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@nanette.bsky.social
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a middle-aged librarian living on the flatlands of central Illinois magnificent weirdo, guardian of the corn trophy, teller of stories “songs person” at thebestthing.blog not a professional account by any means, it gets weird in here

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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 7h
it has been two weeks since the 2001 @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social tournament ended and I am starting to miss the blog! I am working on something that I will post soonish but I want to highlight some stuff I wrote back in 2024, starting with this seasonally appropriate piece (go White Sox!)
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If You Purchased a Hot Dog from a Vendor at Comiskey Park between 1993-1997, I Might Have Touched Your Weiner, or, Five Seasons in the Commissary
Angie Foster and I, in the Right Field Food commissary, circa 1996I am sure this violates everything we were taught about food service sanitation In 1990, my dad took on a second job, working secur…
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 7h
whoever nominated this for #BPHM8689 has completely made my day because I’ve listened to this twice and it made me wheeze with laughter both times. such a delight.
youtu.be
Candy Licker (Album Version)
YouTube video by Marvin Sease - Topic
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so maybe the Champaign Niemann’s is the new place to go if you want to hear cool music while you grocery shop. first some vaguely familiar dream pop and then the flaming lips
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so apparently I am the descendant of a minor vaudeville star and her New York waster of a husband
Newspaper article from the 1920s:

Rose Wilton Asks A Divorce From New York Waster
TERRE HAUTE. June 4 - Rose Wilton, well known in Terre Haute de a member of the "sister team" of the Wilton sisters,
prominent In Vaudeville, appeared yesyetsay in the Vigo County Circuit court to present her side of her suit for divorce from Charles Festa of New York.
to whom she was married four years
Mrs. Wilton after / ektablishing
the fact of her residence here.
told of her life with her husband, representing him as a worthless gambler whose board bill she repeatedly paid to preserve her own good name. She stated the he refused to support her and pawned her vatuables even
beating her when she was unable to give him money.
She also asks for custody of their son. Joseph Wilton Festa, Her residence, she said, was with her mother. Mrs. Jennie Wilton. at 601 north Eighth street. After Mrs. Festa had rested her case the court ruled that the other side would be heard on June 23, when, if Festa does not appear, she will obtain the verdict by default.
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social 1988 in the wild - “mountain song” by Jane’s Addiction on a pro football commercial
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
was checking exile’s new release posts to see if they got this Joy Division box set (uncertain) BUT they did note that Calvin Johnson was in town (!!) dropping off some K Records releases and now I’m considering heading over after work/kid pickup
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why YES I will be spending the day listening to the new Joy Division live box set (judging from the mere smattering of applause, their 1979 show at the Hope and Anchor was not well attended)
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there was a typo on the school lunch menu and the 14 year old was disappointed that “geef byros” were not really a food option
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
practical trucknutz
The rear of a power company truck with two bags hanging off the bumper.Close up of the rear of a power company truck with two bags hanging off the bumper.
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the original poster disabled quote posts so here’s my scrod story: there was a restaurant called Larry D’s in my hometown, a sit down diner kind of place. at one point their sign looked like it was advertising a “scrod kids meal” and it became a running joke in my family
A photo of (I am assuming) Paul Newman with the caption Delicate moment: Newman saucing his scrod.
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is my jams
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my 1988 bracket name should be Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Slipknot (that said: am glad that Wilco defeated the White Stripes, whose charms completely escape me)
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
responses to the latest prompts people are sharing widely: -my 20 year old self would be thrilled with my 52 year old self -my Kentucky Derby race horse name (symptom of mental health condition + last thing you ate) is rejection sensitive dysphoria orange chicken
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
glad that Björk got 3rd place but my inner emotional vampire is a little disappointed that I won’t get to unmute the guy who hates the Strokes to watch him lose his shit. I live for a good tantrum
static.klipy.com
Energy Vampire
Alt: Colin Robinson, Energy Vampire: “we either bore you with a long conversation or we enrage you. We’re the most common kind of vampire”
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s the grand finale of @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social 2001: Wilco vs the White Stripes! how many pages did we write this tournament? Will Jon write about “these fucking albums” one last time? do the sad dads and the happy dads get different albums to listen to?
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Best Album of 2001: (1) Wilco – Yankee Hotel Foxtrot vs. (3) The White Stripes – White Blood Cells
Previous posts:R1: Wilco, in which Nanette imagines Doolittle Acres and Jon compares Slipknot to Yo La TengoR2: Wilco, in which Nanette flirts with (and aborts) watching a first time reaction to Wi…
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there’s a tattoo fest in a small town half an hour south of here. I was flipping through the options and I’m pleased to see you can get Robert Smith’s head OR an ICP hatchetman/hatchetwoman for the low low price of $90
Tattoos acailable at the off market tattoo fest for $90. Includes a Robert Smith head and a one piece thing and a misfits skull and some D&D business and a hatchetman/hatchetwoman
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I rarely enjoy book clubs/discussion groups but I do think a 33 1/3 + album book club would be a lot of fun. if someone else would like to take this idea and make something out of it, I would gladly participate or help out or whatever
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ah yes, the famous musician Neil Youthful, of the rock supergroup Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Youthful. Friends with the late David Crosby, of the society rock band The Byrds I’ve seen some terrible AI slop books but this one is beyond. And it was a patron request!
