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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition)

@nafinstabs.bsky.social
2.1K followers 1.6K following 6.7K posts

the worlds horniest shitposter. very gay and queer. daddy presenting boy. almost certainly posting from the toilet. no ai or cogsuckers. mid-missouri. transphobes and racists get blocked on sight. he/him. 18+

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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 6h
I think if Rahul Kohli had just finger blasted Carrie she wouldn’t have burned the school down
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hell yeah 😎
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This has been my assumption but I was just curious. I’m pretty happy with fiber powder
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is Metamucil powder an inferior fiber delivery method or is Big Gay™️ just trying to sell me their expensive gummies?
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching this space
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m full of pizza and I’m cuddling with a hound dog
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought the tube of cotton swabs was your bandaged index finger lol
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was very distracted by him when I played that game
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
See, I only want the audio
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sweet angel baby 🥺
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right?! I have bald spots on both my shins from socks. I would love for that hair to come back
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I don’t stay on top of it I will get a couple on my outer lobe that are 0.5”
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is there a Chet Hanks and Hunter Biden sex tape?
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My barber never does my nose but hits my ears if I’ve forgotten to do it
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol I’m reading that book rn
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just realized I’ve been out of the closet for nearly 30 years. One thing I’ve learned in these 28 years is that being gay is exhausting
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Making calls to strangers is rough. Even when you’re calling people who signed up to receive calls and emails. I’m just trying to get you involved in your democracy, don’t yell at me
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s definitely a narcissistic trait but unfortunately not limited to narcissists. Too many want to control other’s behavior instead of controlling how they react to that behavior. There’s a lot of not great things in AA but the serenity prayer is something I still use on a daily basis
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People using the idea of “boundaries” as a means to try to control other people’s behavior is infuriating
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And you could really carry it into the new year depending on how you interpret Dry January
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right, and a lot of that gets into the bean water in the canning process
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Really you should do this with any canned beans
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PSA: rinse your canned garbanzo beans before making then eating tons of hummus. I have been having the loudest farts for 2 days. I almost had to skip a work meeting because my ass has become a bio-weapon
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m not an active participant. Delayed gratification has never been one of my strong suit
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’ve got to figure out a reason not to cum in December. We’ve got Locktober then No Nut November. We really need to optimize these NYE loads, fellas
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know it’s fiction and the plot has to move forward but I’m tearing my hair out over here
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m halfway through ep 3 and not one person has in the show has guessed what it is. I knew it immediately. I thought Charlie would surely know what it was
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Possible spoilers for The Signal (2024) The fact that nobody has realized that the repeated “Hello” message is from the recording on Voyager is driving me crazy
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 05/10/2026
Please support or share, I'm trying to have a happy birthday today
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be able to see the guest list before you rsvp to something
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I’d been expecting it it wouldn’t have bothered me lol
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I made some hummus earlier and one of the garlic clove got completely missed by the blade in my food processor. That was a fun and surprising pita chipful
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This makes sense
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, what happened to my copy of that Janis Ian album? Did you take it?
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is Janis Ian from Mean Girls named after the writer of the song At Seventeen or is it a coincidence?
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s really not optional for me. I’m always dribbling a little after I pee
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With Brian Eno producing it’s hard to go wrong
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Am I gonna have to put “not a daddy not a sir” in my scruff bio? It’s not like I absolutely hate being called those things. I just want to manage expectations
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I fucking loved those
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Discourse
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn’t know we had armadillos in mid Missouri until I started seeing a bunch of them as roadkill
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ai is the worst thing to ever happen to comedy flyers
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three twins
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anybody else playing Well Dweller?
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sweet angel baby 🥺
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whatever you got
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sloppy toppy is the only reason they want to make Arrakis green again
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sloppy toppy is the only reason they want to make Arrakis green again
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fucking autocorrect
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