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✨️naomithinksit✨️

@naomithinksit.bsky.social
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Award Winning Scriptwriter, Podcaster and gay fool 🏳️‍🌈 naomithinksit.carrd.co London, UK (She/her)

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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I Kissed a Werewolf and I Liked It by Cat Hepburn 3/10 Unplanned Pregnancies 😶 Listen. I knew it'd be silly but I didn't know it'd be stupid. And it only stupider and stupider. What if becoming a werewolf just made you horny and desperate? Girl, you are going to get several unsexy STIs.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everyone In This Bank Is A Thief by Benjamin Stevenson 7/10 tenuous pronunciations 🦜 Perfectly alright bit of writing that knows it's tropes and is having a good time.
The book held up in yellow light, it has a picture of a white pillared bank on the cover
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes and these
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Youre not gonna fuckin believe this
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UN FUCKIN DEFEATED
A clothing rack and shelf attached to the wall perfectly level
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My brother in law is a builder so I am going to go find these tomorrow 🙌 We will not be defeated (hopefully)
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FUCK
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm truly just jealous of the panache
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YESSS
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There is No Anti Memetics Division by QNTM 🤯8/10 ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🤯 Glad I went in blind. Worth the wait and an absolute thinker, necessarily difficult to parse in places but I think I'll enjoy this more the further I get from it.
There is no anti memetics division cover with a deer in front of a pink and blue seascape with the vague shadow of a circular planet.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We've figured it out since then! There were barely over 50 kākāpō but now we have 235! Aotearoa is a real study in introduced species because the human introduction is so recent! There were no mammals (but bats) before 1250 and then only rats and dogs until the 1700s They did then get wild with it
A painting of zebras pulling Sir George greys carriage, which was apparently a.thing he liked to do. However zebras didn't take in nz because zebras are fuckin bastards.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I gave A8 index cards for teeny little letters 💖💖💖
Photo of index cards made to look like envelopes with a fake stamp and the words namoi or love you naomi happy birthday
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Need you to know I solved this problem by becoming a postman at my own birthday party
"Happy birthday naomi! For my birthday wishes please write a letter for me to deliver at the party"
Photo of a blackboard and a little cardboard postbox very handmade but adorable.Mirror selfie where i am dressed as a tiny postman with blue stripe shirt and brown shorts and a navy cap
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They almost had me
"Dice pools" screenshot
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
An Education in Malice by S.T.Gibson 🚬7/10 clove cigarettes🚬 Got part way through and thought boy this seems familiar - and realised I'd read Dowry of Blood by the same author. Glad I had time to read but everyone is a bit langorous and darling for it to make a long lasting impression. Gay & horny
The book on some yellow and green blankets. The cover has illustrations of flowers and vines around the border with the title in gold.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Britain:
Whats all this then as a now music cover.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Omg @fkth.bsky.social is at the Ennies!
A screen in a decorated hall showing fiona howatt whi g says judges spotlight award - judge fiona katherine (wow middlename lore) taylor howatt.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
How its going:
Whatsapp conversation between 5 participants where one (yellow) states that husband (red) said they could no longer do donner thought experiments because of their conversion to islma. This is clealry a real blow, but they have given it up for their faith.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What its like to be busy with long covid
A comic that says today i will and then has 5 panels of someone lying face down and each gets goopier
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
One Knight Stand by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner 💅8/10 pregnant whimsical horse 🐎 Man the writers are having a blast, and so am I! Lots of fun, pretty silly but plenty of heart. Can mostly by summarised by mr incredible "I'm not...strong enough" and a big octopus.
The book on a bright yellow fabric. The cover has an illustration of 2 girls. A snooty blond princess and a pensive dark haired knight. Orange tentacles worm their way at the border.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
HAPPY DISABILITY PRIDE
The what about second breakfast meme from lord of the rings but instead of breakfast the word pride has been photoshopped in. First pride is gay pride and aragorn has a pride flag and then second pride merry/pippin? Idfk has a disability pride flag
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Examiner by Janice Hallett 👻6/10 ghosts in the machine🏫 @fkth.bsky.social and I have suffered at the hands of moodle and this was absolutely that. Slow as its epistolary but plenty in there, just felt like it sort of dissolved at the final hurdle by squashing its own stakes. (Secret nukes 🫪)
The book on a plane seat. The cover has an illustration of a scorpion ready to strike with a bloddy splash on its tail.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Starving Saints by Caitlin Stirling 🍖8/10 Surrealist Camnibalism👉 Compelling. WACK, but compelling. Was it good? Could be. Could I tell you what happened? Probably not. Did it wig me out? Yah. I need to take a walk. I gave it an 8 for someone else needs to read this so I can talk about it
The book held up against a blank background.  The cover is yellow with a nun holding a hive frame up, but where her face should be is screaming medieval babies from a painting.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What up I'm Naomi! Scriptwriter, podcaster, rpg'er and professional queer yearner💅 You know me from 💖Writing @thekilda.bsky.social 💖Social media wretch @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social 💖Chicken nugget wizard on @realmspod.bsky.social 💖Heike Handless on Til Death Do Us Heart 💖Guest on everything⬇️
Picture of me saying 'this is only as many podcast and streams as I could fit but it is not all of them:/' in a scratchy speech bubble. Then there are small square logos of; the secret of st kilda, realms of peril and glory, til death do us heart, power word roll, actual play uk, euphoria, who lives who dice, danger club, what am i rolling, backwater bastards, monstrous agonies, one shot podcast, rpgeeks, snyders return, forgive me, indie af, hoard of tales, podcastzone at dragonmeet, kane and feels, legend of bones
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
yeah I'm doing a good job
discord screenshot - hey i have a pride idea that can only backfire, with maz saying oh good
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Dog absolutely curled around my leg with a body temperature of about three thousand degrees
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Talking to michelle:
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
SHE'S FIVE
People who celebrate their pets birthdays are annoting pass it on. Fuck this post and happy birthday my gecko!!! With a picture of my yellow gecko with a birthday hat cake and balloons
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
And theyre at ukge
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Girls on fire
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A Parade of Horribles by Matt Dinniman 🌭I laughed I cried I frew up🐛 I think when the next one comes out I need to do a re read because this one was DENSE. I am so excited to get to the world-ending lore and finally pull apart the Primal mystery. When will my doomsday scenario return from the war
Photo of the book on a light material with a graphic yellow sun design. The cover is red and black with the silhouette of an on fire chicken food truck with a man standing on top and a cat driving.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I am looking very intently at Ursula le Guins writing schedule and wondering how its already 8pm
Ursula le guins writing schedule: after 8pm i tend to be very stupid and we wont talk about this
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Some days its really like huh??? huh??? and having the sleepy disease
I am very small and have no ability to parse sentences so you can imagine the stress i am under meme edit of john mulaney
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It's heeeere!