Chapter 1: His Biography and Career
David Crosby is a vocalist, musician and guitarist who rose to distinction during the 196os as an individual from the society rock bunch The Byrds.
Brought into the world in Los Angeles in 1941, Crosby started playing the guitar at 13 years old and became associated with the neighborhood music scene while still in secondary school.
In 1964, he helped to establish The Byrds with Roger McGuinn, Chris Hillman, and Michael Clarke. The gathering's initial hits, including
"Mr. Tambourine Man" and "Turn! Turn! Turn!",
assisted with laying out the society rock sort and solidified Crosby's place in music history.
In 1968, Crosby left The Byrds and formed the band Crosby, Stills and Nash (later Crosby, Stills, Nash and Youthful with Stephen Stills and Graham Nash.
The gathering's presentation collection, "Crosby, Stills and Nash," was delivered in 1969 and was a business achievement, arriving at the highest rated spot and creating the hit single "Marrakesh Express." The gathering's subsequent collection, "This feels familiar," which was delivered in 1970 and highlighted Neil Youthful as a part, was considerably more effective and
incorporated the hit melodies "Our Home" and "Show Your Youngsters."
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a big day for both kids: it’s Nutcracker cast list day for the 14 year old and the first issue of the school newspaper came out with the 11 year old’s first-ever published story (a review of the book Keeper of the Lost Cities)
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
since late March, we’ve been climbing the mountain that is @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social 2001. we’re close to the end, so let’s look back at some of our favorite moments of the tournament!
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Best Album of 2001: Third-Place Match Clips Show
J:  It’s that time to root back through all the posts we’ve done over the past nearly six months of this 2001 tournament. Admittedly, it feels like eons since those early rounds and I didn’t r…
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every time I get in a Lyft I hear Ed Sheeran and it gets on my fucking nerves. like the drivers see a middle-aged white woman and assume I have shitty taste in music and yeah sometimes I do but it’s not Ed Sheeran-level bad
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
quick help me think up a “professional development topic” for Thursday’s management meeting it’s been mostly touchy-feely stuff (what are your short term and long term goals? what is your work love language? Something where I only remember the phrase “be the buffalo”)
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what does “crisp white” smell like anyway?
A sand + for brand candle with the scent “crisp white”. It is made with essential oils
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
time for another @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social party game! for this one, turn the name of any 2001 album—tournament or not!—into an insult mine is “leaves turn inside your mom” Jon’s is “asleep in the back because Elbow is playing”
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
time for another TV appearance and it looks like the zoo has brought NAKED MOLE RATS nothing will ever beat the goats or the snake that shares my name but this is pretty cool
A black and white goat on the set of a tv showA tan goat on the set of a tv show
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we are nearing the end of @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social 2001 with a match between the Strokes and the White Stripes! I’m presenting you with a day in the life of a person who only sort of listened to these albums because she’s already listened to them TOO MANY TIMES
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Best Album of 2001: (2) The Strokes – Is This It vs. (3) The White Stripes – White Blood Cells
Previous posts:R1: The Strokes, in which Nanette wonders why America hates ass so much and Jon refuses to write about these albums and chooses to mention Slipknot insteadR2: The Strokes, in which J…
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
strolling into the Broadway Food Hall to get some lunch and “Bizarre Love Triangle” is playing
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
today’s @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social match is between Wilco and Bjork. It’s getting serious, so why am I talking about a late 90s Oasis album? (you can blame the guy who referred to Low as the “sad dad White Stripes”)
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Best Album of 2001: (1) Wilco – Yankee Hotel Foxtrot vs. (5) Bjork – Vespertine
Previous posts:R1: Wilco, in which Nanette imagines Doolittle Acres and Jon compares Slipknot to Yo La TengoR2: Wilco, in which Nanette flirts with (and aborts) watching a first time reaction to Wi…
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
so @putnam39.bsky.social and I play in an online trivia league called QUIP, and the second round is the list round where there’s a series of categories and you name something that belongs in one of them as an example, I am good at categories like “novels by Toni Morrison”
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m a great fan of the simple pleasures in life, like seeing a Facebook photo of a high school bully who looks like shit and is wearing a t-shirt advertising that she’s gotten sucked into a sex toy MLM such a girlboss, Ann Marie! go get that dildo money!
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
in a weird ass quirk of high school football scheduling, my daughter’s high school team is playing MY high school team tonight, even though my high school is a 2+ hour drive away
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a squirrel made its way into the library cafe seating area yesterday and the security officer who helped escort it out of the building put “small in size, brownish gray coat” in the customer description field of the incident report
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the final match of @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social 2001 R5 is between the White Stripes and Missy Elliott! Jon’s been talking about Radiohead so much that it’s got me confused, there’s a 1980s teen magazine style quiz (incomplete) and I expound on the 2001ness of the Elite Eight
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Best Album of 2001: (3) The White Stripes – White Blood Cells vs. (11) Missy Elliott – Miss E…So Addictive
Previous posts:R1: The White Stripes, in which Nanette wonders what her fucking sound might be and Jon gets an education in wubsR2: The White Stripes, in which Jon decries analog and vinyl fetishis…
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
with @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social 2001 coming to an end, it’s time for some party games! first up is mad libs I need: -a year -two artists who released albums that year mine was 1967, the monkees, the velvet underground Jon’s was 1982, prince, taco I’ll compile and share on Saturday!
