse
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There is No Anti Memetics Division by QNTM 🤯8/10 ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🤯 Glad I went in blind. Worth the wait and an absolute thinker, necessarily difficult to parse in places but I think I'll enjoy this more the further I get from it.
There is no anti memetics division cover with a deer in front of a pink and blue seascape with the vague shadow of a circular planet.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And at night they all take turns to hit me with sticks
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Need you to know I've been asking for this exact gag since I started and they posted it without me #Wretch
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