A parade of horribles by matt dinniman
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
How to Cheat Your Own Death by Kristin Perrin 🥩9/10 steak experiments🥩 Ugh she got me with the mutual yearning slow burn dammit. Probably my favourite of the 3, very well shaped characters with their own mysteries, nicely balanced with interpersonal b plot. An artist mother I recognise a bit much
The book held up against a brick wall. The cover is bright green with a raven perched on a brown poison bottle with a skull and crossbones label. The tag line reads laura never meant to lie. But old habits die hard.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
How to Seal Your Own Fate by Kristin Perrin 🐈8/10 china cats🐈 I really enjoyed book 1, when it was the only book. Accidentally picked up book 3 and had to back track to find 2! These mysteries are nicely twisty and I am ready for slowburn detectivism. In places it could do with a sharper edit tho
Book on a yellow suede surface. The cover is sky blue with an illustration of a raven pecking a crystal ball on it. The tag line says annie thought the murders were over. She was wrong.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Killer in Paradise by Tom Hindle 💠6/10 unrelated poisons🍎 Tom Hindle has a good nose for mess. Unfortunately sometimes I think he doesn't trust the audience. The foreshadowing is so heavy every twist is spoiled. Good characters, strong attempts and much better than some of his others but... eh🫤
The book on art deco sun patterned material. The cover has an illustration of a tan coloured hotel nestled between trees and palms, and jutting out into a lake where a canoe waits. The tag line says 'Six friends. One deadly secret.'
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The best podcasters get TWO mics and CAN BE TRUSTED
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Lady's Knight by Amie Kaufman & Megan Spooner 💅8/10 poisoned custard tarts⚔️ Incredibly silly, I had an absolute blast. Dudes suuuuuuck, but swords are great. Brilliant at actually making a fuckin terrifying dragon.
The book held up against a dark green fabric. The cover has a neon pink portrait border, with a painting of two girls. One is a smug blonde in a medieval dress and the other is an incredulous looking knight in armour. The text says lock up your dragons... its Lady's Knight
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hazelthorne by CG Drews ❤️‍🩹8/10 identical bedrooms🍃 I cried. A book of many horrors that continues unfolding and unfurling in stranger and stranger corners. I empathised with being extremely tired, confused and gay. Thems the breaks.
The book against a khaki background. The cover has an illustration of a face in profile, head back but with thorned vines biting into the eyes. Very gothic horror.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It is his sweet sixteenth
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Girl who's going to be ok: oh yeah Van Gogh's First Steps
Painting by van gogh of two parents in a field guiding a toddler to their first steps, one arms out stretched cajoling them to walk from the supporting arms of the other. its fuckin delightful
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The Iron Heart by Nina Varela 🩸6/10 of course the magical powersource is people🙃 Listen you can just write a "heres what you missed on glee" for part one rather than restating everything that happened in book one during book two. Clunky! -2pts for multiple deus ex machina, +1pt for girl kissing.
Hand holding the book against a turquoise material. The cover has a symmetrical kind of grecian design. Two girls face away from each other while climbing stairs at the bottom while a vista of mountains is at the top. The title is central in a dark blue circle with the tag line between mortal and made lie the heart and the blade. The blue circle is ringed with alchemical symbols.
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The Midnight Shift by Cheon Seon-Ran 🧦6/10 favourite socks🧦 A gift which I got halfway through, left on a train (with padella leftovers 😫) and then had to secretly replace. It's a nicely ponderous mystery, with vampires, but I kind of felt it welched on it's premise in the end. Scuffed the landing
Photo of the book held up in front of some blurry small yellow flowers. The cover has an illustration of a delicate white long nailed hand palm up that has been stabbed through by a pinkish rose. The bottim half of the stem has completely pierced and has some red blood droplets coming off it. Theres some korean characters coming down vertically off it but i dont read korean sorry :/
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Hell Bent by Leigh Bardugo 😈8/10 yuppies in the basement🤑 Turns out there's more! Good strong characters and more mystery. Feels like she's considering jumping the shark at points, and could do with an extra map I think? Also I am discovering the authors thinly disguised romantic archetype.
A photo of the book being held on a light jean lap. The cover has an illustration of a weirdly paranoid looking white rabbit on it. No SA in this one, hooray!
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo 💀9/10 prognostications👻 A really fun slow build that drops you in the middle of a complex underbelly of ritual, power and magic. A good scrappy protagonist who is not that into lore forces the reader to scrape for clues in a really fun way. Intensely layered plotting.
Photo of a book cover on a grey carpet. It has an illustration of a partially coiled snake on it. Tw for having ghost rape in the book sorry
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