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
today’s @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social match is between the strokes and drive-by truckers, two solidly good guitar rock albums of different styles that both belong in the elite eight
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Best Album of 2001: (2) The Strokes – Is This It vs. (23) Drive-By Truckers – Southern Rock Opera
Previous posts:R1: The Strokes, in which Nanette wonders why America hates ass so much and Jon refuses to write about these albums and chooses to mention Slipknot insteadR2: The Strokes, in which J…
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
today’s @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social match is between Daft Punk and Bjork! both of these albums are great, so come on and vote for one or the other!
thebestthing.blog
Best Album of 2001: (4) Daft Punk – Discovery vs. (5) Bjork – Vespertine
Previous posts:R1: Daft Punk, in which Jon knows milquetoast whiteness and Nanette learns that robots have feelings tooR2: Daft Punk, in which Jon is half-heartedly tickled and Nanette rides the fe…
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oh nooooo! Detroiters is the show I put on when I want to watch something that a) I know by heart, and b) always makes me laugh
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
2022? 2022?? (they should have released it digitally in 2021)
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
today is the 23rd anniversary of my employment at the library! (it is also the 23rd birthday of my former co-worker Andrew’s eldest child. the first email I received on my first day here was his birth announcement)
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
we have reached Round 5 of @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social 2001 and today’s match is between Wilco and Gillian Welch! did you know that you can purchase red clay online for eating, perhaps as a snack while you listen to Time (The Revelator)?
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Best Album of 2001: (1) Wilco – Yankee Hotel Foxtrot vs. (8) Gillian Welch – Time (The Revelator)
Previous posts:R1: Wilco, in which Nanette imagines Doolittle Acres and Jon compares Slipknot to Yo La TengoR2: Wilco, in which Nanette flirts with (and aborts) watching a first time reaction to Wi…
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
today’s @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social match is between Radiohead and Missy Elliott! it’s been a long time since Missy released a full-length album (I was in my early 30s) but she did give us an EP of new material in 2019 so I’m delving into that Round 5 starts tomorrow! we are in the home stretch!
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Best Album of 2001: (6) Radiohead – Amnesiac vs. (11) Missy Elliott – Miss E…So Addictive
Previous posts:R1: Radiohead, in which Nanette imagines Whiskeytown the faux dive bar and Jon isn’t voting in the Nicest Person TournamentR2: Radiohead, in which Nanette wonders what Radiohead’s Wo…
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my new favorite place to eat in Champaign. had an empanada and an arepa and they were both AMAZING. everyone in the car is raving about how good it was
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
today’s @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social match is between the White Stripes and Kylie Minogue and friends…YOUR DISCO NEEDS YOU!
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Best Album of 2001: (3) The White Stripes – White Blood Cells vs. (19) Kylie Minogue – Fever
Previous posts:R1: The White Stripes, in which Nanette wonders what her fucking sound might be and Jon gets an education in wubsR2: The White Stripes, in which Jon decries analog and vinyl fetishis…
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this sent me
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hmmmm I wonder if I can see the eerie glow of the ridiculously gigantic new scoreboard at Memorial Stadium from my driveway
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
side D of the best of new order is the best because it contains both “touched by the hand of god” and “world in motion” (“blue monday ‘88” too, but who needs the best selling 12 inch single of all time when you have a goofy World Cup anthem)
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
publishing trend I dislike: “advent calendar” books where you break a seal or open up pages each day to read the story I don’t see how these would work in library collections so I’ve not been purchasing them even though there’s a lot out there and I think people would enjoy them
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the last of the limited edition Oreos is here! this is the deep fried Oreo. aroma-wise, it does kind of smell like a deep fryer, so points added for authenticity and subtracted for “smells like my friend Kevin from college after a shift in the student center snack bar”
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
today’s @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social is between Gorillaz and Drive-By Truckers! I’m inviting you behind the scenes into my life as a public library collection manager as I sift through an absurd number of e-content requests while listening to the Drive-By Truckers also Bob’s back with a vengeance
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Best Album of 2001: (7) Gorillaz – Gorillaz vs. (23) Drive-By Truckers – Southern Rock Opera
Previous posts:R1: Gorillaz, in which Jon doesn’t like the hopelessly generic British indie rock and Nanette withholds her opinionR2: Gorillaz, in which Nanette wonders why a cartoon has jacked-up …
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nanette @nanette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my oldest was hospitalized for a week (including two harrowing days in the ICU) with RSV when she was three months old. so I love this: “…women who are 32 to 36 weeks pregnant should receive the vaccine to pass protection to their babies during the R.S.V. season.”
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